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@jamies-shelf
Hello, my name is Jamie. I am a 51 year old nonbinary, lesbian, ex-librarian, parent, and follower of Jesus.
DNI:
- Minors
- My kids, this blog is private
- Homophobes, transphobes, racists, ableists, TERFs
- Anyone who is one of the above and uses God to justify your bigotry, disgusting.
- People who use AI, especially for writing and art
- (Landlord) haters
- Ant Haters
- Chr*stmas Enjoyers
I must find a place to get a quality cowboy hat. People need to look at me and think 'oh, that Clown both YEEs and HAWs.'
Y'all should check Cavenders o'Boot Barn, clownpoke. Any place that sells'a Stetson.
Thank you kindly for your advice, MotherHonkinCowgirl. I will check this out!! I hope to one day become a MotherHonkinCowClown.
I think that I saw a Cavenders. Shall we venture there?
So my mom texted me about the other night .
I'm sure everything's gonna be okay. 😬
This is alright. You have done the right thing. Marsha and I will adopt you once we find her.
What did Cypress' dad say?
He had been nagging Cypress incessantly about getting a job. Cypress was obviously quite uncomfortable so I offered a change in subject. I asked him what he did for a living. He told me he owned “Balaska’s Ant-agonizer”. I was excited to hear that his profession included Ants. My good friend The Queen being an ant from Texas I thought he and I would have much to discuss. To my horror he told me the slogan of his company “Ant-icipate the pest before they spread”. This man’s “job” did not simply involve ants, it was his job to kill ants. Never have I had such blind rage in my life. The millions of lives lost to this man. I could not take it. I hope that he has a horrible stay in the hospital.
You're friends with an ant?
oh god
Im so sorry. I didnt realize.
I hope he didn't hurt anyone you know.
Im sorry you had to hear that. Sorry that he DOES that.
All ants are sentient.
It is alright Cypress, you did not do anything wrong. You cannot control what your parents do.
What did Cypress' dad say?
He had been nagging Cypress incessantly about getting a job. Cypress was obviously quite uncomfortable so I offered a change in subject. I asked him what he did for a living. He told me he owned “Balaska’s Ant-agonizer”. I was excited to hear that his profession included Ants. My good friend The Queen being an ant from Texas I thought he and I would have much to discuss. To my horror he told me the slogan of his company “Ant-icipate the pest before they spread”. This man’s “job” did not simply involve ants, it was his job to kill ants. Never have I had such blind rage in my life. The millions of lives lost to this man. I could not take it. I hope that he has a horrible stay in the hospital.
@clown-lord are you alright?
I have not brawled like that since the Haunted House Incident...
MY BLOOD IS RUSHING
MY HEAD IS POUNDING
MY FISTS ARE kinda hurting actually ow
We shall patch you up when we return to the apartment. I believe we have some left over bandages from my ankle.
@clown-lord are you alright?
You sick man. You have killed hundreds, thousands, maybe even millions. What I have done to you is a mercy. What lows would you sink to for something you call a “job”. Despicable behavior from someone who describes himself as a Christian. I hope that you enjoy your stay in the hospital. Maybe when you are freed you will think twice before you take a life. And if you do not, maybe I will return to you.
I am going to kill this man.
This man is pissing me off. At least he has given me food.
My ankle continues to hurt and I grow restless in this apartment. There is nothing to do. I have been reading trying to ignore the stares from the strange person whose house I am in. I am not sure I like Texas.
HOW FIX SPRAINED ANKLE QUESTION???
You're going to need an arc welder.
oh ok !
I hope Texas has those...
You will stay away from me with that.
Earlier today we came upon a herd of cloaked figures gathered around a river. They all began jumping into the river one by one and I was quite distressed.
I later learned these were college graduates.
Allegra and I asked one of the college students for our location and they pointed to a large sign that said “Texas State University”. I told them that this was not helpful and that I would like to be pointed in the direction of North Carolina. They laughed at me, quite rudely, and told us that we were in central Texas and that North Carolina was quite far away.
I became frustrated and began to walk away before slipping on the water that was dripping off the graduates robes, spraining my ankle, and falling into the water. The graduate who had laughed at me helped me out of the water and told me their name was Cypress and offered to let me and Allegra stay on their couch in their studio apartment while my ankle heals. I hope that we are not in Texas for long.
Earlier today we came upon a herd of cloaked figures gathered around a river. They all began jumping into the river one by one and I was quite distressed.
I later learned these were college graduates.
Earlier today we came upon a herd of cloaked figures gathered around a river. They all began jumping into the river one by one and I was quite distressed.
what do you think the chances are, that y'all're indeed, in Texas?
Does this look like Texas to you?
are there signs that say Texas?
There are. I have been trying to deduce what this could possibly mean.
