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@twobodied

TWO BODIES (( ic blog for Barzum and Baizli Soleil. canon divergent. 18+ mun and muse, please read rules at /ooc ))

68 posts

i'm feeling better now but now barzum is out and this is

i'm feeding her microwave pizza

twobodied‌:

is there a camera in here thag we do not know of?

IMPOSSIBLE, WE TORE APART EVERY INCH OF THIS!

STUNTS and what we see outside of the windows, THROWING KNIVES AND LOOKING INSIDE THINGS, and things we wished were here

A camera ? Why are you asking about it ?

I’m not sure what you mean by ‘things you wish were here’. Ah, but what you see otuside, do you mean you draw landscapes ?

because you know things

YEAH AND PEOPLE AND OTHER THINGS

the lawn is a mess

#space lifeship

twobodied‌:

wE aRe ClOwNs!

WE LIKE TO PLAY and to paint

AnD yOu?

Oh, you alternate lower and upper cases when you talk together ? That’s so cute.

What games ? And what do you usually paint ?

is there a camera in here thag we do not know of?

IMPOSSIBLE, WE TORE APART EVERY INCH OF THIS!

STUNTS and what we see outside of the windows, THROWING KNIVES AND LOOKING INSIDE THINGS, and things we wished were here

#space lifeship

@twobodied

I’m supposing you’re two managing this blog… Are you twin maybe ?

My name is Jane, Jane Crocker.

are we twin?

TWINS, HELL YEAH!

barzum and BAIZLI HERE

You both type at the same time ? I’m guessing… One is the uppercase, and the other the lowercase ?

It is pretty interesting ! Hoo hoo.

Thought a little confusing too, maybe.

Nice to meet you two.

And who are you ? As in… As person ?

wE aRe ClOwNs!

WE LIKE TO PLAY and to paint

AnD yOu?

#space lifeship

@twobodied

I’m supposing you’re two managing this blog… Are you twin maybe ?

My name is Jane, Jane Crocker.

are we twin?

TWINS, HELL YEAH!

barzum and BAIZLI HERE

#space lifeship

we found out it's baizli. he is currently sleeping. this is always weird

WE FEEL weak

:o(

we haven't posted in a few nights AND TUMBLR STARTED TO NOTIFY US IN OUR ACTIVITY THAT USER @fuckingshutup POSTED

fuckingshutup-deactivated202202

I POST FUCKING CONSTANTLY.

yes but for the first time IT SHOWS UP IN OUR ACTIVITY

we haven't posted in a few nights AND TUMBLR STARTED TO NOTIFY US IN OUR ACTIVITY THAT USER @fuckingshutup POSTED

your legs ever JUST TWITCH?

OUCH, bad sleep

the pizza IS IN THE MICROWAVE :o9

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#techreadysollux

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

twobodied‌:

i think we don’t understand you AND YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND US

because if you were one troll HE’D BE HERE WITH YOU, ALWAYS

you’d not have to share a moirail THEY’D JUST BE YOUR MOIRAIL

YOU DON’T SOUND AS IF YOU’RE ONE TROLL or is this just a place for half of you?

we got separated once

by some weird magic

it changed things

so it’s half

but also not half

one but also two

don’t ask for a better explanation

i’m gathering

you’re older than us

we’re only 4

oh, did it hurt?

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

twobodied‌:

HOW PATHETIC IS IT OF YOU TO CONDEMN CONFUSION and the want to just understand what’s going on?

literally

just told you

can you also

not read?

this is my blog

baizli got bored and stopped using theirs

that doesn’t make us

not one

obviously

i think we don't understand you AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND US

because if you were one troll HE'D BE HERE WITH YOU, ALWAYS

you'd not have to share a moirail THEY'D JUST BE YOUR MOIRAIL

YOU DON'T SOUND AS IF YOU'RE ONE TROLL or is this just a place for half of you?

twobodied‌:

you aren’t one?

are you so

insecure

that you can’t have one thing

to yourself

without worrying that your bond

is broken?

or do you two

just have so little processing power

you can’t do two tasks at once?

both options

are kind of pathetic

to be honest

HOW PATHETIC IS IT OF YOU TO CONDEMN CONFUSION and the want to just understand what's going on?

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