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Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene
Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity
in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene
From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny
Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean
#do you bite your thumb at me sir?#i do bite my thumb sir#but not like#in a gay way (via theladyragnell)
Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo
And so Adieu
"Fare thee well! and if for ever,
Still for ever, fare thee well:"
-Lord Byron
everyone else was doing it & i'm the jealous type.
1. Story of your last kiss.
2. Where is your favourite place to shop for underwear?
3. What do you get complimented on the most?
4. What does your favourite sweater look like?
5. How many saved messages do you have on your phone?
6. When was the last time someone told you that they liked you?
7. What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
8. What is your favourite perfume/cologne?
9. Describe your best friend in one sentence.
10. What is your favourite drink from Starbucks?
11. How long does it take for you to get ready in the morning?
12. Describe the last 5 people you have kissed in one word each.
13. What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
14. Why did you initially make a Tumblr?
15. Describe the last formal event you went to.
16. How many times have you been in love?
17. What were your top 3 moments of 2011?
18. List all the social networking sites you are on.
19. If you could get a plane ticket to anywhere, where would you go?
20. What sports did you play as a child?
21. What would your perfect boy/girl be like?
22. What is your favourite food at Thanksgiving dinner?
23. What is your highest mark in school right now?
24. Who do you think is the hottest celebrity?
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.
1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’
2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.
3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.
4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”
5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.
6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.
7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.
8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.
9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.
10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”
11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”
12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.
13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.
14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.
15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.
18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.
19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.
20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.
21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.
22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.
23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.
24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.
25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.
29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.
30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.
31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.
33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.
34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.
36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.
37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’
38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’
39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.
40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.
41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.
42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.
43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’
44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.
45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.
48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.
49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’
50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.
51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.
52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.
53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.
54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!
55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’
56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again: “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”
57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.
58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.
59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.
60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.
61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.
62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’
do you ever just laugh maniacally at a picture of an actor and then just clasp your hands together all serious and say “no”
you all better still be on tumblr when i’m blogging about my hip replacements and shipping my granddaughter with the nice boy who feeds all my cats
INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.
This shit is dope.
no velociraptor gonna open that no sir no way
it’s not all bad being a frost giant
aaaaaaaaaaaa this is so cute aaaaaaaa ;____;
The lost princes
Bruce’s List
galangal
ginger root
lemongrass
chamomile, peppermint & ginseng teas
new toaster (sorry)
new microwave (really sorry)
the cheapest pants you can find (you didn’t need to see that and I apologise)
THOR
THREE PLUMP OXEN
FOUR BARRELS OF MEAD
AS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)
HABANERO PEPPERS
POPTARTS
THOR (after some advice from Steve)
THREE PLUMP OXEN
FOUR BARRELS OF MEAD
AS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)
HABANERO PEPPERS
POPTARTS
Natasha:
duct tape
tequila
1 pack tupperware boxes
1 large pack plain candles
3 packs AA batteries
rubber gloves
bleach
Cheerios
Tony:
what the hell is a grocery list
is this what poor people do
usually food just kind of arrives?
Steve’s Shopping List
Eggs
Bread (brown please)
Milk
Plain flour
Bacon
Steaks (?)
Butter
Potatoes
Popcorn!!!
Corned Beef
Do they still make Ovaltine?
Clint wants:
barbecue tongs
charcoal
gasoline
hot dogs
buns
WHY IS THERE NO MUSTARD IN THIS HOUSE GODDAMN
tequila (unless already on Natasha’s list)
Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (she always forgets)
limes
new oven mitts (THANKS BRUCE)
new apron (REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN THE KITCHEN BUDDY)
do we even own a barbecue?
I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.
