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obviously people steal things from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others

wingscanspeak

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

nightowlsupreme

You’re going to get a cavity

wingscanspeak

good

wingscanspeak

30 min later, not much progress.

wingscanspeak

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

casualfanboy

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

wingscanspeak

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

wingscanspeak

i’d rather be eating anything but this

wingscanspeak

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

wingscanspeak

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.

wingscanspeak

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

butchercat

‘Tis the season.

clausy4life-deactivated20190624

It’s November

killjoygem

TO BE JOLLY

taiscerayne2426

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

wingscanspeak

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

imsomeguy1

fuck no

sleepinginmygrave

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

one-time-i-dreamt

There was a McDonald’s commercial where the camera slowly panned to follow footprints in the sand to then show Jesus Christ walking on the beach eating a McRib. Words on the screen said, “It’s back.”

one-time-i-dreamt

heraldic-thunderbolt

It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

thesnadger

chronicowboy

baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

chronicowboy

mikeflanaganuniverse

You have GQ, USA Today, and PC Gamer tomorrow.

distraughtlesbian-moved

beautiful girl: *exists*

me: wonder if she’s into boring ass lesbians

stars-bean

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard

butchfalin

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

butchfalin

sure let's go with that

catchymemes

inkskinned

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”