The Kings most Royal Noble

I'm have better people to talk to then you.

[centeredcelemain]

A close up of my new avatar! I know some of you are thinking that I have lots of opposite sexes staring at me but is it my fault that all these men pursue me? Am I to blame if they’re attracted to me? All the attention is always on me anyways! 

[arsi-no-way-]

Oh Celimene! You are always the center of attention. But my dear, you should probably pull your dress up and add a bit of length to it so men can maybe see you for you instead of your body. I’m only trying to be a good friend. :) Love you bae!

[thatonefrenchdude]

forget you women these just futhers your affection for others and not in me and how loose you and how you sleep around with others and dont keep up with my needs 

[clitandrethenoble]

it's a sweet character that theses letters show, and what to call it, madam, you well know. Enough. We're off to make the world aquianted with this sublime self-portrait that you have painted.

[clitandrethenoble]

What women REALLY want: To marry a rich man and stay at home with the children

A new survey has revealed that 64 per cent of women would prefer to marry a man who earns more than them and stay at home with the children if they could afford it.

It looks like I'm the clear favorite out of all of y'all to get the girl, I'm the richest out of all of you. This article shows how women are more likely to go to more rich men of the world. Add the title of Marquis, and I'm sure that celimene is going to pick me. 

[acastetheboss1]

[littlemisscelimene]

littlemisscelimene:

         acastetheboss1:

To all the haters out there who think I’m cocky, I’m not. My situation is plain and simple, I’m awesome in every aspect. Women love me. I’m gorgeous. I’m funny. I’m everything you wish you could be. #winning 

People only say that based on what they see. I’m not one to judge right off the bat though, but I don’t know, maybe what they see is true, but I wouldn’t know.

[thatonefrenchdude]

oh baby low how cocky you are if you werent so sexy beatiful I would just leave you and go after one of those cheap ones on the street yet your so goood to me #confused

[clitandrethenoble]

You say that woman love you, but do you have any proof to cite? If you don't then you're blind, dear fellow. This is sheer delusion.

[clitandrethenoble]

Well, if so many ladies hold you dear, why do you press a hopeless courtship here? I don't see why everyone is so concerned about getting the had of the fair celimene. If they are like me, they have tons of other lovers in line to choose from.

[clitandrethenoble]

Celimene you know that I'm the man,I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man,  Yes I am,Yes I am,Yes I am. I know you'll come around, I'm been your favorite gossip buddy for years now, and you ought to give me your love in return. Just don't go for Acaste because I know that I'm better then him.

[captainoronte]

I’m sick and tired of people lying to me, just say the truth even if you fear it will hurt me. I would way rather be hurt by the truth instead of figuring out you were lying to make me not feel pain.

#trustissues

[clitandrethenoble]

Oronte if only you were able to be a kings marquis like me, so you don't have to relay on others to tell you complements. I am so beloved that "If my heart is kind enough to burn for her, she owes me something in return..." as in there heart. Maybe you should take a lesson from the master.  

[clitandrethenoble]

Hello my very royal friends

It's your favorite noble, I'm sure that you heard about this site from the King, well I was the one to show, so you can say I'm a trend setter.