jokes on you, you stupid men

|| Caroline | 30 | Florida || have u heard the good news about our lord and savior king gizzard and the lizard wizard

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ryebreadgf]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[dogpuppy]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[loveridden1999]

[scarecrowbutch]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[yms1]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[heavensghost]

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

[vintagewildlife]

White egrets "kissing" as part of their mating ritual By: Tokutaro Tanaka From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

[pmamtraveller]

Sky and Water I by M.C. Escher

[tsarwars]

so what do you when you can't lock in after taking a considerable amount of adderall and are listening to music you typically like but just isn't hitting now and you're stuck at work and also mentally stuck and all you want to do is go home and engage in your hobbies and your clothes feel uncomfortable and you're also a little horny

asking for a friend

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing