boo!!!

[ an actual vampire | any pronouns | horny on main ]

[clockwisevampirehumper]

imagine killing yourself over unemployment #couldntbeme

[clockwisevampirehumper]

im never healing am i

[clockwisevampirehumper]

so, my little sister just accidentally broke me into fucking pieces with the following sentence:

"when im an adult i don't your life, like i don't want to be like you that don't even play, when I'm an adult the life i want is to not be angry, to play a lot with my family and laugh a lot and just be happy"

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tankhall]

[tankhall]

i am being haunted by the midi stylings of a low polygon owl

[clockwisevampirehumper]

my boyfriend said hes gon train just to grow some ass for mehmdhdjdhj when that happens i will take my fucking heat out of his butt i am dead serious

[clockwisevampirehumper]

im sorry what did i mean by "i will take my heat out of his butt"

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[iignatz]

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

[cozza-frenzy]

Reblogging for these tags

[barbiebotox]

need her and her big fat ass bad

[billcardenqueen]

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

[clockwisevampirehumper]

im shaking i love rubbing my clit

[clockwisevampirehumper]

with ocd you cant even have sex

[moo-savr]

some guhmod

[clockwisevampirehumper]

hmmm the camera pointing at my pc at work broke so now i just spend my whole shift playing video games...Finished Postal 1 for the first time yesterday and now I'm playing Doom I :')

[clockwisevampirehumper]

I havent produced a single piece of digital art in like a year so illbe sketchbookdumping

[clockwisevampirehumper]

mourning the fact that this sketchbook disappeared like 2 months ago...like all of my other sketchbooks at some point what's wrong with me

[clockwisevampirehumper]

my boyfriends tits are my special interest

[clockwisevampirehumper]

by the way after lots of therapy and self reflection i realized my special interest is sex and it has been for like 10 years now at least