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Rip to the coolest tumblr blog sadly they were a swiftie

It’s literally not my fault.

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We'll soon know if the wedding is taking place in msg cuz we will hear her soundchecking mary's song

so true honestly

kwistowee

BRANDON LEE as ERIC DRAVEN THE CROW (1994)

#tw flashing

gothphil

John Mayer is an unfuckable douchenozzle with all the sexual magnetism of a dung beetle and the fact that people consider him to be a talented songwriter when he has never not once ever made a decent album in his life is crazy to me. Let’s put aside the fact that he has publicly used the N word in interviews, throw aside the fact that he dated Taylor Swift when he was 32 and she was 19, disregard the fact that he’s a sexist, demeaning creep who has made disgusting comments about women he previously dated, and lets even disregard the fact that he once compared his penis to David Duke and said that his cock is a white spupremacist - he’s just untalented!!! I’ve never, not once in my 22 years on this earth, ever heard a song that John Mayer wrote or sang and thought “wow this is really good!”

gothphil

And you know what else is pissing me off? He got put higher on the NYT Readers Choice greatest living American songwriters list than Trent Reznor, Billie Joe Armstrong, The National, Lauryn Hill, Sara Bareilles, and Emmylou Harris - who are all FAR more talented than he could ever fathom of being.

Any untalented hack with two cents to rub together could spit out "Your Body is a Wonderland" or "Gravity" but John Mayer could never, even if he spent 1,000 years honing his mind and practicing celibacy to focus solely on music, and I mean EVER, write Pretty Hate Machine. Trent Reznor and every other artist on that list - including Lana, whom I also loathe - is more deserving of praise for their writing abilities. He's been in the shadow of the woman he dated as a 32 year old when she was 19 for his entire career since 2011 and I think it's fucking embarrassing. Washed up alcoholic idiot. There are few men on earth I dislike as much as I dislike John Mayer and one of those men is literally Tucker Carlson.

litafordvsferrari

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

#no lmao #he killed Hitler

harleycao

Rip Anthony Stewart Head.

Here's an amazing story about him that I read years ago and never forgot.

I'd hoped to meet him at a convention, myself, one day.

Tired: J.K. Rowling supporting a woman with anti-trans views. Wired: Buffy actor Anthony Stewart-Head quietly going above and beyond for his

aphrostiel

the coats and suits of mulder and scully

i'm hoping to do more soon! they actually have a pretty nice variety, specially scully. feel free to reply if you have any suggestions for next ones :D

#the x files

writing my next essay rn and I'm really trying to prep this one as a platform for future interviews with small business owners because I think I'm covering a philosophy that makes best sense in practice and it's a good way of setting up a long term series but it also feels more high pressure to get everything just right