Call me Ishmael. Bek is fine, too.

I write fanfic about dead people. closetwriter_24 on Ao3 (~She/her/hers)

[slettlune]

you may have seen achilles in his miserable blanket burrito but have you seen odysseus Sitting Like That while appealing to achilles in his miserable blanket burrito

achilles looking very "make him stop make him stop make him stop"

[nathanland]

he got his lil odyssey out

[moody-graham]

See also, Alexander the Great

Obviously ancient Greek nuance blah blah blah, but also modern era lols

[artistic-lightcycle]

little stupid comic

[elecctromechanika]

"You say it's getting up to no good? We consider it very good, indeed." -Peter O'Toole

[toptony]

SICARIO (2015) ▷ I'm afraid they are very much my ship type 🫣

[corpseflwr]

E.M Forster and Siegfried Sassoon were doing top/bottom discourse about their mutual friend T.E Lawrence back in 1924 by the way if you even care

[sailorsallyart]

They both shall be at Aqaba 🌅🐚💦 [tap for HQ]

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[purr-in-ink]

The sound of meowing 🐾

Monsieur LeFlouf is almost saying goodbye. 👈 🐾

[cuntylestat]

this is my cocomelon

[closetwriter24]

Honestly? This scene was peak acting, and I don't think any other episode will ever top it.

[vv00rm]

when i struggle to find motivation i remember what it's all for....

[anglaised]

never let a blonde man get confidence

[closetwriter24]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[closetwriter24]

I would fall into a coma too if I willingly ate a red delicious

[cat-writes-sometimes]

Me reading another person's writing: Oh they missed a period there, no worries mistakes happen :) Three adjectives in a sentence? Adverbs for days? No worries I love descriptions and this story is fire.

Me seeing the same thing in my work: Wow am I illiterate? Am I actually ok? Who the actual fuck told me I can write so I can go and curse their entire family for the time it took for me to carefully craft this GARBAGE.

[corpseprize]

the reality of being a writer

[mozartpilled]

[ursulaklesbian]

I know it's been said before but whoever had the idea to model armand/lestat off of salieri/amadeus u are a genius. I'm gonna kiss u on the mouth. and it's so thematically perfect too.

[closetwriter24]

Two of my beloved fandoms?? Converging??

[russingonshipper45]

My current mood today is Achilles wrapped in a blanket burrito.