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“I’d already played that game with Chewbacca—I was NOT about to play it with Elmo.”

Friend: If you want to wake up, that’s fine.

Me: HA ha ha ha HA ha ha... Goodniiiiight!

Me: Don’t mind me, I’m just looking for more bodies.

Friend: Oh, I’ll find some for you! Here you go—more bodies!

I... It’s seven years later and I want to remember what this means... 😟

Ah yes, “White Magic,” with Neal and his sidekick Spankie.

“Make them terraform the SUN.”

“That’s just killing them.”

“I like how I said it.”

I don’t want directions, I want to go wherever I am!

“What if the boat people were inside of us the whole time?”

“What if the boat people were the friends we made along the way?”

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! I would do most things; that’s not restrictive.

I go to work with a Henry IV mentality: dress like a hobo daily so you look like a king on special occasions.

The worst thing about living so close is I still want potato chips.

Me: Do I regret my life choices? Yes. Would I change them? No.

Friend: Maybe.

Me: Maybe.

As a friend pointed out, you could actually use it as a coaster.

Once.

Badly.

I'm mature, responsible, and level-headed. I just sometimes suspect my technology is possessed.

Me rn. I mean, I’ve seen enough accidental almost-spoilers that I’m legitimately terrified. 😖

Very late Infinity War update: This is a screenshot of my entire reaction to this curse of a movie.

They didn't kill anyone, but they were an adequate meat shield, and no one can take that away from them.

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