No officer I cannot tell you what i was doing at the night of the murder but I CAN do a really good Ronald McDonald impression wanna see?
Sir, we saw you pulling the knife out of that KFC employee’s neck. Confess already.
I'm lovin' it! parapapapa!
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No officer I cannot tell you what i was doing at the night of the murder but I CAN do a really good Ronald McDonald impression wanna see?
Sir, we saw you pulling the knife out of that KFC employee’s neck. Confess already.
I'm lovin' it! parapapapa!
No officer I cannot tell you what i was doing at the night of the murder but I CAN do a really good Ronald McDonald impression wanna see?
Houses have walls and a door, that's it
Look at this loser. They dont even know about the portal to the 6th dimension all houses have. Pathetic.
OK İ REALİZED MY MİSTAKE NOW WHERE DO İ FİND GOOD SHİTPOSTS
There is no shitpost. Only pain.
Descend into the dark pits of tumblr as you desperately look for good shitpost content, only to be met by utter and repulsive failure.
But even so, you'll never leave. You will continue to look, as your mind and soul slowly decays into nothing but ash.
Then one day, you will look back at all of it. You will realize how much time and energy you have wasted looking for something. Something you have never found. You will be consumed by despair, and slowly perish in the dark pits of this place. Leaving nothing, but the memory of a broken man, never to be seen again.
Or you know, just go trough the #shitpost tags.
peccadillo is a marvelous word we should use it more
@jiguz you’re thinking of an armadillo. a peccadillo is a musical instrument similar to a small flute, but higher pitched.
No, that’s a piccolo, Peccadillo is the name of that captain of the Enterprise in TNG
No, that’s Picard. A peccadillo is a Latin American military or political leader.
No, that's caudillo. A peccadillo is the portuguese word for "sin".
There is probably people out there who unironically write fiction between historical characters and that makes my skin peel
Just remembered horrible histories was a thing, and now I'm question how I forgot it
Just wait until noxen finds out about the hamilton fandom
I want a pet cabbage
It's 2020 why can't we ride vacuum cleaners like horses yet
Imagine if fish could teleport
Like, you'd just be sitting on the couch and suddenly a salmon would just come flying on your face
I think that'd be cool
Not with that attitude
Imagine if fish could teleport
Like, you'd just be sitting on the couch and suddenly a salmon would just come flying on your face
I think that'd be cool
Why did Tumblr tell me, through a notification, that I have a crush on gaud?
It's warning you. It's telling you to run before you're consumed by it. Tumblr already saw many souls being charmed in by Gaud's aura only to never see the light of day. It can't stand to see any more casualties.
Printers are the electronic equivalent of that one guy in the group project who only tells everyone they didn't do their part on the day of the presentation
Went to the dentist for the first time after 5 years of atrocious irregular brushing habits and NO cavities, my teeth are perfect, I HAVE ONCE AGAIN ESCAPED THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS I HAVE LEARNED NOTHING
These are the perks of being a main character
Holy shit remember 4 years ago when we were sincerely making jokes about how 2016 was such an awful year???
2016 and 2020 is like when the main villain of the first season turns out to just be a minion working for the bigger, final villain