Arbiter Of Sunshine, Precious Bastard

Matthew, 28, He/Him • Character Design Artist/Musician Artwork: @mshelley-art I am the Numa Numa Man, CEO of Home Peepo 

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[yo-its-matt]

Sometimes your search history just hits you so out of left field you forget what you came searching for in the first place

[hunter-rodrigez]

So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.

I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.

Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.

So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.

Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.

Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵‍💫

Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.

Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.

I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[sawhxre]

In my defence your honor, it was for the plot

[yo-its-matt]

If yall hear anything about a thing between a post office worker and Spider-Man just know:

-I was not involved, and you don’t know anything about nothing. 

-By complete coincidence he (Spider-Man) does owe me a huge favor (I am contractually obligated to not explain how or why)

-Also by complete coincidence I was born in and resided in New York for a time

[yo-its-matt]

[spiderman-forrreal-irlspiderman]

no parablem thank u i an spider_man thabk y ou for recognizing all the work i do for this city. i am not a menace

[yo-its-matt]

Thank you spiderman I am excited for your new film and am from ny, please never sue me for drawing you so so so so so sooooo much #youarenotamenace

[threefeline]

PROOF that spider-man is not a menace and that everyone loves him and listens to him thabk you Spider-man

[neruomancer]

[nkogneatho]

telecom service providers in india are getting orders from government to shutdown our internet. they might also mass delete the posts and videos online. i know this is not the content you followed me for but please raise voice for the people in india if you can. if you find any posts about the brutality that the police inflicted upon protesters, people seeking legal or medical attention, people needing donation for sanitary pads, food, water, masks, etc. on twitter or instagram, please share it. it's my humble request. this is our last day. they're applying emergency alerts and new rules from tomorrow but today we are standing here in rain raising our voices and we will continue to do so.

[yo-its-matt]

If yall hear anything about a thing between a post office worker and Spider-Man just know:

-I was not involved, and you don’t know anything about nothing. 

-By complete coincidence he (Spider-Man) does owe me a huge favor (I am contractually obligated to not explain how or why)

-Also by complete coincidence I was born in and resided in New York for a time

[yo-its-matt]

[spiderman-forrreal-irlspiderman]

no parablem thank u i an spider_man thabk y ou for recognizing all the work i do for this city. i am not a menace

[yo-its-matt]

Thank you spiderman I am excited for your new film and am from ny, please never sue me for drawing you so so so so so sooooo much #youarenotamenace

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[morganbritton132]

Hate when I see someone say something like, "I wish they counted fanfiction as reading." And like, who is they? Who is the invisible audience dictating your life? You can do whatever you want.

[hobgoblinhero]

Local library Summer Reading Program

[yo-its-matt]

Didn’t realize some of yall couldn’t see any of your public school teachers. Who did yall think was using the smartboard every day and shaming you incorporeally from nowhere in your English literature classes?

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

[yo-its-matt]

If yall hear anything about a thing between a post office worker and Spider-Man just know:

-I was not involved, and you don’t know anything about nothing. 

-By complete coincidence he (Spider-Man) does owe me a huge favor (I am contractually obligated to not explain how or why)

-Also by complete coincidence I was born in and resided in New York for a time

[yo-its-matt]

[spiderman-forrreal-irlspiderman]

no parablem thank u i an spider_man thabk y ou for recognizing all the work i do for this city. i am not a menace

[yo-its-matt]

Thank you spiderman I am excited for your new film and am from ny, please never sue me for drawing you so so so so so sooooo much #youarenotamenace

[tatzelwurming]

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

[tatzelwurming]

ok one exception

[yo-its-matt]

“Man door handhook car door”??????!!!!

[trangoldin]

[tasmanianpossum]

(flirtatiously) yeah, you can get me as high as you want.