Aglaé

Heart of Gold. A Smile Always Prominent On My Face.

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[chewingideas]

[its-the-witch]

[skookumthesamoyed]

[sophie-baek]

Gina Rodriguez Interviews President Obama

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN 😍😩

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[fuckyeahtattoos]

[fuckyeahtattoos]

Tattooed by Vanessa Saddi, @vanessatattoos on IG

[fuckyeahtattoos]

Instagram: @felixvayner

[fuckyeahtattoos]

[fuckyeahtattoos]

Done by Natalie Davis at Defining Skin Columbus, OH

[fallenforminaj]

[20daysofjune]

But why would you ask her that as if she’s out here sucking random industry dick? I found that to be highly disrespectful.

[elegantly-tasteless]

So fucking disrespectful

The questions she gets asked man….

And she handles it with such grace

[chavvesty]

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

[triatic]

If you break someone’s heart and they still talk to you with the same excitement and respect. Believe me they really love you.

Unknown. (via triatic)

[portiasdegeneres-deactivated201]

[elfinmirror]

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

the donkey fucked a dragon

[maleksrami]