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HELLO MY DEAR FELLOW SO I SEE THAT YOUR ACE ATTORNEY MASTERLIST IS EMPTY BUT DO NOT FRET, I'M HERE TO ASK FOR A HERLOCK SHOLMES SCENARIO ABOUT HOW WOULD BE HE AS A S/O? THANK YOU FOR READING
HERLOCK SHOLMES x READER | written by MOD clever
warnings; A few cuss words here and there but that's it-
romantic headcanons for Herlock Sholmes in a relationship…
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
Now, listen- This man seems charming. You know, being smooth and having the most out-there deductions. He seems like he has it all, especially with that intelligence of his. But listen here- His life is a chaotic mess. He lives a life of yes, a detective, but also a dad, and an annoyance /hj
Very quirky, very dramatic, can be very frustrating at times. Though because of how expressive he can be, and how he loves to jump into people's lives- (Much to the annoyance of most-) He's a very social person. He enjoys talking to others and figuring them out, it's practically a hobby for him at this point. Though there are his days- They're not many.
Not allowed in the kitchen. At all. Don't let him, you'll be making a huge mistake. Iris is the one making food- And though this does come off as strange- You soon learn as to why exactly only Iris is allowed near the kitchen. Speaking of Iris-
Sholmes is technically a dad. Whether anyone will admit to that or not. A total dilf? Absolutely- Okay, seriously though- It probably comes off as a shock that a very famous detective has been taking care of a child for the last ten years. Seeing how chaotic his own self seems to be. Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if y'all found this attractive, an actual good parent!
He's very affectionate. In more ways than one. He loves being near you, knowing you're safe, and that you're close enough to grab in case of a dangerous situation. He loves seeing your face during a stressful situation because now he has someone to be happy around. He's just a very loving guy, okay? Accept his affection.
He enjoys someone who's rather affectionate too. Someone who's willing to just, stick with him and deal with his crazy life. Someone who will stick with him and Iris. He’ll admit someday, that he’s happy you’ve come into his life.
Will rant to you about any ideas or inventions that have been starting to brainstorm within his mind. He can’t keep these ideas to himself, he needs someone to get excited with, dammit! He’ll make exaggerated hand motions while doing so, it’s funny to watch sometimes-
Literally drags you along for adventures and cases he's working on. He's literally just like an excited puppy, he's so happy to have you around to give him ideas- Or simply to just show off these difficult cases that he's already solved.
Absolutely LOVED dancing around with you. Just humming a little tune as he takes you by the hand and starts twirling you around- It's the cutest thing. I think it'd be funny if he knew how to waltz, as he doesn't seem like the person to know how to do that??? But he simply says it was for a silly little case he dived into.
Pretty much Golden Retriever energy. Just a big ball of energy, charisma, and goofiness. Also including how affectionate he is- He loves nuzzling into your neck, muttering how much he loves being around you. He loves holding you close, listening to your heartbeat.
His main love language is Gift Giving. He loves making you little trinkets to help out with everyday life, or just making you little things that you’d love to simply stare at. But his second love language is Physical Affection. As said before, he absolutely loves clinging onto you, like there’s nobody else in the world. Holding onto you as if you’d disappear any second.
“Herlock-!?”
“My dear, you look absolutely ravishing tonight, do you know that?”
Lanky. Lanky, tall, stinky man- /JBut seriously, he’s not very good in the strength department, as much as he hates to admit to it. He’s focused more of his life into solving mysteries and using intelligence, he never really focused on getting stronger.
Every single date always somehow gets into chaotic messes- Either it has something to do with Iris, or a sudden crime scene where Herlock must figure out what had happened- Of course, dragging you along for the ride.
We all know how chaotic his life is. Raising a child, having to solve Britain’s biggest mysteries- And now getting himself involved in a romantic relationship. But we all know he wouldn’t change it for the world. And I know y’all wouldn’t either.
Apollo Justice x reader. Head cannons for relationship
APOLLO JUSTICE x READER | written by MOD clever
warnings; A few cuss words here and there but that's it-
headcanons for Apollo Justice in a relationship...
Ace Attorney; Apollo Justice
First thing to know about this man- He doesn’t fall in love easily. But when he does? Man, he falls hard. He’s a dedicated and passionate individual, someone who isn’t open to dating someone unless he knows that they’re the right one.
You have to be someone he’s known for a long time. He’s been through a lot, and even though he continues to say that he’s fine, you need to be someone who can actually see through his facade and care for him as a person. Though he’s stubborn, he’ll be practically putty in your hands.
Apollo appreciates intellectual stimulation and enjoys engaging in deep conversations with his partner. (Taxes. /J) He enjoys being able to just have a full conversation with his partner, either it be about a trial coming up, or something random that you enjoy. With that being said, Apollo is also a great listener and a reliable source of emotional support. He genuinely cares about his partner's well-being and will lend a listening ear whenever they need to vent or seek advice. (Even if he's completely awkward at it at first.)
Dates? You mean spending time at a crime scene trying to figure out what the hell happened with Apollo's secret younger sister? Yeah-
Seriously though, Trucy definitely has third wheeled y'all a lot. So has Phoenix. Phoenix absolutely will tease Apollo in front of you.
"This is (Y/N), the person I was talking about earlier."
"Oh, couldn't you have found anyone better?"
"Mr. Wright-!?"
"I was talking to (Y/N)-"
Isn’t exactly that big on PDA. He gets flustered easily, face- Hell, entire body going red at any type of affection from his partner. Grab him by the face and pepper his face with kisses. Hold his hand and shout with him that you two are fine. Let him know how much he is valued, admired, and loved so you can make his heart soar.
Leave small hand-written notes for Apollo to find throughout the day- You don’t understand how much that will brighten his mood and make him feel special. These notes could include words of encouragement, affectionate messages, or even playful inside jokes. At some point, he’ll start writing little notes back, and it’ll become a little thing between the two of you. (You two have a little jar of unopened notes for each other for whenever either of you need a pick-me-up.)
Apollo appreciates whenever his partner cheers him on in court. Though, most of the time he’ll miss the sighting of you, and ends up a bit surprised whenever he sees you after court, waiting for him- But just the realization that you had been there, so excited for him to reveal the truth and provide justice has him absolutely melting.
Loves cooking with you. Is he a bit horrible at it? … Yes- BUT HEAR ME OUT- The guy is a romantic at heart, and longs for a domestic life after everything he’s been through. He loves the idea of standing next to you and learning how to make something with you. He knows how to make everyday things, like- he knows how to make eggs and such. But anything past that is stuff he needs help with.
His siblings give him the teasings of his life whenever you’re around. Even if it’s ever so subtle- Or completely obvious- (COUGH COUGH- RAYFA-) Though, prepare to be completely confused when Apollo’s siblings start speaking Khura'inese. (Don’t worry, Apollo’s confused too- He barely knows anything in Khura’In tongue-)
Old-School kid. He has a vintage record player that he… Doesn’t use that much- He just loves it too much to give it away. He loves taking Polaroid photos and putting them into a little scrapbook (Most photos are of you but shh-).
He tries to surprise you with dates, yet they never really seem to work in his favor due to how chaotic the people are in his life. He wants to be extravagant, yet his work schedule (and wallet-) tells him ‘Absolutely not.’ So dates usually end up with just watching random movies while helping Apollo work on an upcoming case.
You must like Mikeko. Mikeko must like you. I don’t make the rules, he does.
Genuinely, he loves his cat so much, and if you aren’t willing to get along with his cat, then there will be a bit of a problem. Of course, if the two of you get along, he’s already getting the wedding ring- /J
Apollo pays attention to the small details and remembers the things that matter to his partner. Whether it's their favorite snack, a specific interest or hobby, or a meaningful memory, he shows that he's invested in their happiness by remembering and incorporating these details into their relationship. Though, he does this absolutely unintentionally. The guy doesn’t even realize he does this. Must be the lawyer in him-
Strong man /J
I wouldn’t call him *that* strong, his arms are though- Has pretty buff arms- Strong upper-body strength. This is another thing he doesn’t quite realize? It’s quite funny watching him realize this over-and-over again, to be honest. That being said, he definitely will accidentally pick you up if you hug him.
Lawyer- Lawyer business- Meaning his schedule is usually filled to the brim with upcoming cases and such. It’s a bit difficult to find some quality time with him- It gets a tad worse after the whole Spirit of Justice arc. Just be there for him, ya’ll.
Isn’t used to having someone be there for him 24/7. He’s lived a tough life, lost many people along the way of becoming an attorney, he’s used to the concept of loss. He’d be so scared of losing you as well, seeing how horrible his luck was around this certain topic. He’ll shout that he’s fine, when in reality, most of the time he isn’t. Hold him, and make sure he knows you’re not going anywhere.
When it came to The Good Guys crew, one could say they were like a family, an odd family? Yes, but hey they were a family nonetheless, and with Sharks new “friendship” with this fashionista girl, had gained the rest of this family’s interest. Even Snake, even though he pretended not to care.
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You and Mr.Shark, formed a quick and quite amazing friendship, he was funny, a sweetheart, and a total theater kid. You two could go on for ages talking about fashion, plays and movies, sometimes you two would walk and talk, sometimes you would video chat. One time you two went to the mall and made a game out of who could make the more ridiculous looking outfit.
A couple of times you would show him some of the designs you were working on, and he would give insightful little tips.
Shark really wasn’t anything like the monsters that everyone said him and his friends were, he was something else entirely.
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“And then Piranha ate the entire cake in three seconds flat!” Shark finishes leaving you in tears laughing, you two were walking and talking, and this was the first time he’d told you about any of the crew’s past heists. You had to admit it sounded kinda fun, minus the whole going down a flight of stairs in a car without your seatbelt on. “Man, that’s crazy!” Shark shrugs, “Crazy is his specialty you could say”, that sounds about right, “And also singing” You add, “I saw your performance at the Gala on the news” Shark cringes a little, the Gala for Goodness was a sore spot for everyone, considering what followed. “S-Sorry, just…really thought it was cool” Shark gives you a small smile, “It’s ok (Y/n) just a little surprised you saw…all that”
The two of you pause at a crosswalk, Shark thinks for a moment, the crew’s apartment wasn’t too far from here, maybe, “Hey (Y/n)…wanna meet the rest of the crew?” You look up at him in surprise, meet the rest of the Ba- Good Guys? “Well there’s something I can’t say no to, sure!”
Shark just hopes the crew will be on their best behavior.
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“Brace yourself” Is all Shark says as he opens the door to the apartment, to your surprise Mr.Wolf is on the other side smiling. “Well if it isn’t Sharks new friend! It’s a pleasure to meet you Ms.(L/n)” He shakes your hand, “Right back at you Mr.Wolf”. “You can call me Wolf” he leads you two into the apartment, it’s old, and doesn’t have much furniture, but it has a homey feel, making do with what they had.
“You came just in time, it’s pizza night!” Wolf announces as they enter the kitchen where the rest of the gang reside. Ms.Tranatula on her computer, and Piranha practically had his face pressed up against the oven watching the pizzas. “Well well, look Shark finally brought his new friend over” Tarantula snarks looking up from her computer for a moment, Piranha just waves not looking away from the pizzas. The arachnid sighs, grabs a napkin, and crumples it into a paper ball, “Hey!”, she throws it at him, headshot, “We have a guest!”
Piranha growls but turns to give you his full attention, “Welcome dear guest of our friend Mr.Shark, I hope you enjoy your evening here” he glares at Tarantula, “Feliz?” Wolf smirks, “Sorry, he forgets how to act around famous people” You try and hold back a laugh, “It’s fine”
A ding from the oven draws an excited shout from Piranha, “Finally! Vamos a comer!” Oh boy, with that everyone gets ready to eat.
The smell of pizza draws Snake out of his room, you and the crew seated around their kitchen table, you had to admit this frozen pizza was almost as good as delivery. “So since you’re a fashionista, you think you’d be good at disguises?” Snake asks, you shrug you’d never thought of that. “Why?” “I don’t know Shark’s always going about fashion, guess it helps with being a master of disguise” “You could be good at it,” Wolf adds. You shake your head, “I really doubt that” Ms.Tarantula nods in agreement, “Between the two of you my money’s on Shark” Shark gives them all a look, “Aw c’mon guys don’t be like that” Piranha nods, “Yeah give the chica a chance!
“Sorry about that” Shark says as you two exit the apartment, “It’s fine, though I bet I could be pretty good at disguises” Shark thinks for a moment, “Maybe, but it’s more then just looking completely different” You raise an eyebrow, “Wanna bet?”
Shark gives you a look, “Are you challenging me?” Oh it was on!
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And that’s how the first ever game of “Who’ll Get Recognized First” or WGRF, was started, the rules were simple. The two of you would come up with disguises, go to the same location, and the first one to be recognized by the other player or the crew loses.
‘Whhhhhy did I challenge him?!’ It hadn’t been too hard to come up with a disguise, blonde ponytail wig, glasses and light makeup, hoodie, a random band shirt you found in your closet, and ripped jeans. Coming up with a character was a little harder, but not impossible, you were Amelia Greyson, a tired highschool student. Not very original but it was an easy character at least, you had skipped your morning coffee to at least feel a little tired.
The rest of the rules were simple: the crew picked a location, a book store in the mall, and there you and Shark would go, and stay until recognized. You had no idea if he was here yet, and neither did he, but you both knew the crew were inside and waiting.
“Here goes nothing” with that you enter the store looking around for any sign of the crew, nothing so far, you decide to go to the bookstores small cafe for a pick me up.
And that’s where you ran into your first challenge, sitting at one of the tables typing away at her computer was Webs, and across from her sipping some coffee of his own was Mr.Snake.
You do your best to ignore both of them as you ordered a coffee of your own and a brownie, you sit down at the table farthest from them and focus on your order. ‘Shark could be anywhere’ you scan the area around you, there aren’t many people around for the moment, but with so many shelves the possibilities are endless.
You tense up slightly as Snake passes to throw away his coffee cup, Webs sitting on his hat.
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Coming up with a new character was always fun, and for a game such as this, Shark enjoyed it even more, since he played to win. He was Doug Philbin, a chill guy who enjoyed reading, especially romance books. Dressed in a maroon turtleneck, short brown wig, and blue jeans, he calmly made his way to the romance section of the library.
He pauses only for a second, Wolf was making his way through the shelves, eyes lazily dancing across the covers. Regaining his composure Shark picks up the first book he sees and begins the back of it, then begins flipping through the pages. Wolf passes by without a second glance at the disguised great white, Shark grins. This was going to be fun.
Once he was sure that Wolf was gone, he places the book back where he found it, and makes his way towards the little cafe in the library.
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Finishing your brownie, and throwing away your trash, you make your way to the first set of shelves you see. It was full of manga and other anime related stuff, teenager stuff.
You bump into a tall man in a turtleneck, “Ah…s-sorry “ ducking your head you try to fix your wig. Then you quickly make your way towards your destination.
Making your way behind a shelf, you sigh a breath of relief, so far so good, no sign of Wolf, Piranha, or Shark. And you managed to fool Webs and Snake, maybe just maybe you had a chance.
Then your wig came off, whipping around you gasp to see, “Shark!” He was dressed as the man you bumped into pulling off his own brown wig. “Ha!” Another voice says, you both look up to see Webs climbing up from the other side of the shelf. “Shark wins the WGRF” she gives her big friend a high five jumping onto his shoulder.
You sigh, that’s what you get for trying to beat a disguise master at his own game. Grinning Shark pats on the shoulder, “You’re disguise was good but you shouldn’t have tried to fix your wig, better luck next time (Y/n)” you smile at him, “Yeah…next time”
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(A/N For Mr.Sharks fake name I just took the first and last name from two differnt characters that his Voice actor Craig Robinson had played. Idk it was the first idead that popped into my mind Lol)
After a month of being free from jail, and living with Diane, the Bad Guys, or now the Good Guys, had finally managed to find a small apartment to rent. As much as they missed their old hideout, it was for the best that they finally lived somewhere that wasn’t hidden from everyone else.
Shark gets the last box into his new room and sighs leaning against the wall, he fishes for something in his jacket pocket and pulls out the card (Y/n) had given him a year ago.
“…you should call when you’re free…you look good in that dress by the way”, those words rang in his head every time he thought of her. And of course she had to have meant it, why else would she have given her this card?! The others were all resting exhausted from the move, so closing his door and pulling out his phone Shark types in the number.
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You were working on another design when your phone rings, it was an unknown number, you had a feeling who it would be, thanks to the news of course. “Hello?” “I-Is this Mrs.(L/n)?” A familiar, but nervous, voice asks on the other side. Despite not being visible to him you nod, “Yes I take it this is Mr.Shark, not Mrs.Sharkling Rose?” He chuckles, “Yes” “I heard you and your friends got out on good behavior, congratulations” “Thank you” “So you’re quite the fashion expert” “I could say the same for you” “Well then how about we talk shop, over coffee? There’s this one good place I know,” “O-Oh that uhm that sounds amazing, of course”. You smile, “Alright I’ll text you the time and place” ,“See you then Mrs.(L/n)”, “You can call me (Y/n) Mr.Shark”, You couldn’t help but wonder what his real name was. “Alright goodbye (Y/n)”
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Shark stares up at the ceiling with wide eyes, his heart pounding in his chest, she’d invited him of all people for coffee to talk about fashion? He smiles feeling his fin wag, maybe the good life wasn’t all that bad. “Hope I don’t scare her”, he mutters worry replacing his previous joy.
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A week later you were making your way to your favorite coffee shop, excitement and a little bit of nerves filling your stomach. You were about to talk about fashion with a Great White Shark! Over coffee of all things! When you had decided to enter the world of fashion this is not where you envisioned your life going at all, but hey what was life without its surprises?
Unlike Governor Foxginton, who was a fan of redemption arcs, you never went to see Shark when he was in prison, that would cause a media circus! Thankfully their first almost arrest, the fact Tiffany Fluffit had been outside, and Professor Marlmades’ claim to change the Bad Guys had made everyone but you and Mr.Shark forget about you giving him that card at the Gala.
You hadn’t gone to Marmalade’s Gala for goodness, because you hadn’t been invited for some reason, though you did watch the crew’s performance of that song “Good Tonight”.
