I understand where the idea of clones being bad with kids comes from, but they'd probably be p great at taking care of kids? Warped sense of what's normal for sure, but it was p much just young! them, little brother ranging from one year below to infants, and longnecks on Kamino. They've spent a decent chunk of their lives around kids
bro they give kids their first knives once they hit like six or smth and nat-borns FLIP THEIR SHIT but “that’s how old i was when i got my first vibroblade, it’s a big milestone for them”
while growing up, they see their little brothers as anything but a hindrance. a lot of them love being put on cadet duty bc they remember the brothers that had their backs when they were that little and it’s their chance to pay it forward. their sense of family is super fuckin strong and there’s no way to dispute that ever.
the freshly decanted boys barely out of their growth tanks, i will admit that not everyone begins as pros. there are a few that have a natural ability to care for the little bitties while others have to be taught how to nurture them.
Which clones would fail No Nut November immediately and which would stick it out to the end?
so in this hypothetical, they’re in bets among themselves (by command track or battalions, depends) as to who would be able to stick it out. i got far more into this than i thought i would so i’ll add the “read more” later tonight since i typed all this on mobile
would (mostly) succeed:
wolffe -> he does great unless/until you tease him to his breaking point. if you prod, he breaks the last couple days of november and you don’t leave the bed till december
fox -> surprisingly succeeds bc normally he wants to bend you over his desk at any given moment, but he does have a competitive streak a klick wide
rex -> asks you for permission to join the bet and promises a very handsome reward if you take it easy on him
cody -> has plenty of distractions work-wise but makes sure that you’re not being deprived during the month, gifting you toys and promises of what he’s gonna do when december ends
dogma -> v dedicated and also does it out of spite bc fives said he couldn’t do it
crosshair -> knows he’s the only one of ‘99 who can do it (besides tech) and succeeds w even more spite than dogma
kix -> you and him both edge him just enough to get pleasure but without him cumming. it makes sex much more interesting
boil -> he just gives off the vibes of being able to succeed & does so while still teasing you relentlessly but not giving you more than his mouth or fingers
doom -> he tells you abt the bet right before he agrees to it and promises to keep you satisfied thru it. nnn proves to be a big opportunity to test new toys (his fave is the vibrator he rigged to be controlled from his vambrace) and is smug that he’s still able to keep you pleased despite nnn
boost -> cheats but no one knows he cheats besides the two of you bc he keeps you quiet during so he doesn’t get caught. you get him back on december first by being so obnoxiously loud that there’s no way for him to pretend he didn’t spend the precious night fucking you into oblivion
can’t do it:
bly -> can’t say no to you the moment you ask him in that voice, feels slightly guilty for not realizing that you would be slightly deprived during nnn
hardcase -> everything becomes remotely sexual no matter what and if he had hair, he’d be pulling it out of his head. showers are hard and end up being where he breaks, getting out just before to comm you and ask you to join him so he can fuck you instead of his hand
tup -> he was doing great until you unconsciously back up against him a little too much while spooning & make him cum in his sleep. he wakes up to an orgasm and you feel bad for making him lose, being sure to make it up to him
fives -> he doesn’t let you be without during nnn but that becomes his downfall bc he ends up rutting into the bed while eating your 🐱 and cumming from you saying his name and your taste
hunter -> he tells you to not deprive yourself but he realizes real quick his heightened senses can’t handle it. he knows when you’re fresh off an orgasm and the pheromones eventually wear on him till he’s cumming in his blacks
jesse -> doesn’t believe in it & decides to fuck you all thru november, making sure the both of you are extremely loud just to be a dick to his bros who are participating
tech -> crosshair wants to win & you wanna get fucked. the two of you conspire to get tech to fail and a little over halfway thru, he falls apart like wet flimsi. you get dicked down and crosshair wins nnn, it’s a victory on all sides
alpha-17 -> doesn’t see the validity of nnn as a test of resilience (would much rather fast) and pretends he doesn’t notice the glares he gets after fucking you loud and hard the night before
wrecker -> was actually rutting into you in his sleep and when you woke up to him pressed against your ass, you reminded him of nnn but he didn’t care and fucked you anyway. you came (multiple times) out of it with some nice bruises
i agree but the only baby i have the money to support atm is me. however, had i the funds i would treat my boy proper in every way possible (wink wink nudge nudge) and give him the best of everything bc it’s what he deserves
it’s a bit of a strange ask i suppose but i love you and i believe you lovelies could make it beautiful so here it is what occupations would the clones find interesting for an SO to have
this one is slightly self-indulgent don’t @ me, but a teacher s/o (specifically with elementary age kids). seeing children get an education in an environment where they’re allowed to mess up (where messing up is encouraged in some situations) is smth they never got bc of the longnecks and decommissioning and such.
