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Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

#reblog

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In my head there are two lions

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In my head there are two lions

#clownicide.txt

as an afab nb person growing up and gaining access to things like hrt and top surgery made me realize the clothes i wore were never the problem, despite my intense aversion to them as a teen i dont mind dresses i dont mind skirts and cute tops or feminine clothes, i just still want to get called any and all pronouns while wearing them

#i still def have a style but yk #like if i could wear a skirt and still get called he/him? thats cool #clownicide.txt #same with being called she/her now i really dont mind it bc its not default anymore #its just one of many things people call me #he/she/they sometimes unfortunately it #but theres really not one i get called more than the other anymore #and thats about as close to passing as a nb person can get

everyday (maybe 2 times a month) I post here and get 0-2 likes but you know what you’re all wrong and I’m funny as shit I would do great on tumblr.com

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theres something addictive about Diet Coke that needs to be studied

#I used to hate Diet Coke but why am I high key craving it everyday now #there’s something wrong with me #clownicide.txt

not to be a bummer but going out and doing things actually does improve ur mental health like a lot

#and idk like maybe taking ur meds #for best results do both #clownicide.txt

worst part about adulthood is sometimes things can just cost like $1000

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oh to be my kitty cat and just go mrrp mrrrmm

#kitty #clownicide.txt

tbt to when my icloud account got hacked when i was like 11 and i kept telling my mom my iphone was hacked but she didnt believe me and would do the "ok honey" thing until one day i was going through my pictures and she kept seeing photos of some random mexican family (bc the photos all saved to icloud) and she was like "who are these people" and i was like thats the ppl who hacked into my apple account they wont get off no matter how many notes i leave in photos/ notes app/ calendar telling them to get off my iphone and she was like "oh shit your account actually was hacked"

#shoutout mom for always believing in me /s #i was 11 so it wasnt like they could steal my apple wallet or anything there was nothing there #i think they were just using it for messaging or calling or something idkkkkk #anyway recalling this now bc someone hacked into my subway acc and bought themselves a subway with extra meat a gateraid cool blue AND #THREEEEEEE COOKies #greedy ass mother fucker #i had to call the fraud dept and now i have to get a new carddddddd eughghghhhhh #clownicide.txt

adhd will tell you “you want to have fun at this large event, yes? you are only fun without ur meds…. you can only have fun without ur meds…. skip ur meds today” and then you do… and you end up overstimulated and irritable and all you want to do is go home

#actually adhd #adhd #adhd meds #clownicide.txt #never mind the fact that taking my meds actually allows me to enjoy things I normally hate (bowling/golf/board games/etc)

why do i keep working in my dreams and how do i stop it i don’t work for free

#clownicide.txt #do you know how hard it is to preform medicine in dream land #hard bc why am I giving u 100 units of adenosine for toe pain and how the fuck did that cause you to turn into a cat

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reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

#longest one was what like 10 years now #and we got married…… so……………….#anyway there’s a handful of other online friendships I’ve had for yeARRRS but I don’t talk to them as often as I’d like bc of work/life :(

absolutely despise the fact that a lot of self care is just slathering urself up like a slimy seal

#Lotion overnight lip mask hair mask facial overnight cream body butter foot mask hand mask #about to go to bed absolutely sopping wet

It’s me and my emotional support 70 year old against the world rn

#hi my names Jayden I’m a baby medic and my egg partner is like 50 not really 70 #but I find it very funny that he’s clearly the adult here and so every time we show up on scene or at a hospital they look to him to give or #get report and my 5’3 ass has to step up n be like nuh uh uh #look at me. I am da boss here.#clownicide.txt #MY EMT PARTNER NOT EGG PARTNER*** sorry on phone it won’t let me go back to correct it

Meal prepping to lose weight is actually super helpful bc you make a bunch of food feeling super healthy and determined n then when you have to eat it it’s actually disgusting

#no more creative meal prepping for me #chicken/beef rice n broccoli is all I need fuck this harvest bowl shit Greek yogurt for sour cream potato with no butter awful awful awful #clownicide.txt

school almost over..... be ready

#oh im going to be so chronically online again #i graduate in.......... 5 days #final tmmr.............. eugh #bUT #ohoohohohohohoh mor moneeeeey #clownicide.txt

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