[amourmemes]

❥     𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌  𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒  𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝐎𝐍𝐄  .

dream  daddy  is  a  game  released  by  game  grumps  ,  a  dating  sim  to  date  dads  ! feel  free  to  customize  as  you  wish  !

❛  right  .  yup  .  definitely  repressed  that  memory  .  ❜ ❛  weren’t  you  the  one  who  threw  that  flaming  tennis  ball  at  the  police  station  ?  no  -  wait  .  that  was  me  .  ❜ ❛  aw  man  a  nap  sounds  great  !  if  sleep  wasn’t  ,  you  know  ,  for  the  weak  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  someone  needs  to  do  a  three - point  turn  on  their  attitude  .  ❜ ❛  I  GOT  A  PROBLEM  WITH  AUTHORITY  !  ❜ ❛  you  can  never  be  too  sure  .  see  that  baby  in  the  stroller  over  there  ?  government  operative  .  ❜ ❛  you  know  ,  frisbees  are  traditionally  caught  with  your  hands  ,  not  your  face  .  ❜ ❛  children  in  general  are  just  …  tough  .  ❜ ❛  …  are  you  just  afraid  to  meet  new  people  ?  ❜ ❛  c’mon  ,  what’d  we  say  about  meeting  new  people  ? ❛  …  perhaps  i  should  leave  saying  “  baby  ”  to  the  professionals  .  ❜ ❛  i  am  in  no  way  fit  to  be  responsible  for  any  living  thing  ,  including  and  especially  myself  .  one  time  ,  i  drank  an  entire  jar  of  marinara  sauce  for  dinner  .  it   was  unholy  .  ❜ ❛  medium  sized  dog  ,  handkerchief  around  the  neck  ,  i  get  to  name  it  .  that’s  what  it’ll  cost  me  to  give  up  on  my  dreams  .  ❜ ❛  yeah  it’s  just  like  ,  my  entire  future  .  no  big  deal  .  ❜ ❛  are  you  actually  fine  or  are  you  just  saying  that  ?  ❜ ❛  okay  ,  cool  .  while  you  do  that  i’m gonna  do  some  drugs  and  commit  some  light  arson  .  ❜ ❛  i  would’ve  expected  you  guys  to  be  up  to  white  collar  crime  by  this  point  .  maybe  money  laundering  at  the  least  .  ❜ ❛  i  love  someone  who  knows  their  way  around  balls  .  ❜ ❛  i  -  i  ,  uh  .  don’t  normally  …  do  this  …  ❜ ❛  aw  man  .  i  was  kinda  hoping  you  had  gotten  kidnapped  and  i  was  gonna  have  to  come  rescue  you  .  ❜ ❛  …  have  you  been  reading  my  tweets  ?  nevermind  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  a  beautiful  work  in  progress  .  ❜ ❛  we  have  to  be  fashionably  late  .  who  shows  up  anywhere  on  time  ?  ❜ ❛  i’d  shake  your  hand  but  i  have  a  glass  of  wine  to  tend  to  .  ❜ ❛  this  plate  of  cookies  is  my  new  _____  .  bye  .  ❜ ❛  that’s  cold  blooded  .  i  like  that  .  ❜ ❛  kids  ,  right  ?  gotta  love  ‘em  .  you’re  required  to  by  law  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  tired  of  talking  to  old  dudes  who  blame  my  generation  for  the  failing  economy  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  just  have  to  accept  the  fact  that  as  an  adult  ,  i’ve  become  the  machine  i  once  raged  against  and  accept  my  fate  to  unironically  wear  socks  with  sandals  .  ❜ ❛  my  ,  do  you  know  how  to  treat  a  lady  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  might  have  taped  over  a  veggietales  VHS  with  the  shining  .  who  knows  .  ❜ ❛  he’s  probably  stuffing  dirt  into  his  mouth  .  who  knows  ?  toddlers  are  pretty  resilient  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  gonna  do  the  thing  where  you  wait  silently  for  me  to  come  home  in  the  living  room  with  all  the  lights  off  ,  are  you  ?  ❜ ❛  you  really  scared  me  .  just  …  please  don’t  do  that  again  .  ❜

[clodiisms]

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Send 😠 for an unpopular opinion about roleplay/fanfics/general fandom things Send 🤬 for an unpopular opinion about real-life things

I think roleplays should be allowed to be dropped, even if for no apparent reason, if one of the roleplayers isn’t feeling it anymore, life happens and sometimes people just can’t work up the motivation to rp

I think bbq is really gross and can’t stand most kinds of bbq sauces, ketchup is also pretty icky

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

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[moqui-laxus]

Another su fa till last chapter, a cutie peri. Follow me on Insta :D! https://www.instagram.com/reviruu/

[clodiisms]

someone throw their muse at my spinel pretty please

[detemtom-deactivated20210321]

Made something for In Dreams

[thingsforrp]

Very gay texts for gay muses

[Text] Pride flags are on sale. Want one? They have all of them here.

[Text] How on earth did I ever think I was straight?

