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connecting the dots...

i had a whole post written about how ford is included in the anomalies and antagonists polaroids rather than being beside the shack family photo and the "mystery in the mystery shack" line and his place in the narrative but then tumblr ate the post so instead im here to again ask: who is taking these photos of ford looking hard af

if the intro shot is meant to be polaroids actually taken by someone, my money is definitely on dipper or Mostly dipper and the occasional mabel inclusion-- and so my guess for the tbob photo is that this is also a dipper contribution

however . i think it would be much funnier if ford was setting a timer up and posing himself. after all this is the guy that likes to draw himself like this and casually hits these poses

enteleqia

nenoname

truffle-worm

I was bored today so I made some Ford sprites and a walking animation gif.

I've never made anything like this before so sorry if it looks scuffed.

Stan version

nenoname

they actually do the t-rex hands way less than i remembered

biggielean

See you guys in 9 months

orxinus

never change, tumblr

polls: @need-him-pregnant-poll

itslikepoetrythat

I kid you not, that was the first post I saw.

Propaganda of him.

Pregnant.

oriondrawsstuff

Listen.

I had a vision.

Young and old mm!Ford belong to @orxinus ! And uh the voice is my voice btw.

Individual frames under the cut.

orxinus

where did the years go

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanford ‘Ford’ Pines (Gravity Falls)

Julian Bashir (Star Trek)

Voting ended onJun 30, 2025

[Poll 2, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]