WAHTA!

bitch i said what i said

[myfanfic-urfantrash]

Some more wedding headcanons based on this ask.

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Neuvillette

There's two weddings: One celebrated with close family,friends, melusines, and another just between him and his partner. All legal paperwork is done months before any actual celebration so they're actually married long before they do official ring exchanges.

The more public wedding is held somewhere private but large enough to handle all the guests but news of his wedding spreads like wildfire. But the private wedding is done at an even more secret location probably underwater or at least near a good view of water and is done long before the public one.

It does rain during both weddings but its still sunny so people can't get too upset. Some even joke that maybe the hydro dragon is moved to tears by such a union it makes him a bit embarrassed and his spouse definitely teases him over it.

Of course those closest to him such as Wriothesley, Sigewinne, the melusines, and others are invited as well as those closest to his spouse. They only invite people they actually want at the wedding and any uninvited irritating guests are swiftly seen out.

The public wedding is planned together though he let's his partner do as they please and welcomes any sort of wedding styles from any culture. He'd even be willing to have a wedding in each nation though to take the time off to do so would be difficult so it's best to plan that months and even years in advance if that's what they'd like to do eventually.

Wanderer

Says he doesn't care about having a wedding but very much would want one the fakest IDGAFer ever. A wedding basically solidifys that yeah his partner loves him and yeah they do want to let the whole world know they chose him.

Would prefer to have a private wedding but doesn't mind having guests and such. He doesn't have a ton of people he would call his friends but he would invite Nahida and the Traveler if his partner didn't. Most guests are from his partner.

Has little care for how the wedding planning goes but would help out and encourages styles from his partners cultures and interest. He would like it somewhere with tons of life though so maybe a garden would be nice.

Absolutely cries during his wedding but it's just a few tears until he's alone with them and they're asleep then he's sobbing and clinging to them because he has love and a lot of it now.

Alhaitham

The marriage paperwork is done and filled long before any actual wedding planning so he and his spouse can take their time figuring out what they want to do. Would honestly be fine with a wedding or even just taking a vacation together and not doing any actual ceremony.

His partner plans while he budgets big or small they'll be able to get what they want and how they want it. Might even commission Kaveh to help if the man somehow didn't just volunteer because he knows Alhaitham has no sense for these things.

Most guests are from his spouse but he does invite Kaveh(man would not shut up if he not invited), Tighnari, Cyno, and some family.

He doesn't cry during or after the wedding but he's pretty cheerful and smiling softly for a while.

Albedo

Has a public wedding with close friends and family from both he and his partner. Any efforts to plan the wedding are shared with said friends and family as they want to help out in any way they can especially Klee who really wants to help decorate.

Has little preference for how the wedding should be but wouldn't mind if it was held at the church or done in another style or even just a cook out done near Cape Oath or something. It would just be good if there's plenty of space for the kids to run around and such.

His eyes do get watery during the wedding but he doesn't cry much maybe a tear or two slips but that's it. He's mostly very smiley after for a while.

[myfanfic-urfantrash]

I don't see much Kinich x Reader stuff so could you do something with Alpha!Kinich x Omega!Reader showing what Kinich would be like in a relationship? 🙏🏻

Sorry but since Kinich is a new character that hasn't been released and I haven't played his part in the story I will not write for him just yet.

Edit: 9/23/2025 since Im more caught up in the story I'll write for him

Cw: omegaverse, nsfw

Alpha!Kinich is as reserved as ever which makes people think he wouldn't be a good alpha with his desire to keep things without debts but he's not like how they think at all. His omega is treated pretty well and fairly no matter if they're a hunter like himself or don't fight at all.

His omega is welcome to take the bedding and clothes he sets aside for them. While it is typical for an alpha to offer clothes that has been worn to their omega because of how active he is and the nature of his work it's best for him to offer clean and freshly scented clothes and other items instead.

Kinich gifts his omega more practical gifts not because he doesn't understand what to gift one but more of him trying to guarantee that their basic needs are met. Providing some extra food, water, a suitable and safe place to rest for their heats all soothes the part of his brain that worries about them having enough. Any other gifts like collars, soft expensive blankets, and such come later but even then he tries to keep them practical too. Any collar isn't going to just be decorative but have features such as scent blocking and more than adequate surface area and thickness to prevent a bite, the blanket will we warm in cool areas but cool in warm areas and can be worn as a poncho for ease of travel that sort of thing.

He is pretty busy with his work but does his best to be there for his omega when he can be especially for their heats if they wish to spend it with him. Would try to schedule when he takes his suppressants so he is on them when they're in heat and that they wear a collar during it. It's not that he doesn't want to share his rut with them one day he just doesn't want a surprise pregnancy and or a bite. If they won't wear a collar he'll wear a muzzle just in case again he's pretty cautious about this and wants both of them to be in their right minds if any bites or pups are involved.

They'll be filled as much as they want and won't have to worry about being hungry or thirsty at any point as he does prepare before everything. He absolutely will not leave his omega during their heat unless there's an actual emergency such as the abyss being way to close for comfort and etc.

