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[cloudiepuff]

I’ve noticed something funny about people with glasses recently..

whenever someone who doesn’t wear glasses sees someone with them, they’re always like “OOOOH, can I try them on??” And most people respond with “no, they’re expensive and smudge easily and I don’t trust you with them”

HOWEVER, I’m an agent of chaos. So I let them and it’s always so funny to see their blurry outline stumbling around and screaming “I CANT SEE OH MY GOD YOUR VISION IS SO BAD 😭😭😭” and it brings me joy :3

a different case is when two people who wear glasses SWAP them.. then it’s just like “huh, this is better/worse/about the same as mine!” And occasionally it’s just “bro your head is too big/small compared to mine, your frames don’t fit me at all lmao”

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[mersinia]

Forgetfull popcorn

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

Sleepy bread.

[irithind]

Executive disfunction steamed buns?

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Attention deficit chicken feet

[cloudiepuff]

Blushing Rhubarb Pie….. that sounds like a character that would be in mlp bruv

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

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UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

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Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[hollow-nautilus]

I'll make it tiny so its not annoying

But, day 2 of trying to get to 1.1k followers. Current progress: 102 left

Follow, pls😔

[weirdo-offical]

we gonna test smt out

Like if you exist.

Reblog if you dont

[danndesigns]

[violet-hady]

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

[imb0ring]

I would too ngl

[oscarwetnwilde]

[astro-vee]

I will never not reblog this.

[mrositonegro-deactivated2020110]

Ding

[imb0ring]

fuck homophobia

[piendish]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[obsessivebookwormalert]

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

[kermitthebomber-offical]

🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨🚔☠️

Im showinf pride and then the police kill me?

[laciffo-natas]

✅🌹❄️🪽🎀

???? LET IT GOO???????

[astronaut-offical]

🪄🗣🔥👋🫶

I don't know how to interpret this...

[plague-doctor--offical]

🫁🦠🌻🚧🎭

I get a lung infection from smelling a sunflower, it makes me crash my car on the way to the theater

[bubble-official]

💔👀💀🇺🇸✨ I watch someone have their heart broken and then America dies with sparjles

[king-of-oreo]

💛🖤🫶✨👈 awwwww

Just a bunch of love <333

[cloudiepuff]

💔🤍🫂⭐️✌️

…….I’ll get my heart broken but find friendship instead, and I’ll become a famous peace advocate???

[memermindset]

[loco-the-wolf]

i did

[cloudiepuff]

ehhh not quite

I’m still a freak tho

[loco-the-wolf]

whar

[cloudiepuff]

woof woof bark bark~ /j

[fuckupwithashotgun]

New experiment!

Reblog if you platonically say I love you to ur friends, comment or like if you think that's weird!

[memermindset]

[loco-the-wolf]

i did

[cloudiepuff]

ehhh not quite

I’m still a freak tho

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[random-indian-girl]

Trans people with mango allergies, gimme your mangos.

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[cornstarch-official]

I'm volunteering @kiwi-thefruit get them.

[weirdo-offical]

i volunteer me self

[cloudiepuff]

depends on the torture 🧐

[killer-offical]

its the /not freaky torture btw. im gonna be flaying you and pulling out finger nails

[cloudiepuff]

no thanks then, I got a date tonight (it’s a docuseries about a person with DID and all of his alters are either little babies who are scared of older men or literal fucking criminals but they all love a form of artistic expression)

[killer-offical]

okay what if it is /freaky torture

[cloudiepuff]

I’m down, I’ll need precise coordinates and a time though (I’ll be screaming and crying most of the time dw)

[killer-offical]

oh, great. at [insert coordinates], 3pm.

[cloudiepuff]

got it. I’ll be there in -1.75 hours (I’m in est, what time zone do I go to bruv)

[killer-offical]

when its 3pm for you.

[cloudiepuff]

3pm already passed for me today???

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[narinder-offical]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

@len-the-antagonist @7-eleven-offical @did-someone-say-divorce @unstable-bird @life-wife-stealer-gen @chickfila-offical @ena-the-eepy @satan-offical @pukicho @pokemonheritageposts @pokemon

[unstable-bird]

PLS SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS

@dying-pen-offical @satan-offical plus @narinder-offical’s tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Woah WHAT the FFUUU—*gets run over*

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @amnesia-offical @death-offical @grisha-offical @da-police-offical @britishtea-again @transmasc-offical @genderqueer-offical @unlabelled-offical @unshipper-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @satan-offical (sorry for tagging you again) @star-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @herobrine-offical @somebody-offical uhm random people go!!!!

[britishtea-again]

this genuinely pisses me off

I get some people in this world are homophobic but do they really have to go this far but disrespecting their rights? OUR AMERICAN DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE STATES, FUCKING STATES, that EVERY yes EVERY SINGLE PERSON STANDING ON AMERICAN SOIL, must be treated with equality, additionally being provided with inalienable rights. This applies to trans people too. They are human, not an object to be throwing and putting labels on.

Why do the conservatives have to deny every queer thing? Like come fucking on, I get it that majority of you are respecting your religion but do you know the phrase “be yourself?” If a person isnt what they believe they are, let them modify into someone they think is them. God fucking dammit give me a break

uhm tags…?