[Text] When you walk into a club and realise you’re definitely bi/pan

[Text] I had to pretend I was interested in boys/girls. It was horrible

[Text] I think that picture made me straight

[Text] My mum still thinks I’m straight

[Text] Have you seen the rainbow? The sky is gay

[Text] Where’s my cute girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Text] Yeah still gay

[Text] I was actually just told I’m “too cute to be gay”

[Text] Gay update: I’ve got a date next week. With a hot girl/guy!

[Text] Straight people will never understand the feeling of seeing a hot person and sighing to yourself because you’re so predictably gay

[exuberami]

✊ 😞

[clodiisms]

“This was my lap. Now apparently this is your lap.”

@blackstardiopside

    ( 👽 ) —— a soft purr emanated from the green gem, head softly nuzzling itself against the other’s lap, a content smile on Peridot’s lips as she settled against Blackstar, “ You’re very comfortable you know — I could practically fall asleep here, you know, if I slept. ” she chuckled softly.

[clodiisms]

"You look familiar, weren't you taller?" (abysstears

@abysstears​

       ( 👽 ) ——  Peridot looked up at the perma-fusion, absentmindedly rubbing at her arm where her limb enhancer once was.

        “ It’s— Kind of a long story, I did have limb enhancers but now, obviously, I lost them, it was stressful at first without them, I originally thought I wouldn’t fare well without their help but I’ve done fine on my own, I wouldn’t have figured out I can move metal to my will if I still had them. ” the gem technician smiled.

[ka-go-me]

send me a ‘dibs’ if you are ridiculously attached to me as an rp partner

[morememesforyou]

Send me a  🥃 + a question for my muse to answer. If they refuse to answer, they have to take a shot.

[justmorerpmemes]

Formidable Fluff Starters

“Alright, come here you.”

“I feel like this has been an unnecessarily long hug.”

“Was it necessary to tackle me on sight?”

“Mmmphf. Snicetoseeyoutoo.”

“It’s time for a drink, you and me.”

“You may have stolen my sweater, but I learned to buy doubles.”

“Here, you can have mine.”

“I really needed that… thank you.”

“Hugs are good. Yours are the best.”

“This was my lap. Now apparently this is your lap.”

“You’ve stolen my spot. I know you know it’s my spot”

“There is a blanket big enough for both of us.”

“Playing with my hair? I’m going to fall asleep…”

“Let me brush that out for you.”

“I managed to convince the appropriate people to get you some time off.”

“Lunch is being bought, what do you want?”

“I don’t want to talk to- wait, no never mind, you’re fine.”

“It’s called a spare jacket for a reason y’know.”

“You brought me something?”

“I’m glad you ignored my defiant claims of not needing sleep.”

“Only my favourite people get my special kind of sass.”

“I missed you a lot. Like, I’m going to get corny about it a lot”

“You make a good leaning post.”

“I’m just going to-thank you. I’m good now.”

“I just finished brushing this and you had to go and ruffle it.”

[changedtheirminds-blog]

        ❛        THAT’S  WHY  I’M  HERE ,  ISN’T  IT !?   did  you  just  make  me  so  you  wouldn’t  have  to  deal  with  your  mistakes !?       ❜

         indie, private, & selective steven universe. written by yours truly!

      cred.

[oopsiewoopsie123]

SOFT ANGST; II

send one for my muse's reaction!

“You can say goodbye later, when one of us is dead.” “Bonds and hope are too bright for me.”  “Listen, I-I get it, okay? You’re a little sad about being back. Who wouldn’t be?“  “Look, [NAME], I just… Just take care of yourself. Okay?”  “Love me - please, I’m begging you.” “It wasn’t your fault. It wasn’t anybody’s fault.”  “You’re gonna be okay.” “You’re better off on your own.“  “Even if I meet you in my dreams, it’s meaningless as you are not here.” “People always tell me that I look like I’m not thinking about anything. And sometimes… I think they might be right. I think… I’m really bad at expressing myself, compared to everyone else.”  “Are you sure you’re okay with me?”  “I don’t do friends anymore, just to avoid any distractions.”  “I’m really sorry. I wasn’t there for you when you needed me.”  “I know I could do better if I just had another chance.” “It’s like you’re avoiding me.” “I don’t love you.“  “You’re asking me to leave?“  “Our time is running out.”  “Unfortunately, I’m not your friend.” “Even while I’m away, know that I’ll be watching you from afar.” “We’ll meet again one day.” “Hey, embrace me so I know I’m alive.” “Joy and sorrow, I want to engrave them deeply into myself.” “With your eyes, with a kiss, please leave a proof of our love.” “The mirage we can see in the distance - even though it frightens us, someday will reflect our future.” “When our two helpless hearts draw close to each other the real sadness will spread its wings.” “A sad scenery like this… You turn it into light.” “There are secrets in your heart. Even so, I want to touch it.” “If we touch each other we will break.” “Into a world this bright you take me with you.” “The fragility of the things I believe in, you turn it into light.” “The things that were lost and the things that never change are glittering in this cruel sky.” “Promise me you’ll never lie to me.”  “How can I believe you? You lied to me after promising you wouldn’t.”  “We live for the sake of dying some day.” “You want to live, right?” “I don’t want to get used to kindness.”

[clodiisms]

this may sound dumb but what does ‘dash only’ mean?

[clodiisms]

favorite person: [gives me attention]

me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!