The Cantans Classicist

They/them. I started this tumblr after I attended my first Latin (JCL) convention in high school, and now I am a high school Latin teacher.

[memorycycle]

hey girl wanna come back to my place and chew on the ethernet cable

[fuddlyduddly]

[lizardsfromspace]

Sherlock Holmes looked up from his book. "My dear Watson, the only thing I love more than respecting women and having feelings is being in a gay triad with you and Winnie the Pooh. Let's hook up with the Great Gatsby," he said, 100% legally

[unclefather]

[helloitsbees]

[certifiedsoupposts]

certified soup post

[ritavonbees]

Untitled Gelt Game

[neverwhere]

It’s a beautiful day in Jerusalem and you are leading the Maccabean revolt

[iraffiruse]

[ynnuf]

You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.

[theweirdwideweb]

How Charlie Chaplin accomplished this amazing special effect in his 1937 film “Modern Times”. 

[thesassyducks]

Seagull updates cat on latest gossip

(via @9GAG)

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

[silverjirachi]

a frog made this post

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thoodleoo]

[theory-ov-everything]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

wow

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I lost it at the fucking chess pieces

[fiddlesolo]

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

[1953swan]

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

[bellas-orange-jansport-deactiva]

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

[maximumsunshine]

I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.

[ghostresidues]

donna tartt: *writes a book about why being pretentious, arrogant and classist is very bad*

certain people: hmmm i think donna is telling me that being pretentious, arrogant and classist is very sexy

[valtsv]

THE Nonbinary Mood™ is the constant desire to escape the limitations of a perceivable physical form

[valtsv]

NB stands for 'No Body'

[kayvsworld]

Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

[galwednesday]

Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything

[kayvsworld]

THANK YOU!!! asking the REAL questions

[markv5]

Ученым удалось впервые получить фото кота Шредингера в момент перехода между квантовыми состояниями….

[moonlit-sewers]

[jkl-fff]

This is a brilliant piece of the tumblr art genre.

[sweetanyways]

a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense

[malwizard]

ah! regular academia