To put it simply this was the first time in over a year you were going to see him in person.
Not wanting to cause a scene, you went incognito, hair up in a ponytail, you always had it down, sun glasses, and a simple jean jacket, plain white shirt, and black leggings, fashionable but casual. Thankfully the place you recommended was just a short walk from your place, so you had plenty of time to psych yourself up. ‘Nothing bad is going to happen, it’s just coffee with an ex-con’, You facepalm, ‘No no…it’s just coffee with a friendly…acquaintance?’ You nod, friendly acquaintances, that’s what you two are.
Would you two become friends? Well there’s only one way to find out, because you had reached your destination, and he was already here. The only shark amidst human and other animal customers, “Alright here goes nothing!” you smile and make your way over to him. He quickly spots you waving as you approach, “(Y/n)! Good to see you!” You take off your sunglasses with a surprised look, “You recognized me?” ,it made sense he was a disguise master, “Yeah but you’re good at playing it incognito” he compliments. Even sitting you had to crane your neck slightly to look him in the eye. Back at the gala he seemed tall because of the heels, but now you were just realizing just how big he was, you couldn’t help but feel slightly intimidated.
“I’m glad you called, it’s nice to talk fashion when it isn’t all business” Shark smiles, but his mouth is closed, “Yeah I know what cha mean, it gets boring fast” “Right!” It’s like you two are back at Gala talking about fashion like it’s nothing, ignoring all the stares the two of you got.
Mr.Shark definitely has some bold opinions about fashion, “Don’t really get why certains styles or even colors gotta be for only “one gender” unless it’s for necessary color coding who cares!”
Once your coffee and the conversation was over, it was quite late in the day, and even though your apartment was only a block away. Shark offered to walk you back anyways, he was quite the gentleman.
“(Y/n)…thanks for inviting me, this was fun” Shark says once you two are in front of your apartment building, You smile, “Thanks for calling, I’d almost thought you’d forgotten about me” He frantically shakes his head, “No! Never!” “Well then we’ll have to do this again sometime” With that you two say your goodbyes and head your separate ways, you couldn’t wait until next time.
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The gang were all watching Tv sitting on their new couch, the kitty sound asleep on Wolf’s lap when Shark returned. “There he is, how’d you date go chico?” Piranha teases, Shark blushes as the others laugh, “C-C’mon guys it wasn’t a date!” “You’re right it was a coffee date!” Webs eggs on, “We just talked!” “Until Sunset?” Wolf raises an eyebrow, Shark huffs, there was no winning here, and just goes to his room.
He couldn’t wait until next time
(A/N: Lets just say Marmlade was the only one to see you give that card to Shark, and didn’t want any more “good” distractions at the gala)
I absolutely loved Shark’s and Reader’s interactions in this chapter, awesome job w/ the writing. Good luck on the next chapter and your other work!! <3
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Chapter 1: The Gala
“The Bad Guys struck again!”, TIffany fluffits voice says from the Tv, “This time robbing a jewelry factory, and now onto one of the workers that was there when it happened”
“I…I thought it was just my co-worker Bill, but next thing I know the lights go out and it’s that Shark guy letting his friends in to rob the place!” You look up at the mention of Mr.Shark and his friends, you normally didn’t pay attention to the news, outside of the world of fashion. But when it came to this criminal, you couldn’t help but get curious.
I mean he’s a Great White Shark! And yet his disguise skills were so good he managed to steal the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa! You weren’t one to frantize with criminals, but if the opportunity ever came up, Mr.Shark might just be the exception.
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Normally you weren’t one for these big social events, but as a good friend of Governor Diane Foxington, and being something of a philanthropist yourself. So of course you were attending the Golden Dolphin Gala!
Notebook and other on the go drawing tools tucked under your arm and straightening out your dress, you make your way up the steps into the museum. You blink as the bright golden lights of the museum hit you, the committee really went all out! Beautiful art and gold decor cover every inch of the building, and even some outdoor art, “Wow”, you definitely made the right call attending.
You linger by the refreshments table, hoping for a chance to talk to Diane, the Governor was stretched pretty thin having to take care of such a large state. And the meteor strike from last year, plus those Bad Guys running around like they owned the place was not making things easy.
You turn your attention back to the table as a tray of chocolates gets placed down, as a blonde woman in a red dress walks passed. With your back turned you don’t notice the tarantula jumping off the flower in her hair.
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Once everyone was on coms Mr.Shark parked himself at one of the tables in the great hall in front of the stage, so far everything was going perfect! He could almost taste that Golden dolphin. He observes the room, keeping an eye out for Chief Luggins or any other potential heist stoppers when he spots someone that nearly makes him fall out of his chair. Doing a double-take Shark blinks to see (Y/N) (L/N) one of the world’s fastest growing fashion stars! He’d been a fan since she started out just doing simple makeup and clothes tips, many of which he’s used to improve his disguises. He watches her as she works on some new design in a notebook, pencils, ruler and other drawing materials cover the table. He couldn’t believe it, sitting right behind him was his fashion hero!
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The feeling someone was watching you, was nothing you were a stranger to being as high up, even though you didn’t really care, on the social ladder as you were. Many eyes had been on you for most of the gala, but with Professor Marmalade here many of them had been taken off of you, thankfully. But this feeling was…different, more intense than usual, looking up you see a woman in a red dress, sitting at the table in front of you, staring mouth wide open. You smile and wave, she quickly collects herself, “S-Sorry, I’m a big fan”, “It’s fine miss?” “Sharkling Rose”
“Nice to meet you Mrs.Rose, I’m (Y/n (L/n) though you probably already knew that” Mrs.Rose giggles, “Oh yes, you could say that”, she peers down at your notebook, “New design?” You nod, getting back to your work, “I love your dress, did you make it yourself?”
“Wow, I make some of my own outfits too, but I barely have the time!” She sighs, “You do?” She nods, “Yes well, only for special occasions such as these you could say” After this the two of you fall into an enjoyable conversation. Talking about fashion and other stuff, at one point you casually asked, “What do you think about the Bad Guys?” Miss Rose pauses, “Uhhhh…well there the Bad Guys, what about that Shark fella? He seems intersting”. You look up at her for a moment, “He’s..a criminal”, Miss Roses smile fades.
Shark was used to this, I mean it’s not like you really know him at all, but this was different, he watches you work with a hurt look on his face. “But he’s definitely someone I’d like to talk to one of these days. In or out of prison, I guess, his work is something I can’t really wrap my head around, it’s something else”, you conclude. A small blush forms on his face, he’s thankful for the make up, his heart felt lighter, and he instantly bounced back into the conversation.
Miss Rose was quite agreeable and friendly, but a little odd to say the least. At one point after putting her hand to her ear, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, but was back in time for the Governor’s speech. Which you couldn’t help but note she got a little teary eyed at, couldn’t blame her it was quite inspirational.
Then came the biggest surprise of all. After putting her hand to her ear again, she got quite excited, turned robotically, flipped a table, and announced she was having a baby! You had never seen anything like it, and not long after she promptly got up and left claiming she wasn’t really pregnant.
The surprise was even bigger than the Golden Dolphin being stolen, “No…” you whisper, and then in the middle of Professor Marmalade’s speech. “I-It’s the Bad Guys!” A man screeches followed by the chief shouting, “Arrest them!”
You turn with the crowd and to your shock, Mrs.Sharkling Rose, holding the Golden Dolphin.
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You approach the Bad Guys as they’re being put into handcuffs Mr.Shark looks up blushing and smiles nervously. “M-Mrs.(L/n)…ha ha-this uhm well it’s exactly what it looks like…but!”
“I knew there was something off about you!” You can’t help but laugh at the extraordinary situation, the only criminal you had ever taken interest in had been right in front of you for the entire gala! Shark blinks, smile fading as you laugh, you stop laughing, noting the hurt look on his face, even his friends seem a little sorry for him.
“Here’s my card, you should call me when you’re free,“ You say holding out a card to large ocean animal, then with a smile and a tilt of your head, “You look good in that dress by the way”
Starry eyed Shark takes the card and tucks it away…somewhere. He waved goodbye as he and his friends were quickly ushered away by the cops.
~Neither of you knew it then, but that was the start of something beautiful~
The first chapter came out incredible, thank you for asking to write this, Ev!!! Its absolutely amazing! <33 Super excited for the next chapter. Good luck w/ all your writing / art! 💛
Who in your opinion are lmk’s most affectionate? And how would they take care of their s/o who’s come home from a bad day?
Most Affectionate LMK Characters | written by MOD clever
warnings; none
Top five most affectionate LMK characters...
5.) MK. (Qí Xiǎotiān)
He’s mainly just a really touch starved person. They’re kind, charming, and overall very affectionate. He’ll help dealing with a bad day with a little movie, sharing a blanket, and whatever snacks that their S/O enjoys. He makes sure to bring a smile to their face.
4.) Mei. (Lóng Xiǎojiāo)
Similar to MK, she’s mainly just a touch starved person. She loves seeing people happy, and adores giving people she cares about affection. It’s how she shows her love/appreciation. Dealing with a bad day she gets them things that are a bit expensive, plays video games with them, and just spends time around them.
