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im just a regular guy!

[clown-an0n]

digital circus may be full of murder but at least theres no taxes

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official clown theme song (this song was not created by me) (thank you cindy)

[important note: clown is aroace, do not flirt with him /srs]

you know the deal. its me! mod soup!

clown goes by he/they. he is a very colorful not strange at all creature.

tags time!

ringleader soup -> modpost

honk honk -> text post

silly clown cars -> reblogs

entertainment for all -> asks

felicia's posts -> felicia (narrator) asks, posts, etc

caleb's posts -> caleb asks, posts, etc

clownette's posts -> clownette asks, posts, etc

the silly possibly evil duo -> vamp and clown chaos

other tags: lore and important, which are self explanatory

normal text is in character

>>this is narration

[and this is mod but i'll probably talk in tags for narration for the most part]

[clown-an0n]

boils you. Little cunt

WHART HT FUCK AUHJHGHKJUHH AU UH GHJJHHJKSADHJ U HGH UHGH JRJfdsujFHSHSDfhsdg AHSDHKA

[clown-an0n]

[a collection of various asks that i wanted to draw. go my clown and clownettes]

[clown-an0n]

i will singlehandedly keep you from being euthanized again oomf . in theory you are now real because you are in my sketchbook

(i cant be bothered to post this on my blog okay :heart: yay :heart: now you get to open tumblr and see my art again)

yes. YES. MORE!!!!!!!!! put me into the REAL WORLD. UNLEASH ME i swear i will do NO harm

[clown-an0n]

its close enough to christmas unfortunately i do find your vibes enriching so ive taken it upon myself to draw a portrait in your likeness because we all know how it went last time i gave you a weapon as a gift. how was the multi-month euthanization btw ive been seeing all the shit go down we need whimsy back in the circus

YES. YES. This is a SUFFICIENT OFFERING. or christmas gift or whatever. but maybe you could give me a weapon again as a teeny tiny bonus too! Just maybe.

also the euthanization was GREAT, thanks! now i look CHARMING and SILLY and it means people will FALL FOR MY SCHEMES. its GLORIOUS!!!!!

[clown-an0n]

[clwon] [i did a little pinterest outfit for this one]

[ru-bwee]

adding a warning for Hitting the slay button or something too hard just incase im not trying 2 get cancelled out here

skip the formalities came up on my home page and Women... In suits... felicia fan 2500 strikes again

@clown-an0n @taocc-updates

[ru-bwee]

okay because im so swag and awesome im reposting the art . whatever go my open casket funeral

@clown-an0n @taocc-updates

[clown-an0n]

[felicia content yay.. also a slight body study?? im a little proud of it i think. also she gets to look pretty yauy :)]

[clown-an0n]

I’ll make sure to give it to him…

… happy new year by the way!

— @master-dealmaker

..Oh, is it already past midnight?- Well, happy new years!!

Here's to.. Many more years of friendship, yea?..

>>Caleb mimes holding a wine glass, since he doesn't have one, and toasts it to the air.

[clown-an0n]

oh come ON. You know what I meant.

If it helps, you’re like, my FAVORITE dork out of the 17 or 18 I know.

if not, then you are definitely top 5.

— @master-dealmaker

..Awh, really?.. Well, you're my favorite dork as well.

..oh, yeah, also. I got something for Sami!!

>>Caleb hands Nikolai another, smaller box.

[clown-an0n]

… pfft.

*he puts the bracelet on, and smiles*

You’ve always been such a fucken dork. An awesome dork, but SUCH a fucken dork.

— @master-dealmaker

Hey!!! I'm not a dork!! Or- Well, I'm not that much of a dork..

Can't believe you'd call me a dork, and right after I give you a present too.. How mean!!!

>>Caleb dramatically crosses his arms, trying (and failing) to hide his smile.

[clown-an0n]

…. Oh! Uh… thanks!

… nice packing job…

*he opens the gift, and…*

— @master-dealmaker

>>It's two bottles of Nikolai's favorite alcohol, half of a friendship bracelet with a little notecard, and a variety of comfort snacks.

I-I know it's not a lot, but I thought you'd like it!! Hopefully..

I, uh.. Made the bracelet myself!

>>The bracelet has light blue and dark blue beads, with a little charm that's half of a heart.

>>Caleb nervously holds up his wrist, revealing that he has a similiar bracelet, but in shades of red.

[clown-an0n]

… what are you planning…?

— @master-dealmaker

Oohhh, welllll... Mmmm..

>>..He sighs.

I supposee I might as well give you this now, since I'm kinda late to Christmas anyways..

>>He reveals what he's holding with a grin: a medium-sized boxed, wrapped very neatly with a bow on top!

Merry.. Christmas? New Years?- Whatever, just take the present man!

[clown-an0n]

… hey Caleb.

*It’s! Niko!!!*

— @master-dealmaker

>>It looks like Caleb is working on something, which.. he immediately hides behind his back when he hears Niko's voice.

Oh!! Niko! Hey!!

>>He's grinning a little too excitedly..

[clown-an0n]

*A gift wrapped box and a card addressed to Caleb has been left for him*

“Hi Caleb,

Happy holidays! I hope you’re doing good and enjoying yourself. And I hope you like the cookies I sent you!

From Grif”

*The box has some stained-glass cookies in it, mostly stars and snowflakes in bright colors.*

-@gryphonanon

>>Caleb grins, admiring the cookies for a moment before actually biting into them. He makes a mental note to thank Grif the next time he sees him!!

>>...

>>..He sighs, turning his attention back to the blue scarf in his hands with a melancholy smile, reaching a hand up to adjust the pink scarf he's already wearing.

>>They would always match for Christmas. Always.

>>His mind wanders back to his memories outside of the circus. Excited shouting under a tree in a cozy home, surrounded by his family.. Thoughtful gifts from his friends..

>>He chuckles as he remembers how hard Zachariah tried to make it seem like he didn't care.

>>He would say he wishes he didn't take it for granted, but.. He never did in the first place. He cherished each and every memory..

>>..So instead, as he tilts his head up to watch the snow fall,

>>he wishes for the strength to keep going.

[clown-an0n]

[hi guys! soup here] [just some important stuff i wanna say (/NOTNEG JUST TO BE CLEAR!!!! i dont wanna worry anyone lmao]

[some interactions i am. ending. so i can do stuff with characters/not worry about said interactions] [so. heres the list]

zombie: thats been going on for a while and idk if id plans on continuing it? (if so just lmk) but. ya

silo: i dont remember if silo and lann left the bar but i think its safe to say they did

clown: i wanna retcon a bit of. caleb and clown's thing with carbine. specifically the bit after carbine gives caleb a hug (where clown runs off and caleb realizes felicia's in the circus)

one cause i want clown back for christmas and wanna redo the thing i was planning on doing. two because caleb needs some joyous whimsy

abayomi: abayomi and pharaoh and shadow have been walking for half a goddamn year 😭can we just pretend they got home a long time ago and have been silly since. pretty please

beezle: his interaction with kade has been a loose end for a while and i genuinely dont know how to write nor end the rest of it so. something something they had a silly little time. dont worry they will interact more btw i just didnt know how to finish that interaction specifically

car, mari, dell: never got the motivation to finish their interations unfortunately and i think its clear that they're all said and done. just wanted to put in writing.