Clown Fiction - Fanfic Writer

She/They - 19 - Fanfiction Writing Account I need an outlet to write about my fucked up little blorbos

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☆WELCOME TO MY GALLERY OF FREAKERY☆

Hi, hello, welcome to my fanfic posting blog! My name is ClownFiction, I'll be your author for today. Below are my guidelines for fanfic requests, but I'm a pretty chill person, so if you aren't sure about something, just ask :)

FANDOMS/CHARACTERS I'LL WRITE FOR:

PLEASE NOTE THAT I WRITE X READER FIC ONLY

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A CHARACTER NOT LISTED HERE, FEEL FREE, WHETHER I WRITE IT OR NOT IS BASED ENTIRELY ON HOW WELL I FEEL LIKE I CAN CHARACTERISE THEM

★ Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds

★ The Slytherin Boys - Harry Potter

★ The Marauders - Harry Potter

★ Marcus Lopez Arguello - Deadly Class

★ Dick Grayson, Jason Todd - DCU

★ Lex Luthor - Smallville OR Superman (2025)

★ Jeff the Killer, Tobias Rogers - Creepypasta

★ Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Ethan Landry - Scream

★ Jason Dean - Heathers

★ Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson - Stranger Things

★ Anyone from The Magnus Archives. Anyone.

★ Ryland Grace - Project Hail Mary

GENRES I'LL WRITE FOR:

★ Fluff - Absolutely, my bread and butter

★ Angst - I don't write a lot of angst, but I am happy to start doing more. If it doesn't get as gut wrenching as you're hoping, I apologise, I'm doing my darndest.

★ Smut - I am asexual. Please do not take this to mean I will not write smut. I have never written it before, but you best believe I will put my whole authorussy into Y/N getting it on. I'm happy to write freaky kinky stuff, but if a request is a little too intense for me, I'll let you know.

★ SMAU - I adore social media AU/Textfics, they bring me so much joy

★ Crossovers - Again, haven't gotten into this much, but hell yeah, put those weirdos in a universe together

★ Headcanons - YES PLEASE!!! "Hey Clown can you make a list of things that you think about this character and their mentality and how they would react in certain situations?" IT'S LIKE A LITTLE TREAT YUMMY YUMMY FOR CLOWNIE

★ AUs - Absolutely. Any and all of them. I adore an AU, it's just more situations for blorbos to be in. If you've got a crazy wacky AU you want to pitch to me I will eat it up.

★ POV Switching - Gladly, and I'll do it in first, second, or third person, whatever you want mamas

★ Crackfic - Always. Absolutely.

★ OC Insert - If you tell me about your OC in your request, I will try my best to characterise them accurately in a fic! I am very pro-OC x Canon, everyone should make a million self-insert OCs, this is a PSA.

TROPES I LOATHE:

★ Cheating - NOPE. WON'T DO IT. I WOULD NEVER BETRAY FINE SHYTE LIKE THAT

★ Pregnancy - A horror to me. I simply cannot.

★ Miscommunication - A little is okay but it pisses me OFF

★ S/A, Domestic Violence, Abuse - I'm okay discussing it in my writing, but when it comes to the reader or main character being the perpetrator, no absoutely not.

★ De-ageing/Aging up a character for NSFW - Basically, if it involves changing a character's canon age at all, I don't love it.

★ Step-sibling or Family Romance - Anything in the realm of a family dynamic also being romantic, even if it's not incest or they're not actually related, I simply cannot

★ A/B/O - I'm not strong enough. Yet.

★ Amnesia - I just don't love it.

★ Fake-dating/Dating as a Dare - It stresses me out an unreasonable amount

★ RPF - Writing about real actual people makes me feel a little odd, but I've done the occasional crackfic about a YouTuber for the sillies.

THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR NOW!!!

I'll keep this post updated and pinned to my profile, but like I said, I'm very flexible with requests. Feel free to suggest anything I've missed! I can't wait to start writing for the internet creatures. Remember! I am a university student with a life and lots of projects! I may not get to your request, and my posting will be very sporadic!

☆CLOWN FICTION OUT☆

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Rocky liking italian mobster movies is canon in my fic because I said so I think he would really enjoy them

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Chapter 1 of my longform Project Hail Mary Grace/OC fic is up on ao3 now :) If you don't hate OCxCanon, go look at it with your eyeballs

We're Not The Moon, We're Not Even Stars - by ClownFiction

If you're not sure about it, here's a little excerpt for you to taste test.

Enjoy my Clownlings

“Doctor Erin Cassidy?”

The tone was clipped, professional, distinctly German. I looked up from my coffee mug, meeting the eyes of a woman who I did not know. Though, in a matter of days, I would come to know her as Eva Stratt. She took the empty seat opposite me, a tall takeout cup in one hand, which she set on the table to one side in order to fully focus her attention on me.

“Uh- I’m sorry, I don’t believe we know each other, you are…?”

“Eva Stratt, Petrova task force.”

I raised my eyebrows, blinking as the key word set in.

“Petrova? As in-”

“Yes.” She did not elaborate. I would learn quickly about Stratt that it was not something she was fond of doing.

“Okay. Petrova task force. Got it. Why are you talking to me?” I realised how blunt that sounded, backpedaling slightly. “Uh- I’ve never done any work on the Petrova Line.”

Stratt sighed, looking down at her now folded hands, before back up to me.

“You have been named as the most competent in your field.”

“Well, astronaut-physicians are not a large pool.” I joked with a small shrug, something she did not laugh at.

“Exactly.” She nodded. “We have a limited selection. You are our most reliable option.”

I was still thoroughly baffled, she had somehow told me everything and nothing at the same time. Her name was Eva Stratt. She worked on the Petrova task force. She was looking for an astrophysician, and she sought me out, specifically. Did she want a consult? Advice? Access to my notes, my lab?

It was none of those things, in the end.

“Erin Cassidy, I hereby grant you top secret clearance to all information pertaining to Project Hail Mary.”

I blinked.

“Hail Mary?” I echoed, lost.

“You will be given a full brief on the way to the launch site. But what you need to know right now is that the Petrova Line is dimming our sun, and this mission is our only chance to avoid mass starvation and the death of approximately half the world’s population.”

I was silent. Hearing that isn’t the kind of thing you can really respond to in a conventionally conversational way.

“We have had some…unexpected complications in recent days leading up to the launch. Because of this, our original crew has been compromised, and we need a trained medical professional aboard the ship to ensure their safety.”

“And you don’t have…” I started, massaging the information into my temples. “I don’t know, medical professionals onsite? Why wouldn’t you have medical professionals on site?”

The exasperation in my tone did not seem to rattle her, and she continued in that same, clinical tone.

“Our original scientist and reserve were both trained in basic deepspace medical. However, they are now both…dead.”

“DEAD?”

“And as you said, astrophysicians are in short supply. Particularly, given that this trip will be…one-way.”

“One-way.” I felt a little bit like a parrot, echoing back everything she said. But what else was I supposed to do?

“Yes. The findings will be sent back to Earth via probe, and you and your crew will die in space.”

Statement. Plain and simple. That’s how she told me that we would die.

“I’m sorry- me? I will not be dying in space, thank you.” I laughed incredulously.

Here I am.

Dying in space.

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Was working on oneshots but then I saw Project: Hail Mary twice and now I'm knee-deep in a MUCH longer fic so we'll see when actual ficposting happens