3.) Spider Queen
She’s mainly just clingy, but it’s still considered affection. Definitely more on just, ‘hey, stick with her and she’ll give you all the love you need.’ She loves feeling adored, but being able to hug and snuggle with her lover makes her melt. Dealing with a bad day can be difficult, but it’s mainly dealt with snuggles and words of appreciation.
2.) Chang’e (How come she don't got no gif yall 🤨)
An excited, and very affectionate Goddess. She loves peppering kisses, tackling her lover in random hugs, she just gives bursts of affection- But it’s not rare, it’s almost every five minutes she feels the need to give affection. She deals with bad days by baking stuff for her lover, and soon just spending some quality time with them.
1.) Sun Wukong (Ya’ll should have seen this coming)
This little sh- Nah, he’s a very touch starved person, he misses what it’s like to be affectionate and actually receives it in return. He loves being able to hug his lover and actually get a hug in return. Bad days are just filled to the fucking brim with cuddles, and kisses. His main love language is physical touch, so this shouldn’t be shocking. He just, loves having someone be there to give him a hug and tell him it’s alright.
Hiya would you possibly be able to Do Macaque, Sun Wukong and (and possibly) Syntax who’s gained a crush on S/O, but the S/O is extremely shy and awkward?
MULTI x SHY!AWKWARD!READER | written by MOD clever
warnings; none
Six-Eared Macaque, Sun Wukong, and Syntax who’s crush is shy and awkward...
Six-Eared Macaque
- He is honestly, out of these three at least, the most to actually gain a crush on someone who’s shy and awkward. It depends really, but he’ll just learn that they are just, really considerate and easy to fluster.
- They probably don’t talk often, especially with strangers, and with that he can relate, he doesn’t exactly like talking to strangers either. Although he’s just able to hide that feeling much better.
- But, if they know each other, then let’s just say he’d give a lot of flirty teases. He’ll play it off as a joke, for *both* of their sakes, but is genuinely interested in how it would play out.
- I said it before, he has trust issues. He may actually think it’s an act, deceit. At first. If he takes legitimate interest, he’ll stick around, and soon realize that, maybe he was wrong about his thoughts on them.
- If anything were to ever make fun of, or verbally attack his crush just for not being talkative, or too scared to talk to people, he’ll simply appear behind his crush and glare at the person. Like I said, simple.
- He doesn’t try to break them out of their shell. He gets it, uncomfortable to talk to people, just wants to stay reserved so nobody else can disturb them. He understands. If they want to change, then he’ll *try* to help, but otherwise, he likes them for who they are.
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Sun Wukong
- I can picture him 50/50, it really depends. He’s a stubborn, charming, and a bit egotistical of a creature. While, yes, he’s reserved, just not to the point where he’s not willing to talk to people. He needs time to understand that being shy is just, something some people can’t exactly control.
- His outgoing personality definitely clashes against his crush’s personality. He’s going to try and change that, make them more confident and have some selflessness. Patience is key here, I’ll be honest.
- Similar to Macaque, he’ll think it’s a trick, but only for a second. He’ll realize that his crush just doesn't like interacting with people, and keeps to themselves. Even if he finds it confusing, he doesn’t get involved until his crush actually develops over them.
- FLIRT- A HUGE FLIRT TRUST ME- He’ll stick around often and be a bit affectionate even. He likes seeing how flustered they can get.
Anyone ever tried to insult (Y/N) for being shy? Welp, they’re gonna have to deal with a very stubborn and sassy monkey, that’s for sure. He doesn’t like when people are mean to others, especially when it’s something they’ve just, grown with.
- A bit awkward around them at first, due to the opposite personalities, but over time, will become overprotective and charming towards them. They just have to learn how to deal with this childish monkey.
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Syntax (FINALLY!!!)
- Okay, listen, this man doesn’t go well with shy and awkward people. He’s so used to competitiveness and anger, he thinks he doesn’t have time for people like that. Not to say he can’t fall for someone like that, it’s just less likely.
- He’s smart, *way* too egotistical for his own good. His personality just doesn’t seem to go well with someone who’s shy and doesn’t like talking to people. Another one who needs patience in order for this relationship to actually work out.
- This man is so confused when he develops a crush, because huh??? WHY??? They’d have to be around him for a long time, and even then, he’s still trying to get used to their shyness. Trust me though, after he figures out how this would work, it works out *well-*
- A bit of a flirt? I feel like he’d do it unintentionally and react confused when he sees his crush all flustered and red faced- Before realizing himself and quickly moves on from the situation. He continues to then ignore them for the next hour cause he’s stupid with emotions-
- The second someone even shows signs of hurting his crush’s feelings, he’s over there, slyfully and proudly insulting them, being a smartass. Belittling them, insulting their intelligence, it’s a funny and entertaining scene, really.
- This relationship just, needs time, that’s all. Take time to actually get used to the other, and learn how to clash with their personalities. If he genuinely likes them, he’s going to tru hard with it.
Hey, I wanted to know how Macaque and Wukong would act around a s/o who was a confused foreigner, like they wouldn't know much about the culture and legends, wouldn't even know who Sun Wukong is.
MULTI x FOREIGNER!READER | written by MOD clever
NOTE: I'm back, back again~ I'm going back to Monkie Kid for a bit, and I'm gonna work up until I catch up on some requests to open them back up- SO WHOO-
warnings; none
Six-Eared Macaque and Sun Wukong with a foreigner S/O...
Six-Eared Macaque
- He's been around the world, he knows a lot about other cultures, as well as their language- Although, he isn’t perfect in speaking other languages. He’s able to keep up on a few conversations though!
- He’ll try to teach his S/O about Chinese culture, such as the Lantern Festival or Winter Solstice. He has a tendency to dive way too deep into it, but in the end he genuinely has fun teaching his lover about traditions.
- He’ll grab a few treats for his S/O to try, mainly just different varieties of Dumplings, Dragon Beard Candy, and Mooncakes. (PS, he will not make these for his S/O, only just buy them cause he knows how much he’ll somehow mess it up-) (PSS, his favorite Mooncake is the Matcha Mooncakes-)
- The second he finds out his S/O doesn’t know about Chinese legends or mythology- He realizes that this also includes Sun Wukong, and he just wants to burst out laughing. Oh, imagine, Wukong isn’t as popular as he thought!
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“Okay, so, I got you some mooncakes to try.” Macaque explained, holding out a plastic bag that contained the goodies. He hopped fully into (Y/N)’s apartment from his shadow, looking into the bag as he walked over to his lover.
“Mooncakes?”
“They’re like, treats that either contain something sweet or meat. Here, I’ll let you choose first.” He then handed the bag to (Y/N), tail flickering out of interest. After a couple seconds, he smiled as they brought out a green mooncake. Matcha. “Hey, you picked my favorite, I bet you’ll like this one!”
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Sun Wukong
- Similar to Macaque, he’s been around the world, yet he didn’t exactly take the time to learn about them. Meaning he doesn’t exactly know how to speak other languages that well. Meaning you will definitely have to be patient with teaching him.
- Can get a bit annoyed/excited when talking about his culture- AKA, mainly about his experience with it. He will definitely drag his S/O around to different festivals when the time comes, and will try to experience every little thing about it.
- He’ll teach his S/O how to speak Chinese, even if he gets a bit… Annoyed- He’s not a patient person, he has to learn that everyone learns at different speeds. He may teach them funny stuff at first, but after hearing how lovely they say it, he actually decided to be serious about it.
- Dramatic AF when he finds out his S/O about him. Even if they didn’t know any Chinese myths/legends, he’s more focused on how someone didn’t know his story. He is going to be ranting day and night just explaining his story, and how cool it is.
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“So, you trapped him under a mountain?” Wukong gave a proud smirk, nodding his head in confirmation as he grabbed onto a lantern. “I mean, do you know why he started destroying everything?”
Wukong paused for a second, before shrugging, turning to put the lantern up for decoration. After a couple seconds of silence, his lover spoke up once more-
“Do you have any more stories?”
Wukong blinked before turning back to them, a gigantic smile now on his face.
Can I get some hc of snake and piranha with a teen member of the gang that the gang took in that follows them almost everywhere, maybe they accidentally call them dad or brother 🏃♀️
MULTI x TEEN!READER | written by MOD clever
warnings; some cuss words.
platonic headcanons of Mr. Snake and Mr. Piranha with a teen reader...
Mr. Snake
- Out of the entire gang, he’s definitely the most ‘annoyed’ by it. He’ll complain that they’re slowing the team down, and needs to sit out on most heists, or is just annoyed by their antics.
- But let’s be real here, he really only cares about their well-being, and wants to make sure they’re safe. He gets panicked when they mess up cause… What if they get caught? Sure, maybe he’ll reason this off with,
- “Oh, shut it. I just don’t want to hear any of you guy’s complaining. That would just make everything worse.”
- Nah man, he cares. The only thing that makes it slightly worse is that… (Y/N) following him everywhere would be so annoying and confusing to him. Like, can’t they go hang out with Mr. Shark or Webs instead???
- He gets, teasingly, called a dad from the gang. I mean, he’ll still act more grumpy than usual whenever this happens, but it’s something he’s just very used to already. So let’s just note now, it may take him a second to realize, if (Y/N) were to ever call him ‘dad,’ to realize it wasn’t exactly in a teasing manner.
