Heralds of Unicron

Here to bring about the destruction of the planet and spread the good word of the great devourer Unicron

[clippycowboy]

Just saying, the maximals hate humans as much as the decepticons do, if y'all turn against them they'll have no problem hurting humans. So y'all should just turn them into the terrorcons so we can get the key and you can appreciate the love of Unicron for your cooperation

[clippycowboy]

Why do people want the planet around so bad, think about it, if you just allow the great devourer to consume then all your problems will go away and you'll be able to become followers of unicron where there is no debt, taxes or discrimination. Only consumption and peace.

[clippycowboy]

You think that planets taste good, like does Jupiter have a nice earthy nutmeg and cinnamon taste and Pluto has a cold empty taste like ice. I feel like all these planet devourers have to be onto something.