[clownbabyone]

overcoatundercover replied to your post: i don’t know whatwe’ll doif marvus dies

(psst it’s okay the teals say he’s stable.)

thank

the messiahs

[clownbabyone]

songstressor replied to your post: i don’t know whatwe’ll doif marvus dies

i’m sure he’ll pull through / are you a fan?

we go

to church together

my best friend lives with him

we’re

family

[clownbabyone]

i don’t know what

we’ll do

if marvus dies

[clownbabyone]

...

[clownbabyone]

justt33althings‌:

my hair is fin33! i was just tir33d and in a rush during that tim33!

i didnt hav33 tim33 to fix it. >:{ why do you sudd33nly car33 about m33? thought you dislik33d m33. 

i do dislike you

i just

don’t particularly

find fun

in watching you have to shave your head

because you let it get gross

[justt33althings]

@clownbabyone

#brush your hair

dont t33ll m33 what to do, dumbass.

[clownbabyone]

it’s just

friendly advice

you’re going

to get mats

[justt33althings]

i just r33c33ntly took this for th33 sw3333ptom33, f33lt lik33 sharing my fac33.

[clownbabyone]

twobodied‌:

i think we don’t understand you AND YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND US

because if you were one troll HE’D BE HERE WITH YOU, ALWAYS

you’d not have to share a moirail THEY’D JUST BE YOUR MOIRAIL

YOU DON’T SOUND AS IF YOU’RE ONE TROLL or is this just a place for half of you?

we got separated once

by some weird magic

it changed things

so it’s half

but also not half

one but also two

don’t ask for a better explanation

i’m gathering

you’re older than us

we’re only 4

[clownbabyone]

twobodied‌:

HOW PATHETIC IS IT OF YOU TO CONDEMN CONFUSION and the want to just understand what’s going on?

literally

just told you

can you also 

not read?

this is my blog

baizli got bored and stopped using theirs

that doesn’t make us

not one

obviously

[clownbabyone]

twobodied‌:

you aren’t one?

are you so

insecure

that you can’t have one thing

to yourself

without worrying that your bond

is broken?

or do you two

just have so little processing power

you can’t do two tasks at once?

both options

are kind of pathetic

to be honest

[clownbabyone]

twobodied‌:

BECAUSE WE ARE BAIZLI AND BARZUM

how can you be apart? why isn’t he with you?

that is how

tumblr works

sometimes i am barzum too

and he is! 

just not

on the blog

we’re still together :o)

we share almost everything

even a moirail

just not

this one thing!

[clownbabyone]

twobodied‌:

WAIT no you’re lying

and WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONLY BARZUM?

why would i lie

about that

that makes

no sense

also 

baizli had his own blog

we thought it would be a fun prank

but we decided it was dumb

so now it’s

just barzum

[clownbabyone]

twobodied‌:

WHAT IS WEIRD?

if you’re barzum and baizli

and i’m barzum

who’s driving 

the circus train

[twobodied]

@clownbabyone

HEYYYYY

we're late but

WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL!

[clownbabyone]

this is 

so weird

welcome to the

carnival yourselves

[clownbabyone]

purrbeasts replied to your post: purrbeasts replied to your post: ...

be careful, don’t strain yourself!

DON’T WORRY

THIS IS EASY

[clownbabyone]

purrbeasts replied to your post: purrbeasts replied to your post: ...

[]oh boy, he’s here[]

why is he fucking

HERE

OKAY 

GUESS WE’RE DOING THIS

[clownbabyone]

purrbeasts replied to your post: purrbeasts replied to your post: ...

[] hopefully it Works on scumbag goldbloods… i don’t knoW Why he alWays tries to bully me but i’m annoyed by it[]

i mean it should

i am the best at chucklevoodoos

but i’ll think on it

the best pranks

are the ones

nobody sees coming