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TEXT INTERACTION BETWEEN D.B AND HELVETICA
Helvetica: Just know if Loathe ever talks to you like that again
I'm gonna fuck him up. Just if you ever need help with
computer stuff like that, just ask me or Carnation. I don't
think some dipshit chud is gonna help when all he does
is just stroke his own ego the whole time. Just when stuff
like this happens, you can always come to me.
No one makes my blue ribbon cry and gets away
with it… :3
I mean, I can tho… cause I know you like it- you just love
hearing every teasing comment I have for you. I can hear
it in your voice everytime we call, you stutter and skip
words like a broken record all cause I called you our1 porker.
Ouuuhhh you're so cute I could eat you.
Or put a collar on you, make you eat from a trough.
Helvetica: Since you aren't responding, you probably fell asleep
while you were texting again. Hahahaha Sleepyhead!
I'll be awake for a few more hours, I still have work
stuff I need to catch up on, so if you need me i'll be here.
<3 Love you, hon.
D.B: thanky ou im sorry i fell asleep again i just was really tired
after all of that. i opedn my computer up again when i
woke up and its working now so thank you for your help
im sorry that i had to ask you. since yu were already in the
middle of something i didnt
want to bother you with that- its just that loathe is always
so insistent on helping me
also im sorry about asking i needed to know
whas that a mistype at the end?
good morning
Helvetica: I love you? Hm, I wonder why I would say that. Now tell
me Mr. Blubberbarge, why would I tell my favorite fatassed
pig that I love them? Hmmmmmm I'm wonderin' I'm
wonderin'. Catatonic would never.
Just know you Blubbering Landwhale, everything I type
is to make you as embarrassed as possible, to show you off
like a prized pig. Seeing your puffy face contort and squirm
is a thing of beauty. We should really put a mirror in front
of your trough at some point, so you could see our work.
So yes, prized porker. I love you, and I'm gonna keep saying
it now cause I know it gives you a reaction like this.
You're so easy. Fatty…
D.B: HHFHFhhfhffhhshshsh, i'm sorry i just really wanted to ask.
FRICKIN STOP STOP AAAAAAAAAAAA, kicking my feet
up in the air right now stpp stop stopp hehahaha. you have
done like a reallty good job asd like im sorry cause i just
wanted to know why you'd say that im n ot really used to
hearing it a bunch. i dont hear that like at all, i guess i
deserve it cause im such a fat dumbass…
Helvetica: Jeez, I really do not have to work hard to get you barkin
don't I Doggyboy?
Haven't used that one in a while. We should use it on you
more!
Doggyboy, Doggy Doggy Booooyyy~
Too big for his leash, fatty fatty.
Fatty Fatty Two by Four, Can't Fit Through the Kitchen
Door.
D.B: i can still fit through it…
D.B: but like, that things like 3 feet wide, i dont even graze
against it. it'd be a fat while before that'll hapen
Helvetica: But you do graze on other things. Just whatever's in
your fridge, whatever we send to you. You don't gotta
worry about anything big guy. Just keep grazing until
your hips graze against those doors.
If I could, I'd hover a cake in front of your face and
watch you drool.
You don't gotta worry about anything, just everything is
done for you. Perfect for a greedy, blubbering cow like
you. No thoughts, no speech, no independence, just a
life of being someone else's toy.
kffklfkffjkjkgjfgkjgk jesus fucking chgrist miss
you're gonna make me explode dude oh my god
hhhahahahhaah im not that fat yet but i wanna
be chunkier, everyone will love me… hhhhhh
it'll be easier that way LOL LMAO
if i didnt have to interact with anyone and just
had to eat all day that would make life so much
easier. rkngokthnoijhnrthoikrng im sorry, im just horny
talking again, and i dont wanna ramble again LOL
I haven't ever really been with anyone in person ever
id ont want to count the time with Loathesome but i
think all of my problems would be fixed if i could rest
my head on catatonics berry belly; laying on your
thighs LOL im sorry i think this might be a little much
too talk about me. im sorry.
but i was really wondeirng, if if it youd ever like to
go to a con with me? you live in the us too so i think
it would be fun to meet you at some point imn sorry.
