clod

[meanplastic]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

cont: she said that the guy turns out to be someone the drunk girl just met that night 

[crimeshetyped]

This is so smart, I would’ve never thought to do this and I’m glad there’s ladies out there who do and share it with us 💕

[itzameallieee]

Always be prepared

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[unclefather]

[slipknot-thot-69-deactivated201]

[niambi]

“ Warning: I do this ”

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

this man sees 40 moves ahead

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[eelizabit]

me to the unfertilized egg I’m releasing from my body this month

[triiforce]

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

[sarahconnorjr]

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[tiktokarchive]

“me and my dog are the stupidest b*tches around”

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

I love this duo

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[internetsessions-deactivated201]