jokes on you, you stupid men

|| Caroline | 30 | Florida || have u heard the good news about our lord and savior king gizzard and the lizard wizard

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[tsarwars]

fuck I just spent all evening mixing transitions on a playlist literally only I will enjoy and I'm not even close to being done or satisfied with what I've done so far

[bobdylanyaoi]

behind a drum set is an underrated place for a cuck chair

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ryebreadgf]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[dogpuppy]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[loveridden1999]

[scarecrowbutch]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[yms1]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[heavensghost]

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh