How To Properly Take Care of Your Clown

Your #1 source for clown care advice and interesting facts about clowns!

[clowncare101]

[clowncare101]

Clowm

[tricksywizard]

CLASS CLOWN - A DnD tragicomedy

DnD is all fun and games until that silly one-off joke character you rolled up turns out to be a tortured byronic hero who makes all your friends cry.

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[snoopingasusualisee]

The more people clowns kill, the more poisonous they get, the more potent they become

[snoopingasusualisee]

Each kill gets them a new polka dot on their suit

[snoopingasusualisee]

These polka dots can change color at will, and can blend into the environment if they killed their victim in it

[snoopingasusualisee]

This fucking guy right here? Real high toxicity level and has had killed hundreds, maybe even millions in its lifetime.

[clownimages]

[clowncare101]

Clown #203

has escaped. This is not a drill. Task forces: initiate containment procedures by the orders of your squadron leader. All remaining researchers: follow the designated squads to the safe evac point. To any remaining volunteers: do not attempt to escape. You will be located momentarily.

[gravegospel]

clown aesthetic is good, just bright colors and whimsical feverish fun

however its important to note that animals with bright colors such as certain species of sea slugs, frogs and clowns indicate their toxicity and how dangerous they may be. clowns being notoriously bright may at times indicate the level of their capabilities and forces of lethality.

[clowncare101]

Commemorating Starbo “Moonbeam” Jingles, the Last Clown Astronaut

Today marks the 40th anniversary of Starbo’s fateful final mission. He shot for the moon and ended up amongst the stars. RIP

[clowncare101]

To clarify: Starbo's vehicle missed the intended target of the moon and is now exiting the solar system, but has not gone nearly far enough to reach any other star (Proxima Centauri, the closest, being 4.1 light-years away).

[clowncare101]

Commemorating Starbo "Moonbeam" Jingles, the Last Clown Astronaut

Today marks the 40th anniversary of Starbo's fateful final mission. He shot for the moon and ended up amongst the stars. RIP

[benevolentclowns]

[clowncare101]

Clowns hate transphobes!

They really do!

[clowncare101]

My mime keeps trying to put his face paint on me after finishing his own, is this normal and should I let him do this?

Anon, I need you to listen to me carefully.

It’s a common misconception that mimes and clowns wear face paint. This is because people falsely believe them to be a close relative of humanity. This could not be further from the truth - though clowns and mimes resemble humans, their pigmentation is completely natural. So if your “mime” need face paint, it can only be an impostor. Potentially a criminal, or mentally ill, or perhaps just weird. Either way, you need to call the authorities, but do not - I repeat, do NOT let the mime know that you’re on to him. While it is very likely that the worst that would happen is he runs away, who knows what he might do when provoked.

[clowncare101]

Clown

[clowncare101]

Our clowns can, will and do murder pedophiles.

And as a mod note, fuck off if you support "MAP"s. Pedophiles and their apologists are not welcome here.

This is a holy place, you scum.

[peanutdream]

[clownaura]

[vaultu]

not only does this imply that the art of clowning is ancient, it also implies clowns are a species intirely seperate from human beings

[clownaura]

yes :•)

[clowncare101]

My clown has found where I keep my stash of extremely deadly weapons.

Good! Better it knows where they are so it can stay away from them.