macaroni art and painted handprints and recess would be so foreign — almost as foreign as the joyful smiles and laughter of the kids — that if they happened to show up before your lunch break during one of these times, you can bet every toe on your left foot that your clone boy is gonna be pushing kids on swings and becoming another addition to the jungle gym.
seconds after he walks in the door, he’s gonna have papers all but shoved in his face with a “MISTER CLONE SIR LOOK AT MY HANDPRINT!” “LOOK AT MINE!” “MINE TOO!” and he’ll genuinely mean every compliment he gives to the kids. they convince you to get him some paint and paper as well, and he gets a kid-sized chair next to some of the kids and lets them paint his hand before they press it to the paper.
then they rope you into it, having you put your handprint on the other side of his (in what little space is left on the paper) and the kids lose their collective shit when they see the heart made with your touching thumbs and pointer fingers.
hey it's ya gurl galacticrepublicwarcrimes i just had to block a follower for being under 18 too and i feel like a human monster so yeah RIP us but i mean what're ya gonna do xoxo
it’s a pain when we try our best to keep tumblr a positive space and ppl don’t want to respect our efforts. kudos to you tho babes 💕 you’re not a monster for blocking them at all, don’t feel upset abt it
that hair ask reminds me of a little fantasy I have where my clone bf (at the moment either Rex or Fives, but there are so many good good boys out there that I love) helping me to dye my hair since I've been dying it blue for a while now
oh they’re going to want to help you dye your hair (bonus points if you do it in their battalion’s colors) so often they’re going to keep a very close eye on the roots just for an excuse to dye it with/for you
for those who believe rex is a bottle blond, he’ll be hella experienced and will need minimum instruction. fives on the other hand it would take a while for him to learn but he would love it soooo much that you don’t mind if your skin is blue for a little while if he fools around too much
I'm sure you've done stuff with this before but how would the boys feel about a partner that has long hair, especially if it's the sort of long that's down to the waist? I know they know what hair is but they all, save Tup, have very short to no hair
oh they would be so on board with it, albeit pretty unused to the concept of hair being that long.
the first time they ask to touch your hair it’s very shy and sweet, shifting from one foot to the other and their eyes cast to their feet. you giving your permission results in their eyes lighting up and gloves coming off, fingers delicately running over it before becoming more confident in the contact. their hands will venture from petting from the middle to the ends and closer to the scalp and down. it’s an adventure to them, memorizing the way it feels under his fingers and relishing in the way you seem so peaceful while he takes his time.
they’re going to find every excuse ever to touch your hair after that. they’ll want to brush it for you, learn all sorts of braids and twists and things to style it, when you shower with them they’ll want to wash it for you (after extensive instruction from you as to how to do it if need be), and more. they’re going to keep up with what products you use and how & when you’re going to need more. they just wanna help you take care of smth they love (you and your hair)
so i took a few days off for the sake of my health and i have a plan: i’m gonna slowly ease myself back into tumblr. with the help of my wonderful support system and fabulous friends, i’m able to finally put my own health first.
i’m happy to be back!! i love all of you and i hope you’re all doing great 💕💕
i didn’t think this would ever need to be said but alas, i’m compelled to reiterate a very important point in case someone else missed the memo:
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and as for the sudden purge of content: my apologies to the senders of the asks being deleted but i cannot leave them up and be able to sleep at night. i hope you will forgive me if smth you sent is now gone, it hurts me bc y’all have been so supportive of this blog and i love you all.
now back to your previously scheduled hiatus (i’ll be back soon, i promise!! i’ve just gotta focus on me for a while and better my health).
