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Seyloy Week 2026 has officially begun!
Today is the opening day for Seyloy Week! If anyone would like to participate, the announcement post can be found here or as the pinned post on my blog.
@wildcherrybepsi1312 and I are so excited to see everything that anyone comes up with â€ïž
Remember: use the tags #seyloyweek26 or #seyloyweek to join in the fun!
People donât even say w00t anymore.
This sux00rzâŠ
how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting
Fluffy caitvi based on the thread below đ«¶đœ
Anne Hathaway | "The Odyssey" New York Premiere | July 14, 2026
Still reblogging like itâs 2013.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Horizon: Forbidden West âą Aloy/Seyka
âWhat is it you said about the skiff?â Aloy is high enough up, and the wind is howling so, that she has to shout. âDonât knock it until you try it?â âI did try it!â Seyka shouts back. âMultiple times!â
Or: Seyka prefers her skiff. Day 1 of Seyloy Week.
"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
its ok theyre Gods lil helpers
And boy are they clumsy
Hi, these bees are babies! Theyâre not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human
IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!
They are just!!! Student drivers!!! đ
BONK!
OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:
Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip⊠(2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)
There are probably more that Iâm missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didnât count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.
Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer
I canât believe weâre already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old
Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.
GLORIOUS.
This one lives in my head pretty rent-free.
Burger King Cowboy Video - Hootie sings as a cowboy a song for one of the most wildest creative commercials for Burger King. This is the Ful
Wait, I found another one that my friends and I would NOT shut up about
ok thank you for retraumatizing me with Banana Phone
but wait⊠you forgot
Schfifty-Five, a Flash Animated video by backtothefuture (with music by Group X)
@ewkpop been a minute since you thought of these huh?
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.
Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.
Beyoncé, P!nk and Britney Spears appearing in Pepsi's Gladiator inspired commercial (2004)
Gideons first interaction with both of her parents is the two of them fighting⊠the poor girl sheâs been conscious for the first time in nine months to watch a six person polycule all of whom were involved in her conception absolutely implode.
The opening of the fight in question:
Dad: ânow, we both know I'm an upstanding guy who would never stoop to torturing you for intel, but you are tied to a chair and I am immortal so like, I can wait for you to be reasonable for a very, very long time :)â
Mom: âI CHARGE YOU WITH ACTS COMMITED WITH INTENT TO DESTROY, IN WHOLE OR IN PART, THE HUMAN RACEââ
Just amazing how all of this came about: nine months on the [Erebos, then the Mithraeum], where Harrow begins her journey into Lyctorhood by vomiting constantly, refers to the sword as "your large steel infant," (pg 31), and while God is explaining what happens to a planet's soul when a planet is murdered, how the revenant is created, she has what might be her first(?) menses (pg. 42).
Harrow goes on to experience constant assault that could be coded in a certain way familiar to a lot of young women attacked by older men (Mercymorn: "What did you say, to make him try to kill you?" (pg 191).
Later she experiences the very unpleasant imagery generated by the Sleeper's pregnancy (and all the failed attempts) while in the River bubble (where she is guided by another mom-coded figure), unaware this is referring to her Gideon, whose mother has been haunting her from that "large steel infant" and once Harrow vacates the premises (her body), Gideon finally emerges and gets a front-row seat to this shitshow where she literally comes out of a closet.
Oh, and Mercymorn who keeps regressing Harrow's age as we count down to the birth of a new character?
Being a mother in this series is a real...well.
Pg. 42, the blood running down Harrow's leg is from cutting into her thigh with her thumbnail- while John explains the consequences of murdering a planet. Can be read as symbolic of the loss of innocence as she is burdened with- one might say metaphorically pregnant with- this new knowledge.
Just married! đ
congratulations!