- So, let’s just say it’s his birthday within the movie. The heist was a success, and now they’re back at the hideout, celebrating his birthday- Much to Snake’s ‘dismay.’ Blowing out the candles, wishing for a toast- Yada.
- “Alright, alright fine! I made a lot of enemies in my time, and I mean a lot. But out of all the people in the world… I hate you guys the least.”
- The guys joked around for a couple of seconds, saying how it brought tears to their eyes, but one little phrase stuck out to him the most.
- “Awe, thanks dad.”
- Snake only rolled his eyes, before being crowded by his friends, getting ready to take a picture. It wasn’t until he put that certain photo onto the fridge that he realized… They didn’t say that in a teasing manner. He turned back around and blinked at the certain teen, watching as they grabbed a hold of Piranha after he had devoured the cake. And he simply just smiled to himself.
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Mr. Piranha
- It’s a fight for Webs and Piranha when talking about who is able to get along the ‘most’ with (Y/N), they’re both equal. Piranha is just able- If people weren’t too scared of him, he’d probably get along with teenagers a lot, due to his impulsive and chaotic nature.
- But also probably not the best influence on (Y/N). Like I said, he’s impulsive, practically crazy. Oh, they’re about to do something completely dangerous? OH HE IS ABSOLUTELY IN!
- "You want us to go and steal the bank by ourselves? Bueno, ¡vamos al grano, chica/chico!"
Translation; “Well, let's get down to business, girl/boy!”
- Has the most ‘big brother’ energy out of the whole group, I’ll be honest. He’s a ride-or-die person for the entire group But mostly for (Y/N) in this situation. If he was tall enough, he’d absolutely ruffle their hair, and lock them into a hug.
- Absolutely has gotten hurt for their safety. Was it, yet again, done due to his impulsive actions? … Yes, but seriously, he’s always getting himself hurt for the rest of the group. This wouldn’t exactly be a shocking moment at all.
- There would be no accident with calling each other sibling terms, Piranha already calls his gang such terms. Either teasingly or genuine, there’s no way they haven’t called each other with sibling terms.
- “¡Oye, hermano/hermana, el Lobo te quiere!”
Translation; “Yo, brother/sister, the Wolf wants you!”
- “¡Presiona el acelerador, hermano/hermana! La policía nos está ganando terreno, ¡quiero una mejor persecución de autos!”
Translation; “Press on the gas, sis/bro! The police are gaining on us, I want a better car-chase!”
- He loves calling his friends by family terms, because he genuinely makes him happy knowing they’re more like family to him. Having someone that he can do on, practically on a daily basis though makes it so much better.
What sort of petnames would the Bad Guys call their S/O, if any?
THE BAD GUYS x READER | written by MOD okari
NOTE: Thank you so much for the request, anon!! Pet names are so cute, personally ‘darling’ and ‘babydoll’ are my favorite. :-)
warnings; none
Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Shark, and Mrs. Tarantula pet names for their S/O...
Mr. Wolf
Darling / Sweetheart / Doll
Aside from sweetheart, which we’ve heard from him in the movie, I totally feel like Wolf would use ‘darling’ and ‘doll’ when teasing you or when a sentimental moment happens! Watch out for that playful flirting involving pet names – it’s going to happen. ;-)
Mr. Snake
Sugar
Okay so sure, he normally says it in a teasing / annoyed tone, take it while you can!! I don’t honestly see Snake being big on pet names and he uses them sparingly, but if you’re not into them either then that's totally cool! If you are, give an abundance of pet names – never say his actual name. Feast on his annoyed groans, find one that causes him to stop functioning for a few seconds. He’ll totally love that one, I promise. * wink wink *
Mr. Piranha
[ NOTES: google translate used, i apologize if a word isn’t used correctly! ]
Mi Estrella / Cariño / Ángel / Cute Stuff / LITERALLY ANY PET NAME INSERT IT HERE
This man.
I almost 100% know this guy will spend hours serenading you and speaking on your beauty. Every pet name ever used has come out of this man's mouth when speaking to you / talking about you / talking about your beauty to your face – sometimes you’re suspicious that he doesn’t actually know your real name and has been using all these pet names to cover it up.
I feel like he uses them more than Snake and Wolf, but not as much as Piranha – he’s the middle man! He’ll almost always use them as a greeting!! I really feel like he says them in this really soft, calm voice that just makes you melt before you can respond. You also think he’s hungry a lot because 4 / 6 of them are usually food names.
Mrs. Tarantula
Babydoll / Babe
I think Webs has a loose, casual sort of style when it comes to pet names! I can imagine her calling you up, or if you go on heist with the gang talking to you through your com and opening with “hey babe,” she really strikes me as the type of gal that would use ‘babe’ the majority of the time while ‘babydoll’ is reserved for softer times and goodnight texts. :-)
Can I please get some headcanons about how Mr.Snake and Mr. piranha would confess to their crush 🏃♀️
MULTI x READER | written by MOD clever
warnings; a few cuss words here and there.
headcanons for Mr. Snake and Mr. Piranha confessing to their crush...
Mr. Snake
- Wouldn’t even have thought about confessing if it wasn’t for Wolf’s persuasion. And even then, he’d still probably back out of the situation. He’s definitely the most hesitant towards confessing out of the group, he’s just the most… “Mysterious.” He doesn't like sharing information or anything.
- So it’s either his crush confesses- Or just that he waits until like, a really bad moment- Or even could panic under stress and just spit it out. And the third option is the case in this scenario. Cause let’s be real, he probably would never own up to confessing.
- The person he’d probably only tell is Wolf- And even then Wolf may never be told. That doesn’t exactly mean Wolf wouldn’t find out though, he knows his friend way too well. Either he set it up or not, he’d be a slight cause of the accidental confession.
- Snake’s only reason he’s too scared to confess is mostly just because… Well, he’s a Bad Guy. A criminal. A deceitful, sneaky,old, grumpy, and smartass snake. Why would anyone like him?! Is his thought process. He has insecurities. He self-loathes. With him, this type of stuff takes time.
- So… Let’s just say, Wolf found out, and decided to invite (Y/N) to a little hangout. Without Snake knowing. Snake is the only one who doesn’t know. Yes, this means Webs, Mr. Shark, and Mr. Piranha knows, and will probably end with complete chaos. SO-
- Yeah, the night kinda ends in a disaster. What exactly happened? Let's just say by the end of it, Snake got up and left, pissed off with (Y/N). At the moment, he's really pissed off at Wolf and isn't exactly thinking straight. And at some point it just… Slips out.
- "I don't know what got into him."
- "What do you mean?"
- "Oh, you know! You already know, don't you! He already told you, didn't he?!"
- "Tell me what?!"
- "That I like you?!"
- Yeah… Like I said, disaster. At least for the others. Snake would kind of just freeze before trying to find a way out of the situation.
- I'm guessing S/O would say yes, so… He's in shock- Disbelief. And probably will be for the next few hours. But by the end of that feeling, he's secretly the happiest snake in the world.
Mr. Piranha
- Romantic. Literally just a flirty romantic. Probably makes it a bit too obvious at points. Like, genuinely seems like he’s trying to be this obvious, haha… I mean he is but shush. The second he gains a crush, he’s going to be a lot more impulsive, especially in front of them.
- If, by somehow, his crush were to confess first, one, shocking turn of events, but two, he’s going to be giddy. His crush was able to beat him to it. But other than that, he will definitely be the one to pull the first move.
- I will say though, due to how obvious he is about it, there’s a lot of teasing from his friend. Now, this doesn’t count on if his crush is friends with the gang- But if they were? Yeah, a lot of Piranha trying to shut his friends up about the situation. He doesn’t want them to ruin the future “confession.”
- He isn’t scared, he’s very confident actually. It’s more on, the more he learns about romance stories, and then heartbreak ensues… Okay, maybe he begins to get a little nervous, and then you know what happens whenever he’s nervous.
- His friends probably do end up helping him with his confession, such as… Shark making the perfect little suit for him, Webs picking the time and date, Wolf and Snake (Although Snake wanted nothing to do with it-) helped Piranha with his nervousness. He still had confidence, but he just wanted to make this a good night to genuinely confess.
- Okay. He’s making dinner and kind of just- Asking (Y/N) out on a date, out of nowhere. Because he’s an impulsive little bi- BUT YOU KNOW, IF HE LIKES SOMETHING, HE’S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO STOP AT NOTHING TO GET IT- No but seriously, he’s going to be romantic, he’s going to be very obvious.
-“Tus ojos brillan como las estrellas.”
This becomes so much better if (Y/N) doesn’t know Spanish, yet can tell the romantic innuendo behind it, so now they must ponder on what exact Piranha says. If they do know Spanish, then it just gets even better.
- By the end of the night, both of them agree on another date, and soon enough, realization finally hits Piranha that he actually did confess.
hello! if it's ok, may i please request the 'bad guy' gang (the bad guys) having a rivals-to-lovers relationship with their s/o? thank you! ( ˶ˆ ᗜ ˆ˵ )
MULTI x READER | written by MODs clever & okari
NOTES: We’re opening an anon list! If you’d like to be included be sure to drop an emoji you’d like to be recognized by in your ask! Love you all! - MODs clever & okari
warnings; A few cuss words here and there.
headcanons for The Bad Guys with a rivals-to-lovers relationship with their S/O...