Oh yeah,
I love you! LOL
Helvetica: I Love you too.
Helvetica (Reply to D.B) : No, I don't think I'd like to. Cons aren't my thing.
Helvetica (Reply to D.B) : Yeah, I'm gonna make you so big you're gonna pop. Maybe I'll even scratch my sharp nails on your taut belly. Just
getting you closer and closer to that beautiful climax.
Filling you up more, more and more. Just way too much,
where not even your burps can release all that pressure.
Guess the only way to release that pressure is just to see
how much more you could hold.
D.B (Reply to Helvetica): I'm sorry for asking but im sorry for asking but should i have
not said that? im sorry if i struck a nerve but i you're like
really cool and I just don't want to make you uncomfortable
but we dont have to go to the next con thats in town! we can
always try something else cause I cons can get really scary
sometimes. i remember theres this one boba shop i went to
a bunch that i live near! or if theres any concerts around here
i can try to set something up.,
D.B: Im sorry if I struck a nerve at all, i really didn't mean to
make you feel uncomfortable…
…
…
Hello?
Helvetica: I look like shit, you'll never see what I look like.
End of story.
D.B: I'm sorry, sorry for saying that
im sorry i love you
D.B: this is a giant ask but can we call? i know i never ask this
but its getting worse i really need just to be in chat with
someone right now and i think the one in CatHouse is
filled with too many people for me to be comfortable
with. i dont want to reallyblast your face with a bunch of
nonsense like i always do and i dont want to just rely
on you all the time to vent everything. its just hard to
talk with people sometimes and i really would like to
talk with people more normally sometimes. its difficult
even talking about stuff like music or sonic with people
because i fele like im being a bore to them. just
i tried talking about something with catatonic and she
just isn't responding and loathe, with loathe i just feel like he hates me a lot. I dont understand why, it just feels like everyone is ashamed of me, im not an idiot i can see it whenevr i try and talk about anything other than my body
Helvetica: Sure we can call! I just can't speak cause I'm at work
right now.
D.B: i dont ever want to be a burden to any of you and with
all the things ive taken from all of you i never want to
bite the hand that feeds me. Im just scared that if I
stop i'll wont have any real people in my life to talk to
anymore. I'm sure my roomate are embarassed to
see me whenever i trudge by and i just hope that i haven't
disappointed anyone in any place im in.
im sorry that i said that to you earlier, im reall ysorry i
just dont want to ever loose a person like you because it
feels like you're the only person i can actually
comunicate with without feeling like a sex toy, i speak
with you and i feel like a real human and not just a
character.
i dont want to make you uncomfortable i really
dont wna tot make you feel any weird way about me.
im sorry for saying this.
Helvetica started a call that lasted 6 hours
Helvetica: You're a human with an incredibly unique personality, and
I hope you know that having your own interests aside from
sex isn't a crime. Frankly, I'm glad you can speak about
the thing you're interested in; You're the only person
I've talked to in this community who isn't just trying to
horny talk with me all the time.
Yeah, you're a hornball, but you're a hornball with a
big heart. Knowing your history, I understand why
it's so hard to go outside of a comfort zone like this.
When you've been burned as many times as
you have, shit, everything becomes a chore. Working, eating,
socializing, living, it becomes a chore just to get through
the day. It feels stuff like this is the closest way to
fulfill all those needs that you're missing.
Like a cure-all, something to make you feel whole.
But people can easily takeadvantage of that if they
realize it's your only lifeline.
Porn and Sex are awesome, but you can't drown out
your issues with them; otherwise, you'll just become
dependent on something you enjoy, and you'll
begin to hate it. You won't have a distinction between
friend and one-night stand; they'll blur together
if you don't allow yourself to be uniquely you.
Your interests are the things that help make you; they help
make days a little more bearable. It's not a crime to
have interests, I'd like you to know that. While I can't
speak for people like Loathe or Catatonic, you really
do not need to be seeking their approval. You have a
beautiful body, but that doesn't mean that there isn't any
value to you as a person. You can draw, you can program, you
really like gardening, and you have a genuinely beautiful
interest in music; don't discredit all the things you've tried
up until this point. People take advantage of
that if they realize it's your only lifeline.