Kinich doesn't have to worry much about others trying to go after his omega as his strength and reputation alone ward others off when they find out they're with him. But if it's a foreigner that's another story and he will step in to have them back off if his omega can't ward them off on their own.

Ajaw isn't as much of an issue as one might think in the relationship. He can be annoying yes, but he knows when to leave if the two are having a moment or they're getting down to business. He does not want to be there or hear any of that so he leaves himself. He does question Kinich's omega why choose him of all the Alpha. Will gag if it's because of some mushy reason like "he makes me feel safe" or "I love him" and all that.

Has joked once or twice that he'd make a better alpha than Kinich when he takes over his body one day. He's not entirely serious about stealing Kinich's omega but he is about being a better alpha. This has resulted in him being swat away because even if Kinich knows he isn't serious there is the alpha part of his brain that can't stand the idea of his omega with someone else.

[myfanfic-urfantrash]

"Name"

Neuvillette x GN!Reader

Cw: can be read as yandere on both sides but it's so mildly implied I just put the warning anyways.

A/N: just playing around with the idea we'll probably never know Neuvillette's real name because Neuvillette is his sir name/last name and that it'd be pretty weird to be with him but never call him by his first name at least.

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"Neuvillette" is the name everyone calls him.

"Monsieur Neuvillette"

"Chief Justice Neuvillette"

It's all the same.

It's the name he told you to call him as well when you first met and he tried to keep his distance and impartiality. But things changed and you were no longer just one of the many faces walking around Fontaine or one he could call his acquaintance or dare he say one of his few friends.

You were more, the whispers and kisses shared behind marble columns and closed doors speaking louder than labels. How his tender gaze reserved for those he cared about extended to you with a warmth the others never felt. The solid band on your finger matching his that he wore underneath his glove.

You weren't just another person, you were his and he yours. So why was it that when you both were out and about you never once called him anything but pet names and the familiar "Neuvillette"? All have questioned this seeing you wrapped around his arm and the photograph that spread through the newspapers for months after it was taken.

Had you simply gotten used to calling him that? Was it because you were shy? Was there an inside joke nobody knew about that the two of you were pulling? No, in fact it was rather simple: He had simply given it to you.

Names have power and to give one their name was to give control. He gave you his name and you gave him yours.

The name "Neuvillette" shared between you both, spoken by others with respective titles when referring to him or you. None have realized they can no longer speak 'your' name and those who knew 'his' can no longer speak it either. A fact neither of you are bothered about because only the two of you knew and could call each other by those so coveted names anymore for as long as the two of you lived.

And you would live with that bonds fae and dragonic alike that binds you both for a very, very long time.

[saintshigaraki]

i’m trying to figure out the best way to say this but….another reason i think the reoreadernagi situation works out so well is that beforehand reo was bottoming for nagi but i think in general reo doesn’t get like. a lot out of penetration giving or receiving but he does get off on taking care of his partner and that’s what worked with nagi but now that you’re in the mix nagi gets to have that type of sex with you in a way that gets all three of you off. aka reo gets to watch nagi fuck you senseless and then swoop in and coo over you after

[saintshigaraki]

the incel shigaraki stuff was simply never funny 2 me

[saintshigaraki]

what annoyed me about it sooo bad is i could tell people started taking it as like. canon when there’s no indication at all in canon that shigaraki violently hates women

[hawnks]

Tumblr asking me if I want to add tags to my posts as if I'm blogging for engagement and not for my fellow beautiful freaks who are horny posting at 11pm on a Thursday

[keremelcream]

“this is my comfort character” and then it’s a character who has never seen comfort in their life

[cliplick]

i'm always so hungry. hungry to be different, to look different, to feel different. a rotting dog. too greedy. never satisfied.

[sickdelights-deactivated2023091]

So true bestie what did you say btw i was dissociating

[cliplick]

i weight more that my friend and i meet her weighing less than her, i mean i'm happy that she could lose weight because she really put effort in that shit BUT AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[cliplick]

i don't want to romanticize my ed, i don't want a positive view or foodlogs or buying hello kitty dishes. u want the pain and the bones, i want to remember that this is what “i chose”, that someone like me can never be worthy of food or a good relationship with this shit

[cliplick]

i lied guys i just buy the most fucking cool pink kid dish

[cliplick]

you need to eat, it's true. but do you need to eat that? do you need to eat it in that amount? do you need to eat it now?

[cliplick]

i don't need therapy, i need calculate all the calories of my week

[cliplick]

i love so much the dirty fast like, damn bro ty for the diet coke and the coffe with 0 cal sweetener

[cliplick]

i ate like a normal person and i feel so fucking full like i'm gonna explode in any moment i can feel my stomach trying to process the food and HURTS

[cliplick]

i really love food but no for eat it, more like i fucking LOVE food because it's so magical the composition and presentation and the form that makes your brain do weird shit about feelings and all the fucking concept of food is so amazing and it's kinda sad that i have a ed

[clofairybones]

starve.