Mr. Wolf
[ MOD Okari | note: clumsy criminal! reader ]
I’m sorry if this doesn’t include exactly what you asked, I really got carried away. :’-) I apalogize for the lack of in depth S/O content for him! - Jirokko <3
PRE-MOVIE
Okay, I’m sorry but (Y/n) is not the cunning character you may believe them to be.
Between tripping on their own feet and somehow tripping every single alarm system known to man in a single building
Even surrounding alarm systems that weren’t part of the building itself,
They are the definition of oblivious.
And that's why it’s so infuriating to Wolf that you continue to get away with crimes when you clearly don’t know what you’re doing.
Or you do and you’re lazy and apathetic to crime etiquette.
But he’s seen you attempt to drink water, choke on it, spill it all over yourself, and then try to take another gulp while coughing your lungs out while also simultaneously knocking over several other drinks that were near your elbow when you panicked.
He’s going with the ‘they’re just insane.’ outlook.
You two met at one of the many banks in town, him, being dashing as ever and you.
Well, you attempting to not look suspicious while tapping your foot with a whistle and peering at the bank teller every five minutes.
Of course he recognized you as another 'villain,' you had that shifty look in your eyes that was unmistakable. And we all know our man Wolf is good at reading people.
But instead of just accepting this as the fact that you were also here to probably rob the bank, Wolf became distracted by how oblivious you managed to look while somehow being unbelievably suspicious at the same time
Especially while you held a crowbar loosely in your hands.
He briefly wondered why you had a crowbar in the first place. You didn't need to pry open any windows or doors, the place was currently open to the public.
Wolf stood by the potted plants, a small sitting area, in an attempt to ignore you. Maybe give you a sign that he was also here for the big pot.
Nonchalantly, he looked around with disinterest as he awaited a cue from Webs. Touching the mustache under his nose, he turned on his heels as he began to receive suspicious stares from some people.
He ended up staring towards you in disbelief as he strided by the conversation you had gotten yourself wrapped into with someone.
You know how when you're talking to someone, you can get them to hand you whatever they're holding depending on how immersed they are?
You were getting people to hand you money they were holding in their hand absent-mindedly while you cheerfully interacted with them.
Still holding that damn crowbar.
He had to do a double take as he walked past because you're literally just outright stealing in front of this person
like, you were actively holding the money bag. In front of the person you just robbed. Even after the conversation ended.
What in the Gladstone Goose kind of luck is this.
It made Wolf's eye twitch, but he scrambled to move after realizing he had missed his cue.
After a series of unfortunate events involving introductions, annoyance, wit, clumsy mistakes, and Wolf quite honestly being baffled by how you made it this far as a criminal when you walked right in between the red laser triggers with no thought of consequences, Wolf was tossed out the window and smashed on the ground comically with a safe gripped firmly above his head.
Like when you're actively drowning but trying to keep your phone above the water so it doesn't get damaged.
"Oh, do you mind if I take this?"
Wolf's ear twitched at the familiar voice of the same person in the bank's lobby, the sheer volume of it alone leading him to suspect that it was you standing above him. How you got out there so fast despite being right next to him when he was flung from the window was beyond him.
A muffled reply came from the defeated wolf, and though it was surely a negative reply, you happily took the safe off his hands and shoved it in your trunk that was stock full of cash.
By the time Wolf peeled his face from the cement you were already driving off in your obnoxiously painted get-away vehicle, and the gang was calling down to him from the smashed window shaped like wolf.
Thus, your rivalry with the big bad wolf was born.
RIVALRY TURNED S/O
Wolf will still act charming and all that towards you, he can’t let his reputation slip up too much. But you know how to push his buttons. Just a bit.
There are two main spots that hit both of your annoyance with each other beyond all the little things;
Luck. Wolf is a con man, he can steal things without anyone realizing until hours later. He’s a smooth talker, and he’s good at it. This type of thing comes with certain personalities, but it also needs to be worked on, it's a skill set. Especially in the crime aspect of his life.
So when you walk in and get away with things with little to no effort even with all the big mistakes you seem to make, it annoys him to no end. He despises being one upped by certain people. You happen to be one of those people, especially through your…’methods’ of crime. Don’t get him wrong, the man is a believer of luck but you have too much for him to accept that you got to that diamond that one time before him despite him getting trapped in an alarm you set off.
And on the other side of the coin we have;
Arrogance. Wolf carries himself with a certain air that’s really hard to ignore, he’s charming with a bucket of smug added one top. Looking in through the eyes of someone who doesn’t know him you believed him to be arrogant. Vain in the way he appeared to look down on you and your abilities.
You’re smart, dammit!! He just doesn’t appreciate your different viewpoint of things. Just because you might have accidently pulled the fire alarm when you tripped on air because you weren’t looking, or when you maybe got lost in Catacombs of Paris when trying to snatch the Monalisa, doesn’t mean you don’t have any skill! You do not rely on ‘dumb luck!’
Ever since your first meeting with Wolf, you two would see each other occasionally. Normally at banks or sometimes in other areas that were said to have expensive items, and everytime it was confirmed either of you was near, the other one would groan and accept their fate. Wolf will do it through clenched teeth with a ‘ho-boy’ sort of breath. You will outright groan.
Pet names are definitely a thing between you two. Mostly towards you — ‘Sugar’ ‘Sweetheart’ and his favorite ‘doll’ (/derogatory,,,,for now 😏) he likes to add these on especially when you mess up or when something dumb is about to come out of his mouth just so there's a little cherry on top of the situation.
And no, he will never call you by your real name.
In return you’ll call him ‘Wolfy’ just to see his dumb smug smile turn into a small scowl.
You like to rile him up by being oblivious to how, in his words, ‘freaking cool his car is.’ I really see wolf as a car guy, and you purposely getting the names wrong makes him want to drop-kick you.
Mini competitions. Lots of them; who can run faster past the guards, who can stand next to that really scary looking machine without chickening out first, who can DRIVE IN AN ACTUAL STRAIGHT LINE???? Wolf loves using your clumsiness as an advantage, while you take the time to distract him with an ego boost.
And they almost always start off with; “Hey doll, what do you bet I can get past the guard faster than you.” “You’re on, Wolfy!” “ah-ha. No.”
You openly admit, very loudly, that Wolf is your ‘greatest rival,’ but he absolutely will not. He’d like to keep it on the downlow – introducing someone as a ‘rival’ means being on the same level. He’s feels like he’s above dumb-luck, it makes his eye twitch everytime you mention it.
Yet, over the time that you’ve known each other, you took little pieces of each other. You learned from each other.
You slowly learned from watching Wolf and his gang how to commit a silent crime, how to steal and watch the world around you better. Wolf learned to accept that your luck was just a part of you – he even learned how to use it as an advantage. He learned how to lend genuine patience beyond his team. He learned how to view certain things from a new perspective simply because your rivalry forced him to.
Over time the pet names usually used to belittle / embarrass you turned into an endearing ring in the air. And to embarrass you.
Your clumsy mishaps became something Wolf watched out for, no longer avoiding it. He thought it was something cute about you. (when it didn't end up getting him caught.) And even though you still refused to call his car by the correct name, he found himself chuckling and playing along with the annoyance if only to humor you.
Longer glances towards each other, and those small competitions no longer felt like a race to get it done but a long dragged-out attempt to stay near each other. A challenge demanded but a plea of something else on both your minds.
And the moment he realized he felt something a little deeper than mild annoyance and borderline friendship for you it was too late to turn back.
MOVIE
The realization that Wolf’s relationship with you didn’t just teeter on the edge of friendship came during the Annual Good Samaritan Awards.
You two had ran into each other a few moments after he talked with Diane, he gave a wink towards you in an attempt to get a reaction, as he had been doing recently.
You stared at him blankly, confusion written on your face as your eyes wandered over every inch of him.
“Hey do I know you?”
“(Y/n) are you kidding me–”
After taking off his disguise for a quick second, your face lit up with excitement.
Wolf had to take a small step back in shock. Since when did your eyes shine so much? When did you…look at him like that?
He didn’t react when you grabbed his hand and shook it furiously, playing along with the disguise and throwing some small backhanded jabs at his outfit. Mostly the mustache.
He stood there dumbly with his hand still out, staring at you like he had just solved the world's hardest equation and was in that moment of pure euphoria.
What in the world was going on?
“(Y/n) I–”
“HAHA YES!! YES YES YES!”
Jolting from your exclamation, Wolf almost ducked out of instinct as you usually yelled when something was about to hit him.
He stared at you with that normal bewildered stare he gave you when things went sideways and you were the one all signs were pointing to.
Holding your closed fists up to your face and biting your lip, Wolf took notice of your (e/c) eyes shining with a happiness that he wanted to see more of.
You were practically vibrating with the energy of a hummingbird, bouncing on your heels as you looked at him expectantly.
After giving a noise of confusion, the white clad wolf finally realized what you were giggling at.
The ring! The ring he stole from Diane – it’s gone and-! And…in your hands.
“I DID IT! I DID IT WOLF LOOK! OH MY GOSH–”
After shushing you with a small shake of your shoulders – because he didn’t want the whole city to know you robbed someone – he realized how big this was for you.
