more like marGAY

get it? like the cat • he/him • 21 •

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website gets me

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[ominous-signs]

[rankine-radians]

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

[ominous-signs]

[xkcd-for-that]

"Radians Fahrenheit or radians Celsius?" "Uh, sorry, gotta go!"

Degrees

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:

walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)

going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices

handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")

cosplaying as a giant bacterium

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*hands you my business card* it contains a single drawing of a flea

*instinctively you flip it over searching for information*

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[still-we-sleep]

okay but queerplatonic gus and shawn.... email me

[odegoob]

world cup winning goalkeeper david raya let in ZERO goals over the course of the competition. let that sink in.

[bintro]

remember real football is back next year

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[bobbybobbyclark]

[abkvs]

futbol torture nexus

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[gaykeres]

do you know how soul crushing it is to realize you celebrated a spain goal? this is the bad place

[ultfreakme]

Govern all, but one dissents!