[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[kittydealer]

u/Creative-Category-60

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting

[deadelated]

I got a sous vide bag and ten or fifteen grills what the hell I wanna go off and use a wok for. wok for what, yummy? I got all the yummy in the world

[obaketeru]

I finished it

[sweetpikabee]

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

[preyanimal]

got "awww"'d at a couple months ago for getting high off a single drag of the joint. needless to say,

[maletolion]

when girls “awww” at me there is a reaction

[interested-individual]

Talking to drunk people while sober is always fun cus youre more conversationally powerful than them

[moo-rkgk]

[rexalogy]

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

everyone wants a mommy domme until shes drunk off 3 glasses of red and shes crying over your baby pictures and youre just sitting there sober and awkward and she hugs you really tight and falls asleep right there but its too tight and you cant get out and its too tight for you to really do any of the sex shit while shes out so you just kinda have to go to sleep yourself fully clothed on the couch at 9.30pm

[preyanimal]

i wonder what it feels like to feel that way

[nightatlakeunknown]

[ui-ui]

[arttla]

beachy testament sketch