✰OAKLAWR✰

adult (25) / trans (he/him) / married / i dig up glass and voice act for fun / minors dnf (18+ blog) / don’t be a doozy and we’re cool / prettyheavyhuh on ao3

[cloroxium]

Here it is… The Hoff’s Naughty & Nice is finally released right on time. You can view the history of each song and listen to them (plus a few regular non-AU hits such as I Want A Tracheotomy For Christmas and It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Saw Trap)

The Hoff’s Naughty & Nice

THE HOFF’S NAUGHTY & NICE Mark “The Hoff” Hoffman is still one of the most recognizable and haunting voices to hear on your radio eve

Thank you @quinngefail and @thekittyokat for the collabs on this spectacularly dumb project. Could not thank either of you enough.

(also thank you @wedontdeservethestars for your Dolly inputs and for proofreading the original fic that goes along with this album)

[additional credit to @riggedtrap for the saw trap title and @ashtrodon /wont lemme tag sorry!/ for the tracheotomy title]

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✨ Regular Hoff posting is back, folks… ✨

New art, new music, new quality.

[cloroxium]

⭐️ THE HOFF/SWINGSHIPPING AU EXPLAINED ⭐️

i’ve been meaning to post this here, but i’d gotten a bunch of questions on different plats asking WHAT is the hoff, how did he come about, yadda yadda (most were non saw watchers or hadn’t read my fics etc…) BUT here’s a song i have never posted, a bit old but it’s da one and only hoff!

(you’ll def have to pause to read and also a few works in this video were illustrated by the wonderful @dixxiemaegraphics who i’ll be seeing very soon!)

[cloroxium]

good upgrade with the hoff: I HAVE PROFESSIONAL STUDIO EQUIPMENT NOW!! mics, headset, program etc. so all the songs will sound not modern by ANY means but MUCH more increased in quality. this album will be something you’ve never heard before ! i also haven’t forgotten about trying to get out of art block… im spammed in comms rn and trying to get them done ASAP

[cloroxium]

The Hoff’s been a LITTLE busy… 🎄🎅♥️

Here’s a sneak peek of all the tracks off a brand new album to be finished sometime by July (if you catch my drift)

All the art for the covers need to be made but the songs are finished and in a set folder to be pressed onto vinyl LPs and burned onto CDs (physical media woohoo!)

(also whoever ordered naughty & nice it’s STILL coming, just noticed a tiny spelling error and CDs have to be remade)

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guess who’s back with anothah one, yet again after a period of time… this time, with a double sided record to compensate!

[quinngefail]

Getting into a rhythm at my new job and finding little gaps to draw dumb shit 🙏

This looks pretty fucked and was more just TO GET THE IDEA OUT so I may redraw this later lmao

[cloroxium]

still putting all the naughty & nice albums together (it’s a task because i have 30+ orders and all the pieces have to be put together individually) but within the next week or two everyone that has ordered will be seeing a package soon!

/ also sorry for the inactivity i’ve been hella swamped with other projects the hoff will enter the building again soon

[nostalgicmermaaiid]

New tag game :3

make yourself and your bag!

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2494297

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1909969

@igottalottabugsinmysoup @femmeetart @sonicanvas @imnotafreakipromise @lavende-milkshake @iambadatsocializing @anon-oliver @iipastelhxrmony @nat1spacenerd @meowwswiftie @swiss-mrs @writhingg @4rielle @sealistic @nexusofsand @sweetest-starlight @treesap-blogs @auracreampie @prince-cosmic & YOU TOO 🫵

[itsthe-forme]

ekkk they are so cute!!

tags: @miramicw @bylercocaine @brashtea @karuoke

[brashtea]

Yay, i love doing picrews!

Tagging: @gaymergal @crunchie-morris @dgaftilwedie @5gumhargreeves @scimitar-and-longsword

[5gumhargreeves]

Aww xd I've literally never worked with picrew before, but these are so cute 🥹

Thank you for taging me, by the way <3

( and yes, my bag is in fact t h i s full most of the time, lmao)

No pressure tags: @arya-ender @1-jar-of-stars @harknessandmerridewsno1fan @vautores

[1-jar-of-stars]

HOORAY!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE TAG!!!!

no pressure tags: @chaoticlycollected @haymitchyappernathy @so-long-londonn @popcorn-milk @c0smikgirl @javiimartinez @dr3adfu11 @watterbotleop @katthequeer @jabberdoves @tecobonobo @purplepantspsycho @lycanthxt @girlwith1braincell @arya-ender @mexicancat-girl @justbeingalexis @snottysocks and anyone else who wants to!!!!

