cliché love suggestions

suggestions for lovesick hearts

[fruitgravies]

the gentleman vampire's evening routine

insta • twt • bsky

[sandmandaddy69]

[pansylair]

a tiny ceramic sphinx with equally tiny riddles (sold)!

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[lanndscape]

[presentlydean]

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[gengario]

i just want a job

[catburger4]

mannys rules @/6sleet on ig

[butchfagminotaur]

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

[butchfagminotaur]

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

[r0zeclawz]

"otherwise" ok and? me wiser.

[r0zeclawz]

GO MY WARRIOR

[blueboyluca]

Professional poser

[jerrycummblr-deactivated2025012]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[cetitan]

I need to have an it/its weekend

[cetitan]

What the hell are you talking about? Where is the it/its ice cream

[valmillion]

you rockin with the it's/it pronouns ice cream?

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course you blue box ice cream and pronouns

[yuzupool]

white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider

[cliche-suggestions]

i literally cannot wait to lay curled up against her while she sleeps and watch her chest rise and fall and listen to her heart's calming beat just to remind myself that the angel i've fallen in love with is alive and real and here beside me

[cliche-suggestions]

you have no idea how often you appear in my notes app