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[facade-hiatus-deactivated202010]

[willgrahamscock]

actual tears running down my face

[willgrahamscock]

I’m serious these are my favorite types of posts

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mothmanchronicler]

[januaryysummers]

[myleftpinkytoe]

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

[atomicrow]

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

[kilsie]

So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[tlirsgender]

Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes

[tlirsgender]

And then under all the layers of subtext it's actually about her currently having a headache

[toriel-2]

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

[theveryquietquiet]

‎

[toriel-2]

whos there

[willgrahamscock]

hey kitten, can we put this pussy on afterpay? daddy's going through financial problems

[willgrahamscock]

daddy’s going to end it all

[malibuklaus]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

middle aged women giving compliments will be like hey i like your jeans :-) when i was your age i couldve worn jeans like that but now im an old fat ugly worthless sack of shit i hate my body so much i should just kill myself right dont you think i should just kill myself.

[v1leblood]

divorce is so funny. like never mind

[i-like-media]

[pisshandkerchief]

no idea who this cunt is but hes's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

[bobdylanyaoi]

drivers ed is like:

what should you do while driving?

a) text on your phone

b) look at the road

c) cocaine

d) hit children with your car on purpose

[geardrops]

and then the test is like

a) look at the road

b) keep your eyes on the road

c) pay attention to the road

d) hit children with your car on purpose

[its-funnytwittertweets]

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