Run.

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiick...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Did you... call Undertale a webcomic? SIR???

i haven’t read it

[sinfullysweetpersona]

I think you got Homestuck and Undertale confused?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why would i have seen the sequel if i never watched the original

[the-blue-droogen]

This caused me physical pain

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m just not into kids cartoon shows

[drakethedeep]

….You’ve clearly referenced  gravity falls at least once in your posts.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I make an exception for anime

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everyone likes the originals with macaulay culkin but I honestly preferred the 3rd movie

[shrikesvalley-deactivated202310]

this post is cursed like medusa was cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

looking at this post turns your brain to stone

[squeakitties]

[spine-licker]

Yeah you can arrest me ociffer but you can unfuck the dog

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[night-dragon937]

hmm i think so

[schrodingers-fyke]

I dont know if I could but I will sure try

[nephiliumpotterpjochasewholock-6]

definitely 

[vadergf]

for sure😌😌😌

[nick-is-kinda-dum]

well, my icon is a rainbow, and rainbows are gay, and being gay is illegal in some places, so…

Maybe?

[garlic-bread-addicted-vampire]

Unus Annus memes could kill a man

[hadleyfrasergender]

…could he?

[garlic-bread-addicted-vampire]

Eef couldn’t kill a man

However as we saw in their attempt at the sensory deprivation tank, 

Unus could kill a man

[spine-licker]

E

[spine-licker]

for some reason[12:39 PM]the beginning of the song[12:39 PM]when the piano is the only sound you hear[12:40 PM]it sounds like the start of a minecraft parody[12:40 PM]it just feels like its gonna be a minecraft parody[12:40 PM]its not but idk man its weird[12:40 PM]i bet when the cock is blue and parallel it is a minecraft parody in another dimension[12:42 PM]idk man[12:42 PM]i mean isnt that how anime works[12:42 PM]they’re all female in the end[12:43 PM]there is no such thing as anime boys[12:43 PM]they’re all girls[12:43 PM]asexual reproduction[12:43 PM]that isnt a cock[12:43 PM]its a third arm[12:43 PM]that comes from a messed up asexual reproduction[12:44 PM]they refill the cum when they put their[12:44 PM]‘dick’ in a warm glass of milk[12:44 PM]its obvious[12:44 PM]yeah[12:44 PM]they reproduce asexually but since anime is fricked up then deformities are common[12:45 PM]thats where the ‘dick’ comes from in hentai[12:45 PM]i mean in anime you never see dicks do you[12:45 PM]only hentai has dicks[12:45 PM]which means that its safe to assume that hentai is a way for deformed people to get a job

[snowcakestudios]

An-and who stole my brain and put it here?

[spine-licker]

this is my original thoughts it was something that came out when my friend and i started talking about anime buys

[spine-licker]

for some reason[12:39 PM]the beginning of the song[12:39 PM]when the piano is the only sound you hear[12:40 PM]it sounds like the start of a minecraft parody[12:40 PM]it just feels like its gonna be a minecraft parody[12:40 PM]its not but idk man its weird[12:40 PM]i bet when the cock is blue and parallel it is a minecraft parody in another dimension[12:42 PM]idk man[12:42 PM]i mean isnt that how anime works[12:42 PM]they're all female in the end[12:43 PM]there is no such thing as anime boys[12:43 PM]they're all girls[12:43 PM]asexual reproduction[12:43 PM]that isnt a cock[12:43 PM]its a third arm[12:43 PM]that comes from a messed up asexual reproduction[12:44 PM]they refill the cum when they put their[12:44 PM]'dick' in a warm glass of milk[12:44 PM]its obvious[12:44 PM]yeah[12:44 PM]they reproduce asexually but since anime is fricked up then deformities are common[12:45 PM]thats where the 'dick' comes from in hentai[12:45 PM]i mean in anime you never see dicks do you[12:45 PM]only hentai has dicks[12:45 PM]which means that its safe to assume that hentai is a way for deformed people to get a job

[spine-licker]

i bet when the cock is blue and parallel it is a minecraft parody in another dimension

[spine-licker]

i got banned from fortnite for obstruction of justice

[snowcakestudios]

*sips tea* Jon… What you do this time?….

[spine-licker]

something insane

[spine-licker]

did your dentist shoes fall off yet or are you still named Frauen sind Brot

[spine-licker]

what if one day only your right nipple becomes a big pimple and the mass of your boob is how much puss there is in it and if you pop it free shower right

[snowcakestudios]

Skj- Hsj- with were you on???

[spine-licker]

heated snow and extremely lewd handholding

[spine-licker]

i got banned from fortnite for obstruction of justice

[spine-licker]

what the hell

[spine-licker]

what if one day only your right nipple becomes a big pimple and the mass of your boob is how much puss there is in it and if you pop it free shower right

[spine-licker]

Trains can’t what

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[prinxieties]

I got Donald Duck wtf

[thekatqueen23]

Boop

[ghostswithoutjournals]

whoah???

[fallington-ashes]

I got a sparkly man with changing backgrounds; flowers/nature, and rainbows. 

[whomstved-yallaintve]

I’m curious

[buffmanovargas]

SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[done-with-your-bs]

It’s…still just an egg…

[trapsuprxme]

I-

Wow that egg really hates British people doesn’t it?

[entropicboyhaver-deactivated202]

I got a really gay Nick Cage, like mega rainbow sparkly, and its just him in a white suit.

[wari-os]

i got nick cage but he has a rainbow

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Please work..

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[raekens-theo]

FOUND IT HOE

[segaalien]

Found it

[ghostofdq-deactivated20171111]

OMG ._. keep this going round, please!

[novadust86]

because why the fuck not

[spine-licker]

You should really look up Ruth Bader Ginsburg's career, or maybe watch a movie. She made some of her landmark victories by defending _men_ against gender discrimination, thus establishing that _no one_ should be discriminated against 'on the basis of sex'. (that last phrase is the title of the recommended movie.)

Did you just come out with this outta the blue, or did you see something and asked me based on that?