[haymitchyappernathy]

THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! omfg kinda went crazy with the bag but i overpack for everywhere i go so it's kind of fitting tbh

syd took a lot of my moots but i'd like to add (no pressure tags ofc): @the-knockoff-gilbert-blythe @maurlaeee @riverroan @corrodedghosts @paulmescalien @jellibelly88 @puppyboybarkovitch @oldschoolstylez @soft-likethesunset @cordeliadelamare

[paulmescalien]

this was so much fun, thank you for the tag @haymitchyappernathy! it has been literal years since i've done a picrew but they turned out so cute?

i don't know who's been tagged at this point but i tried to look and avoid double-tagging and only get folks who haven't yet ( and if i missed you, you should still do it and say i tagged you anyway bc i wanna see everyone's little cartoony selves ) @matthewlillcrd @allergekko @helia-06 @teddy06 @ze-thoughts-are-stupid @peterpastrahmi @ruespirals @gutlotus @lavenderbeforesunset @solshroomii @scimitar-and-longsword @omegawolverine aaaaaand everyone else! i'm tagging you all in spirit ♡

[seesnarlingteeth]

eee thank u for the tag len!! this was so fun to do <3

hello oomfs. would u like to play a game.

@polaroidofevidence @bovaque @hickassmfer @modernprometheusunbound @portalcryptid @arthoebyers @st4rry4pples @sydmarch @andy-the-8th @cappychino @dragofelid @249b-east-35th @thelibrarybat <3 and any moots that wish to play pls consider urself tagged!

[dragofelid]

Its soooo good to see fat rep with these picrews, ive also never seen a leg brace option before which is so cool

@frolicinq @thrumples @lycansprites @alliumstar @n1ght-l1ghts @thekittyokat @mossterious @cloroxium

[cloroxium]

i haven’t done a pic crew in years omg but thank you for the tag!! this was so fun i loved all the diversity in both sets here :)

i’ll tag a few people who might like doing this!

@sawtrapping @wedontdeservethestars @stupidlysarcastic567 @klemmsdesigns @wolfsplosion

[kittyscabin]

love smashing my hyperfixations together ESPECIALLY when the vibes are so abhorrently different. i've been locked in on this for the past week

i'll be so real coffinshipping abstragedy is the obsession LOL. something about a miserable pathetic lump who wears confident masks VS. (1) very angry triangle shaped character with pretty lashes and strong eyebrows

[quinngefail]

Dumbass baby behind bars

[quinngefail]

"YOU'RE JIGSAW I KNOW YOU'RE JIGSAW!!!!!"

The totally innocent Bear:

[stupidlysarcastic567]

I set my alarm to “hello Zep” from saw so when I wake up it feels like I’m in a saw trap

[cloroxium]

well this is something i’m not looking forward to tomorrow morning!

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⭐️ THE HOFF IS BACK WITH HIS FIRST RELEASED SONG IN OVER TWO MONTHS!! ⭐️

good to be back, citizens of the universe!

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you are lost and gone forever…

[cloroxium]

all naughty & nice CDs are being shipped out soon and you’ll all get a little booklet of all the songs! thank you to @quinngefail and @thekittyokat for help on some of the song covers for your art, the hoff will do business with yas again soon for the upcoming country album! be very afraid…

[cloroxium]

So the Hoff’s Naughty & Nice CDs are in stock and are all autographed and personalized by The Hoff, himself!

I know there are some Hoff fans on here i don’t speak with on the regular, but I have about 15 people already interested and so they’ve had their copies made, if anyone else wants a free copy, let me know! I’ll cover shipping and my team considers it a late Christmas gift to his listeners all around the world.

DM me or comment here if you want a free copy of Naughty & Nice and I’ll DM you for shipping info!

Merry Late Christmas ! 🎄🎅

[cloroxium]

i gotta give credit where it’s due! we’re currently listening to it in the car and thank you for doing all my dirty work, the hoff will buy you mcdonald’s again soon 🏆

[cloroxium]

So the Hoff’s Naughty & Nice CDs are in stock and are all autographed and personalized by The Hoff, himself!

I know there are some Hoff fans on here i don’t speak with on the regular, but I have about 15 people already interested and so they’ve had their copies made, if anyone else wants a free copy, let me know! I’ll cover shipping and my team considers it a late Christmas gift to his listeners all around the world.

DM me or comment here if you want a free copy of Naughty & Nice and I’ll DM you for shipping info!

Merry Late Christmas ! 🎄🎅