[sweeneytad]

I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.

[softwaring]

[ashstfu]

life is all about owning four pairs of jeans and only feeling good about one pair at any given moment

[wizardpotions]

Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious

But it’s my birtday

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[gnetophyte]

that “oooo” when someone got In Trouble in elementary school… that was a greek chorus

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[cinematv]

SEBASTIAN STAN as NICK FOWLER in THE 355 (2022) dir. Simon Kinberg

[waitingfortaemin]

Day 241/548 of Taemin’s enlistment (210531 - 221130)

Advice @ M Countdown 210520

[snowywarmthkuya]

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

[snowywarmthkuya]

wait.

[softnettle]

in this house we do grandma activities

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean

[5norlax]

We will neighhhhhhhhhver no

[shownuxhyungwon]

wonho | 211014 | come over tonight @ m countdown

[triviallytrue]

rooting for them to make it out of there

[chandlebing]

You’re a stage five dumbass.

[aidashakur]