Clown Ambulance

Vinny 🤡 Ur in bad shape if ur here ~Commissions open~

[clownambulance]

To kick us off here’s a sketch of ya boi, but more than just castlevania slut content this time. I’m expanding my sluttery to more things✍🏻

[clownambulance]

I have returned.

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[transjinako]

Classic issue between girls 

[yuli-the-bi]

all marked up 💋🩸

[the-patrex]

[the-patrex]

It's 4am. I'm allowed this.

[infected]

The Pianolesson, oil on panel, 1897

by Henriette Ronner-Knip (Dutch-Belgian, 1821-1909)

[chelbizzaro]

[cryling-art]

Did some sketches of Trevor Belmont last night 🍻✨ I like the line sketches more lately ❤️✨ I always wanted to draw him, but I never got around to it.

I think Trevor is realistic when it comes to attitude and sarcasm, but also an overall reality check. A harsh reality in a harsh darkened world.

[nicostiel]

Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne + Text Posts ♡

[obiwan]

ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN: 

[brightwanderer]

I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned “forever” into the only acceptable definition of success.

Like… if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it’s a “failed” business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don’t actually want to keep doing that, you’re a “failed” writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it’s a “failed” marriage.

The only acceptable “win condition” is “you keep doing that thing forever”. A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a “real” friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a “phase” - or, alternatively, a “pity” that you don’t do that thing any more. A fandom is “dying” because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.

I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it’s okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success… I don’t think that’s doing us any good at all.

[kellkyy]

Its from that meme

[sa2sugu]

alucard

[suazu]

[toasty-self-shipping]

self shippers tag your f/o part two