this is gonna be long as FUCK but fir and failboat's mariomaster series 1 video is a fucking horny gold mine istg
there's literally a bit near the start where fail completely calls out smant for constantly intentionally putting himself in publicly embarrassing situations and smant gets BASHFUL abt it, and moarf acts like he's witnessing smth that shouldn't be on camera. come on. im going insane. i've literally never had smallboat thoughts before (has anyone? real question) but c'mon, man soul-read him like crazy
also smant committing to being fully naked for the vid (yeah we don't see below his facecam but fir implied that he was)... would we be surprised if he was an exhibitionist? nah, he's a streamer, lbr we already knew
fir: "cj, i enjoyed our roleplay, just so you know."
cj: "thanks, fir! <3"
aw cj does fir not usually say that after a scene?
also fir's very matter-of-fact demeanor... kinda hot tbh. who said that
fir: "yes, you either did really good or really bad, cj. that's going to be a trend throughout this video, i just want everyone to know that ahead of time."
wh. mean dom fir enjoyers (me) eating good today?
smant: "wait, this is intended? hold on, this feels like a trap now."
fir: [laugh] "it 'feels like a trap'?"
ugh i love them. smant knows fir well enough to be scared of him. dom fir absolutely has 'baiting someone into a trap so he can punish them' vibes
nervous!smant is so fucking hot istg. fir i love you so much for making him that nervous and putting it on youtube instead of keeping it to a bedroom. is there a market for smir fear kink fic bc i'll write it idc. i need that lanky bitch put in his place and Scared abt it
fir: "i did think [the contestants] would be good at this one, 'cause they're speedrunners, but-"
smant, nervously: "yeahhh..."
fir: "-you underwhelmed me."
MEAN DOM FIR ENJOYERS EATING GOOD TODAY
failboat teasing philly... i've never had dom!fail thoughts before but SOMETHING tells me he likes embarrassing/humiliating ppl
failboat: [slightly implies that moarf was being disobedient]
moarf, presenting his wrists to the camera: "you got me, put me in chains, take me away, i shouldn't've argued with you. i'm sorry."
like can you hear me???? im going insane. what's going on with nintendo youtubers that makes them say kinky things on main
smant: "i'm gonna go 1920 x 1480- no, you know what, failboat?" (seductively) "i want this in 4k."
AND failboat saying he's "getting a little flustered" over the collage smant made for him. having an entirely unprecedented amount of smallboat moments today i guess
cj being embarrassed over his performance... he's so cute wtf. and fir and fail teasing him over it?? humiliation kink fuckers istg
anyway . that video is fucking unhinged if you're insanely dirty-minded