A Fish Is A Bird

[cloudphoenix667]

I’m back!

Sorry for being gone for so long everyone  I just kinda lost interest in this site and instead decided to concentrate more on my YouTube, Wattpad, and Warrior Cats Online accounts but now I’m back and ready to post!

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Everyone gets one death guaranteed, except those weird jellyfish that are immortal. I haven't figured out how they work yet, but goddammit I am coming for them.

Death, Purgatony ep. 8

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TO ANYBODY WHO HAS READ “THE ILLUMINAE FILES BY AMIE KAUFMAN AND JAY KRISTOFF”

PLEASE RB THIS I WANNA FOLLOW YOU AND RANT AND ELIHEGOIEGH THIS TRILOGY HAS KILLED ME OKAY

[cloudphoenix667]

Hey there everyone!

So, it’s been quite a bit since I've uploaded a post but it was for a good reason, I've been helping in the fight to save an endangered species that very few people know about.

This creature is known as the Silver Winged Salmon Dog

This mysterious creature has the long, sleek, scaly body of a salmon with four wolf-like legs and paws and silver hawk wings.

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I don't matter (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/OzwsqEzvHW read if you want to...or don't...I don't really care...it's a short story btw

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D&D

So, I play a decent amount of D&D with my brothers and sister but I found this one moment pretty funny...

So, my older brother (DM) told me that just outside where I had set up camp, a pack of wolves was starring daggers into me. So, after a while of thinking, I told him I would like to stare swords at them. He looked at me blankly, wide-eyed for a moment then told me to roll my D 20 for an intimidation check...I got a 20 and I had a +2 in intimidation.

So, I scared off an entire pack of wolves by looking up and starring at them.

[cloudphoenix667]

So, I haven’t been typing much lately but that’s because I’ve been addicted to this game called Marapets. In this game you can collect, create, and name adorable little creatures! I personally like it because I love adorable animals and this game is full of them! You can also use your pets to battle and gain stats as well as go to school to get better at art, geography, science, ect. But, one of the things about this game that I find the most cool is that there is an auction system where people can bid for items that people have auctioned as well as pets! You can also friend other people on the game to battle, trade, or even just to talk! If you want to check it out (which you really should) go to https://www.marapets.com/refer.php?id=Kibod

and join today!

[cloudphoenix667]

How Japan got involved in world war 1

Japan is friends with Britain, Britain is friends with Belgium, and Germany was moving through Belgium to kick France’s ass, cause France was friends with Austria, and Austria was trying to kick Serbia’s ass cause a driver made a wrong turn. So Germany declared war on France and Austria, Britain Declared war on Germany, Austria declared war on Serbia and Japan decided to take some islands and shit from Germany. Finally, Japan got to sit at the big boy table and keep its islands and shit.

Confused yet?

[cloudphoenix667]

A fish is a bird that looked at tropical birds and said “Yeah, no, screw you guys imma go to the ocean.” Then looked at pelicans and said “Hey, I bet I can stay underwater for longer!” Until, finally, it decided that the ocean was much prettier than where everyone else was and that it would be a better idea to stay there forever.

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[cloudphoenix667]

Okay, so, I’m not sure if it’s just me but has anyone else realized that we pronounce it Pirates of the Cari-bbe-an when it SHOULD be pronounced Pirates of the Caribbean!?

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Friend: Well you can just go duck yourself!

Me: Uh, don't you mean fu-

Friend: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!

[cloudphoenix667]

*sits down at a table at Long John Silvers and an employee comes to take his order*

Employee: Excuse me sir, what would you like to order?

Customer: I'll just have some fish and chicken.

Employee: Right away sir.

*the employee leaves then returns a few minutes later with a plate of breaded fish and chicken*

Employee: here you are sir!

Customer: Thanks! Just one question

Employee: What is it sir?

Customer: which is the fish and which is the chicken?

Employee: *leans in close and whispers* Nobody knows until you start eating.

[cloudphoenix667]

When the teacher asks you to do something and then asks, “why the Hell are you doing that and not this!?”

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So, I’ve been thinking...fish

Fish, they’re such interesting creatures both in the way they work internally and in the way they work externally but, here’s the thing, why in the Hell does there have to be so many of them!? Was God just on drugs and was all like “Hey, why don’t we take these thousand different fish and give them each a different version with something new and then give those versions something new and so on and so forth.” Like, why does there have to be like fifty types of tuna and thirty seven million types of minnows!? And don’t even get me started on insects...

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Steve

Okay so, awhile moved to a new house that has this huge tree right next to the front door. When I was walking into the house with my brother he pointed up at the tree and I saw a sharp stick that was stuck between two lower hanging branches just out of my reach. So my brother leans over to me and whispers in my ear, “dude, it’s a javelin stick” and we both laughed like crazy.

Almost a month later, I was walking out of the house with my family right behind me. I turned to stare up at the stick and for some unknown reason I yelled, “Hi Steve!” and everyone started cracking up.

I have been living in this house for 3 years now and still my friends and family all call the stick Steve.

[cloudphoenix667]

Pikachu: Pika-Pika!

Bulbasaur: Bulba!

Squirtle: Squirtle!

Charmander: Char-Char!

Meowth: ...seriously guys?