@nefariouslittleschemer @paranoia-offical @s0l4rb4llsf4n @mtx-art @da-police-offical @moonjellyfisho @laciffo-natas @satan-offical (sorry again to u satan 😭) @no-one-offical @heterosexuality-official

[snurphlee]

please please please at least reblog this even if you don't live in the us!! i am so fucking pissed that this is happening as a trans teen. not only will it make it harder to be accepted in my red state of texas, it will put a target on my head even if my parents give permission for me to be marked as male. genuinely fuck the government.

@theloverislost @dandelion-cryptid @extra-extra-unhinged @youllstealannuduh @burnininhell @xxmichaelplayer1xx @gaysfordionysus @sunnfl0w3rr @b33brained @newsiesiswhyimhere @iheartgaymusicals @whimsy-creature @a-literal-tornado @newsiesforever1899 @specss-missing-shoe @frankenspade @crunchie-morris @viscupcakecait @crunchie-morris @eldest-daughter-syndrome @crazymadeline @atthispointeverythingischaos @daisygaiaz

[silly-blue-gosling]

keep trans kids safe

spread the word, even if you dont live in the U.S.

@boatemholes @itshamwich @aroace-ryland-grace @mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles @liamthesnail @echora-aura @spenchag @originalsphererook @twohourstoolong @llamasocks-lou @lessthcn3 @dino-the-raptor @bl00dlungs @theenickknack @thefourthnorn @xergogyl @xiomara-voidtree25

[echora-aura]

“If all you old men were hares on the mountain / how many young girls would take guns and go huntin’?” (Magnanimity by Rabbitology)

I saw this earlier this week. God I’m so tired of this goddamn administration. Keep trans kids alive and creeps away from our fucking bodies.

Tagging mutuals as always, thank you @silly-blue-gosling for the tag

@liamthesnail @sir-froggs @swagerly @lynx-of-clouds (Ik the rule but I’m breaking it bc this is important ^^) @hyperfixatedmythosgirl @stankycheez @ruginabug @buymyfinepies @randomperson3071 @crypticraccoon96 @m0thwithaflashlight @kounelisbrunch @sothis39

@hashediedyet pls make a post abt this if you can 🩵

[hyperfixatedmythosgirl]

aha i dont live in the us but i got a trans friend and i adore alot of trans characters mannn these ppl need to drop dead for me.

Ty @deepestbear-phantom and @echora-aura for ur tags.

dunno if u are all okay with this but. @corpse-not-found @catboy-tdick @cookiecat-7388new @totallyjapanese @kiememi @pregnantradford @nuclearmushroom @echora-aura @reveand @sir-froggs @sincerelykreiburg @providence0314 @inkamations @echoabi @a-planetary-black-hole327 @hatterandothers @sanfezu @stormyskyesss @runrabitrunrun-thecringeremake @runrabitrunrunrun   @t0as1y @sincerelykreiburg @kiememi @reveand @stormyskyesss @bladevoyager @sol-arsystem @solarflaresdaddyissues @solemisu  @victoria33787 @viorel-lette @caminatiom @fachiffee @oul-author @angeleyedxx @roastedcherry @tipsynilly @kuipermoth @axi-x1a @emaleighw @b1eeding-sun

avengers assemble ig

[stormyskyesss]

I have multiple trans friends and although I’ve already seen this short it’s still crazy important.

@evadstra @thebreadanon @s33k-gung1rl @moonkidxd @askalldanganronpa @angeleyedxx @cheekytownstudios @mydreamchaos uhhhhhj Idk who to tag 💔

[killer-offical]

gonna tie up some folks and torture them, anyone willing to be my victim

[cornstarch-official]

I'm volunteering @kiwi-thefruit get them.

[weirdo-offical]

i volunteer me self

[cloudiepuff]

depends on the torture 🧐

[killer-offical]

its the /not freaky torture btw. im gonna be flaying you and pulling out finger nails

[cloudiepuff]

no thanks then, I got a date tonight (it’s a docuseries about a person with DID and all of his alters are either little babies who are scared of older men or literal fucking criminals but they all love a form of artistic expression)

[killer-offical]

okay what if it is /freaky torture

[cloudiepuff]

I’m down, I’ll need precise coordinates and a time though (I’ll be screaming and crying most of the time dw)

[killer-offical]

oh, great. at [insert coordinates], 3pm.

[cloudiepuff]

got it. I’ll be there in -1.75 hours (I’m in est, what time zone do I go to bruv)

[weirdo-offical]

If u need friend I here :)

[lancer-coolguy]

Ho ho ho!!! Hello, friend who’s name I don’t know!

[weirdo-offical]

well now ur my grandchild

[cloudiepuff]

Hey, uhh, mootie? Why not child instead of grandchild? Have you decided to give a user to one of your children like adoption on behalf of them???

[weirdo-offical]

lmao, one of me and @kiwi-thefruit kids (@killer-offical ) had a kid, and thats their kid in the reblog

[cloudiepuff]

ahhhh that makes more sense. enjoy spoiling your grandchild, then