Idk about anyone else but the thought of seeing these big strong tough soldiers become just mush from being pet or shapes being drawn on their skin. Imagine giving one of the boy like a diy spa day, like a face mask, massage, the cucumbers over their eyes, sweetly caressing their face and they kinda just let you and melt into you
those boys deserved to be pampered and loved and absolutely doted on like the absolute kings they are
but several of them are gonna be little shits and eat the cucumbers that are supposed to go on their eyes (cough cough HARDCASE cough). i bet you my left foot that wolfpack boys (wolffe, boost, sinker, comet, wildfire) will fuckin whimper and nuzzle into your hand like a puppy when you’re caressing their face
I know the clones are all hardwired to be Dad and all that jazz but as someone who doesn't want kids I have to ask, which clones would be ok with or even prefer a partner who doesn't want kids/a childless relationship?
let’s face it, children are intense & highkey stressful. with this in mind, there are a few that i think would be more than happy to not have a mini-them running around (this isn’t to say they wouldn’t be good with hypothetical children, just that they’re down for whatever you’re okay with and won’t push for kids. children, no children, as long as they have you they’re good)
cody, for starters — idk why but he was the first one i thought of
slick
jesse
fives
echo (post-skako) (pre-citadel echo might actually want them tho)
hevy
dogma
tech
crosshair
hunter
doom
gree
sinker
bacara
colt
thire
edit: alpha-17
there would be a day where you may think about the idea of your boo wanting a kid and you not, thus resulting in a lot of anxiety and possible crying. they’d immediately worry and try to get to the bottom of why you’re upset and are shocked when you tell them “i’m scared you’ll leave me because i don’t want children”
their love for you wouldn’t be changed by the fact you don’t want to adopt/push a whole ass other human out of your body (honestly the biological process frightened a few of them). they love you, not a hypothetical other person that won’t ever exist or be in your lives without consent of both parties.
If you haven't done any, could we possibly get some Alpha-17 relationship HCs? I am weAK™ for this goddam man. If you have though, maybe some ideas about him and a pregnant S/O? I know he's very grumpy and all, but I'm curious how he'd take/deal with it?
i’m ashamed we have done almost nothing for him and i will rectify that egregious error immediately i love this man and will continue to do so for a long ass time -jj
he was reluctant to love you in the beginning. anything that came in the way of his loyalty to the republic was not worth his time and Not What He Was Supposed To Do
you were unashamed in showing him what you wanted (him) but he rebuffed your advances. he knew that the hand you rested on his bicep and the way you leaned into him when you walked next to each other were comforting to you and they were absolutely addicting to him, so he didn’t ask you to stop
he didn’t know what it was like to have someone touch him and it not mean pain or science before you came along
you didn’t push him into anything, just remained a steady beacon of something softer than the rigidity he’s always known and for that he was grateful
to his surprise, he came to look forward to his time being spent with you and that would just not do. so he tried the avoidance thing for maybe a week and came to the conclusion that avoiding you was worse than the thoughts he began to have about you
but when he realized that the idea of seeing you at the end of the day made him work harder, find more efficient ways to do things, he was a bit more willing to let himself feel things other than republic loyalty
your lingering touches were beginning to be reciprocated a bit more - a massive hand on the small of your back, a slightly wider smile instead of the small one he used to offer. one day, you said something so bizarre that he laughed - he didn’t know he could still do that! - and that crumbled the final piece of his resolve
you were concerned when he abruptly stopped laughing (you hoped there wasn’t anything wrong) but your concern melted into shock and then joy when you realized he had stopped laughing so he could kiss you
from there, bliss
some would say your relationship moved fast, but alpha was a man who knew what he wanted (you). time was a social construct, no amount of it could ever be a scale to measure one’s love on.
would cuddle up to you at night and deny it the next morning (it took a bit of effort to not get suffocated in your sleep by this touch-starved beefcake but you soon were able to find a way to cuddle and not be smothered by the beef)
you were the first to say “i love you” but you were quick to assure him that he didn’t have to say it until he was ready
it took a day after you said it for him to realize “oh shit that’s this weird feeling i don’t recognize gotta go tell them”
and bc why not, lemme add a little bit of pregnancy hc’s in here
he was very surprised, to say the least
he’d never felt the kind of happiness he felt right then and kinda *windows bluescreen* for a moment longer than he should have bc his lack of reaction had you thinking he was upset about it
the tears were beginning to fall when he realized that he hadn’t said anything and oh no he couldn’t live with himself if he was the reason you cried
“don’t cry, bunny, i-i just didn’t know how to tell you how happy i am. i’ve never felt anything like this before, don’t think i’m upset, i love you and the life we’ve made”
isn’t the type to freak out abt the science behind it but is highly curious and is immediately preparing for delivery and everything as if it were just another mission
will not admit to crying when your little one is born
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