You could always just blatantly rob someone, but being able to do this without him knowing made Wolf extremely proud.
Snatching you from the ground, he twirled you around with a hearty laugh and a fully wagging tail. You’ve never seen his tail wag before – it was cute. Or it would have been if you weren't shocked to the core.
The entire action made you freeze, knowing this was definitely not like Wolf. Sure, there were small touches here and there, but those were always counted as accidents, nothing as deliberate as this.
Setting you down as immediately as it had happened, Wolf coughed into his hand and tore the ring from your loose grasp. He straightened his suit and attempted to go back to his smooth and collected self.
“For the record, you probably shouldn’t tell the person you robbed that you robbed them in such close quarters, Doll.”
You looked at this man like he was the most insane thing you had ever stumbled across.
With a small pat on your shoulder, he was gone and walking towards the Awards building, leaving you a bumbling, confused mess.
With an increase in heart rate.
Mr. Snake
[ MOD Clever ]
It wouldn't be surprising when told that Mr. Snake has an enemy- He has a lot. But a rival??? Really???
He's a grumpy, old snake. He thinks he doesn't exactly have time to even think about having a rival, yet there they are. Definitely the one who takes the longest to even realize there may be more friendliness terms going on.
Trust issues- My guy has trust issues. This relationship is going to take a while to actually become official. Hell- It takes forever for him to even consider them a friend. Patience is key with this one, folks.
Once in the relationship though, don't leave him, or even joke about it. He took the time to figure out that his S/O is someone he can put trust into, don't ruin that for him. He may like being a smartass, but it's more in a playful way.
Might make a couple jokes on how he used to absolutely despise his S/O, but let's be real, the second he figured out his rival is more on friendly terms, he had fun being their rival.
Just, don't make him hate you, really. He'd do anything for his S/O, even if they had a rocky start.
Mr. Shark
[ MOD Okari | note: fashionista!reader ]
PRE-MOVIE
Now, you two don’t actually know each other personally pre-movie.
You’re a popular fashion icon, and he’s an…infamous criminal
BUT – what brings you two to the others attention is through our handy device; the TV
Shark watches each of your broadcasts religiously while you watch him closely through the ‘Breaking News’ of that day.
He seriously enjoys listening to all your tips and tricks on outfits, as well as hearing you work with your clients to either give them a makeover or make outfits for movies/shows/other events.
Listening to you talk while doing his own thing around the hideout emmerses him in the ‘what ifs’ of his life. What if he was different – living a different life.
He also thinks it's just the coolest thing to not only be able to dress yourself so well and be snazzy, but also to do it for others. He’d take your tips to heart and attempt to use them in his own disguises, sometimes making them better in the process with his own twist.
You’d be lying if you said that this Mr. Shark character wasn’t interesting – the way he moves through those outfits was downright impressive and you’d love to see it in action.
Just to see if you would recognize him. You admired the way he held confidence in any outfit you put on, what an intriguing fella.
MOVIE
HERE'S WHEN YOU MEET FACE TO FACE ARE YOU EXCITED???
ITS OKAY I CAN BE EXCITED FOR THE BOTH OF US!
So, being as high as you were on the societal ladder, you were invited to the Annual Good Samaritan Awards by your good friend and client; Diane Foxington.
You had arrived early to talk with her specifically, and ended up dwelling near the tables until it was time to eat. You were more focused on a project you were currently trying to complete, not on conversing with others.
Social standards are fleeting, fashion is NOW.
So there you sat, eventually being moved to a table as your clutter seemed to be moving on its own. Working hard on the notebook under your hands with all the plans, measurements, and everything in between in front of you.
Shark also sat in front of you.
He was staring in complete shock, mouth open so wide he could catch files and whatever else decided to fly in. He couldn’t really believe he was sitting in front of you of all people – someone who he’s listened to probably a thousand times before from behind headphones.
He immediately struck up a conversation with you, after being caught staring (as in, he was right up in your face looking down at your notebook with you.) and you two hit it off almost instantly. Of course, being in his disguise you called him ‘Mam’ and he had to quickly come up with a name off the top of his head, but other than that it was a lovely conversation.
“So what do you think about the bad guys?” you asked out of the blue, your eyes staying glued to the page you currently wrote on. Shark froze with his chattering stopping mid sentence, glancing around nervously as he became confused on what brought on the topic.
“Uh-uhhh well you know – they’re uhm.. The bad guys, haha. What about that shark fella, he seems interesting!” Came shark's high pitched voice, his eyes scanning your face for any emotion. Your hand stopped writing momentarily as you glanced up at her. “He’s…a criminal,” you seemed to conclude, returning to your work.
It really did feel like his heart shattered like a china plate already stomped on by the bull. He grew silent, watching you do your work with hurt on his face. Though he wasn’t sure why – it was the answer he expected. You didn’t really know him, why would you say anything different?
“But he’s definitely someone I’d like to talk to one of these days. In prison or out I suppose, his work is something I can’t quite wrap my head around. It’s impressive, honestly.”
A small, unnoticeable blush made its way to Shark’s cheeks that was shaken away by his now lively chatter. He bounced back almost instantly after hearing the rest of your answer. It was lifting for him.
It had been a mostly innocent question since you had just listened to the latest news report on them, but you were slowly coming to the realization that this woman might not be what she seems. A suspicious amount of talking with her hand to her ear gave you a clue. You raised a brow as her face seemed to light up.
And then she stood, turned almost robotically, and flipped a table over that was next to you. Safe to say you stared in shock as she fell to the floor and started yelling about having a baby. It was one of the most bizarre things you had ever seen.
After all was said and done, and it was revealed that the lady was in fact Mr. Shark, you had placed all the pieces together. A laugh ripped through your throat, using your hand to cover your mouth you approached Mr. Shark who was currently in hand….fin cuffs? Who looked up at you almost embarrassedly that you had saw him get caught.
“M-Mrs. (L/n)-- hahah- this uhm-well its exactly what it looks like -- but-!”
“I knew there was something off about you!”
You laughed, shaking your head in disbelief as you wiped your eyes. You were still shocked you didn't recognize him. Though that's the reason you wanted to meet him in the first place. Your chuckles die down as you see a hurt look flash through his eyes.
“Here's my card, you should call me when you’re free. By the way…you look good in that dress.”
You compliment with a head tilt and smile, note books held tightly in one arm as the other holds your card out to him. Shark had stars in his eyes as he took the card from you, tucking it who knows where. He waved goodbye excitedly to you as he was ushered out the door with his friends.
RIVALRY TURNED S/O
After the events of the movie, Shark took you up on the offer to contact you. When he was free of course. Definitely not right after the gang was released from prison.
You two hit it off just like that night at the Awards ceremony, and it felt like you two had known each other your whole lives.
Well, except this time you were getting to know the real Mr. Shark, not Mrs. SharlklingRose. He was eccentric, but you absolutely loved that about him.
You enjoyed his bold behavior and stance in fashion, as well as his views on ‘gendered clothing’, as he either didn’t understand why humans had specific roles in clothing or he just didn’t care. Though you didn’t mind either way, you enjoyed being able to talk about it.
Your ‘rivalry’ was really just for the giggles and compliments, each dressing up to go into public and see who would get recognized first. Of course Shark ended up winning a lot of these little competitions, but you also managed to squeeze in your own wins and that was all you needed!
Shark was amazing at wearing disguises, flaunting it and convincing people. He’s a natural theater kid inside and he does not mind causes scenes (as you learned from one of the many little competitions)
But you were good at making the disguises, blending in with the crowds. You would only instigate if Shark did.
Soon, your little outings were getting more frequent and these little competitions became more and more competitive. You knew, after a lot of debate with his friends, that you were in love with the big ocean animal. With his kind eyes, and those pearly white shark teeth, and his embarrassed blubbering when he was caught doing something.
In love with his confidence and sweet personality, and his willingness to help you with whatever you needed at any time. The theater kid in him never failed to amuse you. His shy moments could never come fast enough.
Being his S/O would mean a life full of noise. I like to think that Shark is a talker. Loves to talk, and he will tell you about it. You’d get big, warm hugs that engulf you fully. Loving, full attention stares as you ramble about fashion and your other interests. Bold statements and confidence rubbing off on you.
Late night chattering and days full of compliments. Someone who emphasizes with you and everything about you. Your insecurities, your hobbies, your love, your whole soul becomes his and he feels what you do. Every ounce of you is loved.
If only he could take the hint.
This man just could not take the hint. You had tried everything; flirting, saying ‘I love you’ to his face, MORE FLIRTING – you felt as though you were about to spell it out for him. So during one of the ‘WGRF’ (Who’ll Get Recognized First) sessions you made a bet with him.
“Shark – if I win this, you’ll go on a date with me.”
“A-....A date? Awe (Y/n) are – are you sure? Like… like a romantic date?”
Of course, you had a plan under your belt in case things went South, (nothing like a good sabotage from the gang to ensure your win) but it seemed you didn’t need to put that into action.
But that was all it took for the realization to smack our good man Shark in the face at high speeds. All those compliments – the lingering touches! OH MAN HE GETS TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU IF HE LOSES!?
Shark didn’t even come dressed up, just in his casual outfit with a big, puppy-dog smile on his face.
