i see better from a distance

I can't miss. And if I miss, it means I'm just another dude with a bow. It means I've been fooling myself this whole time. And that's why I never miss. I'm an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Palaeolithic era. [NOT an independent roleplay blog]

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

If I could make one thing happen this year?

I'd have Rose be with Natasha right this moment. Uh, I really have no idea. All I can think about is corny stuff.

[shadow-hawk-vixen-blog]

PM | | Hawkeye²

[shadow-hawk-vixen-blog]

Yeah I know, I won’t… It’s not that bad. But being alone hurts more than it used to. It’s not just being alone, it’s… empty. They don’t have the right but they do it anyways. Because they know what buttons to push and how to make me feel like even more shit… 

I’m not the best of… best friends Clint.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

I'm not sure what kind of stupid shit you mean, but don't do either of those. Prove them wrong, kick their asses. I promise you're not alone, don't you know that? 

Me neither, that's why we're best friends, girlie girl.

[shadow-hawk-vixen-blog]

PM | | Hawkeye²

clint-circusboy-barton replied to your post:You’re not even worth it, I don’t know why anyone bothers with you. Unless they feel sorry for you. Yeah, that’s probably it.

Don’t you dare listen to them, jerk. They’re wrong. Why would I feel sorry for you when you’re the one that’s mean to me anyway, huh? Just don’t listen to them, alright?

It didn’t used to bother me, but… Now it does because it’s like… They fucking know what goes on in my head and it… pisses me off and makes me want to do stupid shit. Ignoring them isn’t as easy as it used to be, especially when I keep screwing up Clint. But yeah, I am a jerk to you. Why do you put up with all my bullshit?

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Don't do stupid shit. Please. It ain't worth it. Just... We can find them and we can kick them or something. They don't have the right to do this to you. No one does. I hate the fact that you feel like this, why are we so fucked up? I swear I'd do anything to make it better. Because you're my best friend, duh.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Hawkeye²

Kate: You suck.

Kate: [Unsent] I'm good at breaking promises appa-

[Three minutes later]

Kate: Tea is good too, make her tea.

Clint: I know.

Clint: I'll see if she has any.

Clint: Thanks.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Hawkeye²

Kate: But that's so boring.

Clint: Yeah I know, but I promised I wouldn't hurt him.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Hawkeye²

Kate: Yeah, yeah.

Kate: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Kate: If the prank can be an exploding arrow, sure.

Clint: I'd prefer something less lethal, if you don't mind.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Clintasha

Natasha: I . . .

Natasha: Fine.

Clint: Thank you.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Hawkeye²

Kate: I'll let you take the credit for thinking it up, okay?

Kate: Pff.

Clint: I appreciate it.

Clint: Thanks, maybe we can prank him.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Clintasha

Natasha: Don't be sorry.

[Seven minutes later]

Clint: Open the door please.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Hawkeye²

Kate: Go over to her right now.

Kate: Don't ask for her permission just do it and when she opens the door, fucking hold her. Just hold her.

[Three minutes later]

Kate: In the meantime I'll go shoot this Bucky creep.

Clint: I- Alright. Nice plan. I hope she doesn't hit me.

Clint: Don't. Please.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Clintasha

Natasha: . . .

Natasha: Oh please.

Clint: Yeah, I know.

[Three minutes later]

Clint: Sorry.

[no-snowflakes-in-hell-deactivat]

So...

[no-snowflakes-in-hell-deactivat]

I uhm, don’t know that I have one just yet. So I take it you had a problem with alcohol?

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Get easy stuff, maybe you'll get to do them. Yeah, it wasn't fun.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Clintasha

Natasha: Oh I will.

Natasha: But if they hurt her, there won't be much left of them for you to hurt by the time I'm finished.

Clint: I'll find something to do, don't worry 'bout that. I'll make sure they're really dead or something.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Hawkeye²

Kate: Do I need to shoot someone?

Kate: Or is this girl help?

Clint: Not sure. Both.

Clint: Nat's upset about the Red Room and Bucky and stuff. Dunno what to do now, I'm not sure my texts are working.

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Clintasha

Natasha: I hope so.

Natasha: If they hurt her . . .

Natasha: Please do not.

Clint: It will be.

Clint: If they do I'll help you hurt them if you let me.

Clint: Fiiiiiine

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Hawkeye²

Clint: Help

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Texts || Clintasha

Natasha: I know.

Natasha: Now he's still with them.

Natasha: Even after he knows what they've done.

Clint: He's an idiot.

Clint: It'll be alright, Tash. Everything will work out.

[Five minutes later]

Clint: Guessing I'm still not supposed to hurt him in anyway?