Porn and Sex are awesome, but you can't drown out
your issues with them; otherwise, you'll just
become dependent on something you enjoy,
and you'll begin to hate it. You won't have a distinction
between friend and one-night stand; they'll blur
together if you don't allow yourself to be uniquely
you. Your interests are the things that help make you;
they help make days a little more bearable. It's not a
crime to have interests, I'd like you to know that.
While I can't speak for people like Loathe or
Catatonic, you really do not need to be seeking
their approval. You have a beautiful body, but
that doesn't mean that there isn't any value to
you as a person. You can draw, you can program,
you really like gardening, and you have a genuinely
beautiful interest in music, don't discredit all the
things you've tried up until this point. You're human,
a guy, you can hold conversations, you can speak normally,
you can like things, you know how to answer the phone,
you know how to eat and bathe, you can function on
your own, you can have connections, you can find
love, you can be happy without the input of others
Helvetica: You're a human DB, and I love you for that. Not
because of your body, nor because you can make
me horny, it's because I love my friend DB.
And if I have EVER made you uncomfortable,
you should never be afraid to confront me about it.
Don't ever be afraid to say no. I'd like you to know if
I'm ever making you feel icky. Just tell me, and not just
me, I'm saying this about anyone in general. You have
a right to create your own boundraies and if
someone crosses them, you have the right to tell
them off for it. If someone gives you shit for that,
then they aren't worth your time. You aren't a sex toy.
Helvetica: And about earlier. I'm sorry if me snapping like that
contributed to this in any way. I struggle with a lot
of issues regarding my self-image, and when I'm
inquired about it, something in me goes off. I don't
want to lead you on with the idea of this, but I hope
we can meet in person sometime in the future. I can't
guarantee I'll be able to go through with it, but I'll try
my best to meet up. If we ever did, we should try
getting some pizza, just you and me, a little date.
Sorry for the word salad, but I really needed you
to hear this. I'll stay on for the rest of the night.
You can stay on for as long as you like until you
feel better.
Helvetica: Oh? what are we listening to?
I don't know stuff in that genre very well, the only thing
i can think of on the same line is Metallica I thinks.
Yeah
Oh it sounds nice, this bangs.
This is from 1999? It sounds really new.
I didn't know you liked metal this much, I was under
the impression you were a hiphop girlie
cracking my knuckles in your ear rn
Hahaha
Wait one second my coworker need something.
Brb
Helvetica: Back
Mmm i'm like really hungry right now. I'd go get Wawa
but it's a far walk down the block.
SHUT UP I CAN WALK A BLOCK
Oohh you little shit I'm gonna fucking get you
Oh Jamiroquai!
Yeah I know his name is Jay Kay the band is named that
Don't gotta apologize for that hon <3
Helvetica: Oh turning your cam on?
OREOS???
LUCKY I WISH I HAD SOME RIGHT NOW
Damn you've worked your way through a whole
sleeve of em already?
Oh i'm sorry I shouldn't have pointed that-
Oh,
Mmm I have a lot of comfort foods but usually I stay
away from the stuff thats really easy to pick as and
graze on
Sorry horny talk.
Mmmff~
you have a whole little process going on dude,
Oh okay
Helvetica: Welcome back!!
As if the fatassery couldn't get any worse hahaha.
Yummers hhhhhhhhh
Dipping them in the nutella???? He must be STOPPED.
Hehehe We're awful influences on you never thought
I'd see someone dipping their nutella dipped oreos in
milk.
Careful big guy, drink enough of that and we're gonna
have to start milking you soon.
HAHAHAHA YOUR FACE
You're totally flustered right now it's adorable.
If you have that cake that carnation ordered you maybe
you should try some of it maybe blue ribbon?
Oh?
Oh sorry, yeah I'm sorry.
They keep ordering the worst cakes, not even
any of the flavors you like HAHA.
You like chocolate ice cream cakes right?
Yeah! I knew that.
Catatonic would never.
Who said that
Hhhhh, dude why did you have to do thise while i'm at
work
Helvetica: I hope you know that you're destroying me right now
Directly from the tub too?