“Sh-shark?! You’re not even dressed up-! How’re you supposed to play– whoa!!”
The ocean animal tugged you by the hand, cheering that he had lost and that you had obviously won. This meant a date, right?! Right?! Let's go right now! You two ended up going to a nice restaurant per Sharks request.
“By the way, I totally would of won that, I was going to dress up as Madonna but I *chatter chatter*
You gave an endearing smile towards the male chattering away in front of you. Of course he would dress up as Madonna. Yeah, you would have totally lost.
Webs
[ MOD Clever ]
She's one of the members of the group who actually enjoys being rivals the second it's revealed she even has one. For a second or two, maybe she'd find it weird, or annoying, but meh. She just enjoys a little adventure.
I'm fitting this rivalry of hackers, like, hacker rivalry, so her seeing someone who's just as good with technology as she is gets her excited. She'd want to see if she can hide herself away and try to see if she can steal any of her rival's secrets.
She's more in the middle with how fast she falls for her rival. Definitely not as bad as Snake, but not as quick as Piranha either. Straight dab in the middle. If she genuinely likes having this rivalry with her S/O, and enjoys the fun around it, then she's in.
In a relationship, just a lot of moments where she and her S/O just mess around with technology, maybe even gushes about it. She'd trust to be able to be on her S/O's shoulder without either falling or being shooed away.
If she notices that her S/O has fun with her friends, then she'd immediately be happy. Not to say she was scared her friends would hate them, more on just… They used to be rivals. So now she's prepared for a lot of teasing, but she doesn't mind.
I'll just note she'll hack into stuff just to get her S/O free things but shh- Nobody's supposed to know-
Mr. Piranha
[ MOD Clever ]
Literally just shrugs off the fact that he even has a rival in the first place. He tends to forget about it due to his antics with his gang, but whenever he sees his rival it's gets real playful (Coughcoughdangerouscoughcough-)
Has the most fun with it, similar to Wolf. Doesn't even question how he got a rival, it's more on just the fun part of being able to be "fighting" with someone who isn't exactly afraid of him. He's crazy, he's going to do dumb shit cause he doesn't think before acting. Be prepared for a couple- Scratch that- Many injuries.
The most quick one out of the gang to fall in love. If he actually has a fun time, and enjoys being around his rival, he's taking that romance all the way up, baby! Be prepared for all the flirting in Spanish.
He likes getting into dangerous situations, this is obvious. If his S/O is his rival, then they are for sure able to keep up with his antics. He also tends to be a bit more clingy than the rest of his gang, but it’s mostly just his personality.
If you aren’t able to get along with his friends, then we might have a problem. He likes seeing the people he’s close with get along. If it starts off badly, he’s gonna keep hoping that they’ll, at some point, get along.
EXTRA NOTES: I hope you don't mind that Wolf's and Shark's have a bit of a little story going on!! I couldn't help myself, I seriously just adore your request so much -- it gave me so many ideas!! Thank you so much for the request, anon! - MOD Okari
Hello hello!!! I'm happy to know that you're accepting requests for The Bad Guys now!! I hope you enjoyed watching the movie, mods! ^^
May I please have some HCs about how Mr. Snake and Mr. Piranha would be as S/Os? 👉👈
Mr. Snake and Mr. Piranha S/O Headcanons
Characters; Mr. Snake and Mr. Piranha
Warnings; A few cuss words
-MOD Clever-
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Mr. Snake
- Very distrusting towards many people. He has trust issues, this is to be expected. So, all in all, there definitely needs to be some patience with him, time to just get used to the presence of his future S/O, as well as time to get used to even being in a relationship.
- Snarky. Absolute smartass. He's going to be mean to his future S/O, which could be why it takes a while for the relationship to actually start. Could it be his trust issues acting up? Maybe- But still, like I said, patience.
- Insecure. His S/O will have to remind him every now and then that he is lived, and cared for. Do that, and eventually, he'll do the same back to them. He knows he's a bad guy, and how that can utterly just mess up someone's reputation. Yet again, just let it be known that he's loved, and that it doesn't matter.
- His love language is Quality Time. He doesn't like affection that much, he's not good with his words- Especially in a romantic sense, he doesn't know how to make gifts, nor has the money for it- I will say Acts of Service may be his second love language. But Quality Time is the main one.
- He tries to be a good, "house-husband," HE'S TRYING. But let me just admit it, he's just not used to doing anything romantic at all. Cooking? Nah. Setting up dates? Nope. He is trying, and sure, you can give him credit for that, but at some point his S/O will have to step in and just help him.
- 👏CELEBRATE 👏 THIS👏 MAN'S 👏BIRTHDAY.👏
He may seem like he hates it, but it's due to his past, like- Him actually gets presents and gets attention from someone important to him on his birthday- He'll look grumpy, but you'll be able to see how happy he really is.
- He doesn't like remembering his age, but whenever he sits down with his S/O and listens to music that he used to hear out on the street when he was younger just… does something to him, you know? He just had a little happy aura around him when being able to relax.
- This dude has a lot of self-loathing, at some points he's going to be… Dissatisfied from the ones he cares about. I said it before, this relationship is going to acquire patience. But it's worth it in the end. Trust me, he loves his S/O just as much as his S/O loves him.
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Mr. Piranha
- We all know how dangerous, and crazy this dude is, right? He loves danger, he loves adrenaline. If you can’t keep up with his daily life, then you might need to choose another lover.
- Clingy. Very clingy. Does it tend to be a bit of a problem at times? … Okay, maybe, but that’s just how he shows affection. But I wouldn’t say his top love language is Physical Touch, it’s a close second.
- I think his love language would actually be Gifts. He doesn’t care how much it costs, if he notices his S/O wants something, either it be as simple as a little treat, or as big as a million dollar necklace- He’s going to steal it for them.
- Little bit of anger problems. It’s not like, sudden outbursts and and he’s just suddenly yelling insults towards someone. He has the most anger problems out of the gang, but it’s not horrible to deal with. If his S/O can deal with his hectic, chaotic moments, they should be able to deal with his little bursts of anger.
- Amazing chef. Definitely the best one out of the gang, but that's not to sell him short. He'd probably always will be cooking stuff for his S/O, as well as the gangs- But for some nights, either if his S/O seems to need mood-lifter, or if it's a date night- He'll plan a whole entire dinner with appetizer, meal, drinks, desserts- He's just a good chef okay.
- Tends to forget stuff, which causes him to be nervous. And of course, we all know what happens when he's nervous. Even if he expects his S/O to deal with it like his friends, he still feels gross for doing so.
- Does flirt in Spanish, there is no doubt about that.
"Podría perderme en tus ojos." This and, "¿Te dolió cuando caíste del cielo?" And also- "Tantas curvas y yo sin frenos." He'd absolutely love teaching his S/O Spanish as well, just so they can understand how much he loves them.
- Will sing lullabies for his S/O. No, I am being serious. We all should know how much he likes to sing- (Hell, he's the only one who does actually get his own song within the movie-) He'd love singing for his S/O, with an absolute gentle voice- He just likes singing.
How do Macaque and Wukong act when they are jealous?
How Six-Eared Macaque and Sun Wukong act when jealous
+And how they deal with their S/O being jealous
-MOD Clever-
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Six-Eared Macaque
- He’s an observant creature. He’ll be able to tell when someone is getting close with his S/O. And he’s not stupid, he’ll be able to tell when something is going too far.
- I wouldn’t say he’d make a whole scene about it, but he’s not just going to stand there and let it happen. If he truly loves you and trusts you, he’ll simply walk over and just, be more around you, giving signs that (Y/N) is his lover.
- He may even just quietly bring his S/O closer to him, but like I said, he doesn’t like being affectionate out in public, so it’d be a rare sight.
- Now, with his S/O jealous? He’d find it amusing, and a bit confusing.
- He doesn’t exactly realize how many people find his voice attractive, until it’s a bit too late. He may get overwhelmed, but the second he notices his S/O’s jealousy, he’ll just walk closer to them with a smirk.
- If his S/O tends to make a scene when they’re jealous, he’ll just quickly take them away to help them calm down. If they’re like him, and just tries to be closer to him without seeming to be jealous, he’ll just reassure them.
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Sun Wukong
- Just to get it out of the way, he might go as far as to start a physical fight. It’s a last resort of his anger, but that’s not to say it won’t happen. So he’s the type to make it a huge deal.
- He knows how lucky he got when his S/O became his lover, he’s lived a long, slightly lonely life, he’s going to want everyone to know who his S/O is, and that they are his.
- Slightly possessive??? I wouldn’t go as far to actually call him that though, he’s just really over protective. He’ll be affectionate as well, hand on waist, holding hands, etc.
- With his S/O being jealous, it’s quite similar.
- He’ll find it amusing at first, because he knows how popular he is, maybe get in a few teases here and there. He’s still going to be affectionate, just so his S/O feels okay, and not threatened.
- If his S/O tends to make a scene about it, most of the time he’ll just be off laughing in the background, cause it’s amusing to him- Unless it begins to get physical, he’ll enter the situation and just leave with his S/O. If they’re more of the quiet, closer type, he’ll simply just stay near them as well, being affectionate, giving a lot of teases.
