cecelia

malicious white girl

[thoughtkick]

“I’m not afraid of my truth anymore, and I will not omit pieces of myself to make you more comfortable.”

— Alex Elle

[chromedhalia]

unfortunately you cannot take me to a haunted house i want to fuck the clown

[clown-lord]

YOU HEATHEN!!! YOU LUSTFUL TROGLODYTE!!! THIS IS WHY THE PLAGUE OF SEXY CLOWNS IS SWEEPING OUR NATIONS, THIS SCOURGE, THIS HORRIBLE RUINATION OF THE PURE BEING THAT IS THE CLOWN. YOU. YOU. YOUUUUUUUU.

[chromedhalia]

please forgive me, clown lord. i have sinned greatly. i seek rebirth for these terrible, lust filled wrongdoings of mine. please clown lord oh my god

[clown-lord]

I am glad that you seek to repent for your lust, and as the Clown Lord, I grant you forgiveness for your crimes and entry into The Utopia, so long as you reject the sexy e-clown and embrace the whimsical colourful Clowns of yore

[chromedhalia]

I will try, Clown Lord. My days from here on out will be spent tirelessly repenting for my sexy clown fantasies. I will wake at dawn to sit with my wrongdoings and ask the joyous clown-folk for guidance.

But, clown lord.. what do I do if my urges begin to pollute my very veins again? Please clown lord I need a mentor

[chromedhalia]

unfortunately you cannot take me to a haunted house i want to fuck the clown

[clown-lord]

YOU HEATHEN!!! YOU LUSTFUL TROGLODYTE!!! THIS IS WHY THE PLAGUE OF SEXY CLOWNS IS SWEEPING OUR NATIONS, THIS SCOURGE, THIS HORRIBLE RUINATION OF THE PURE BEING THAT IS THE CLOWN. YOU. YOU. YOUUUUUUUU.

[chromedhalia]

please forgive me, clown lord. i have sinned greatly. i seek rebirth for these terrible, lust filled wrongdoings of mine. please clown lord oh my god

[chromedhalia]

unfortunately you cannot take me to a haunted house i want to fuck the clown