LICKING THE KNIFE OUGH YOU SPOIL ME
dued im reallyt fucking hornty rn this is making me wet
=)
yeah i see you i bet you're rock hard under all that
bouncing my leg up and down rn and kicking my feet in
the air
You're a fucking PHU-REAK
Sex magnet, helvetica attraction machine.
that was loud
you have the cutest burps
you'll do it in closer to the mic next time you feel one??
YOU'RE KILLING ME
Oohh?
Okay i'll see you in a few then~
Helvetica: HI HI HI HI
ohh okay lets see the spread
ANOTHER NUTELLA JAR? tenders, fries, a brisk bottle
and IS THAT A TUB OF ICE CREAM?
WHAT FLAVOR?
OUUGHHHH cookies and cream
i didn't know blue ribbon was gonna gorge himself
tonight, and all just for lil ol me to watch!
you should get sad more often it'll do wonders for your
waistline
KIDDING IM SORRY IM SORRY
oh thank you, you're so sweet
oh whats playing now? oh its tyler? from the new album?
OH THIS SONG BANGS!! can you send the spotify link?
Helvetica: dude my coworker just left to go work on something in
the lower offices for a few hours
:3
whatever god just did me a solid i thank you
Helvetica: id fuck you with or without a pussy tbh
putting my face in your stomach rn and listening to it
churn and gurgle
Id jus tleav bite marks all over you if i had too just to
mark you as mine and only mine
you love the attention dont you doggyby
i feel like such a perv for grinding on my chair rn but
you're genuinely making me feral righ now
woah big guy, slow down on that
don't wanna explode now do we?
we do need to put a leash on you so you don't gorge
yourself on everything in sight
oh?
OH??
OHH?
LEGIT DUDE WHAT RIGHT NOW?? IM AT MY DESK?
I DO VERY IMPORTANT WORK HERE
your gut is spilling ou hhjhoughogouh fycjj stop sotp
cant even see it, that makes it so much better
you're so big it just works as its own underwear
right =D
yeah wouldnt wanna be seeing your dick now we're
trying to keep it clean here ;3
i need you so bad its not even funny
id jerk off at my desk but theres cameras in here so
not testing that
ddude i need a second i just need to get up from my
chasiur and get somewgete priv
one seocnd
Helvetica: never thought id be doing this in the work shower stall
but here we are
foaming at the mouth righ now you're so hot
you're sucha tease
even thoughy ou're terrible at flirting you just make me
feel so good whneer you speak fk
HEY
IT MY FAULT IO HAVE TO TYPE ONE HANDED
dudue if you make me have to bring my vibrator work next
time its fucking over for you
jesuf ufkcing christ licking you between your fat folds
right now i want all in there
gridnn
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fiuuckk dude why are you doingt is to me
listening to your little grunts and moans its gonna fukling
kill me
yea
grabbing a whole handful arent you grazer?
just eating andt ouching yourself what aperfect life.
wait a second
i needed to get a pic just to remembver this
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Helvetica: Thanks for making me cum at work nerd.
No don't apologize for that was fucking awesome
you finished quickly LOL sorry it took me so long
I'd give you a towel but i don't think one would be
enough to cover your blubber butt.
Are you okay?
Yeah you did great you dont have to apologize
for getting horny
It's not like we're blocking you from enjoying it to
right? I hope I haven't ever said things that have
made this whole experience less enjoyable.
Are you enjoying it?
Oh.
Oh?
Okay, I'll be sure to talk to some of them about it.
Are you going to go take a shower?
Wish I could do it with you I'd love to help you
clean up.
Good thing i'm in a shower already, I dont have
to really walk far to get myself cleaned up
Hahah
Yeah its a bit difficult i left my cane at desk.
Hm?
Yeah I use a cane, whenever i stand my blood
pressure drops a lot, it doesn't circulate around my body
easily. This is pretty much the most efficient job I can do
since I can't really move around too much.
They even have shower stools for me in here Haha.
Yeah we can get back on call once we're both cleaned up.
Okay! ByeBye for now!
I love you!
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