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[vampmilf]

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[theaterard]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[nofuckingfighting-mp4]

IKKIMEL – MAMI (2025)

[ineffabletardis]

If Dan Howell was German he'd love Ikkimel

[vampmilf]

you know culinary wise norway really doesnt have a lot going for itself but strawberries from gloppen region are literally the best thing to ever make love to your tastebuds

[vampmilf]

windows so clean id explode my whole body flying into it if i was a bird

[deadbeatmaker]

you guys don’t even understand how being in norway is right now… I go to the store. haaland is on the newspaper front page. I buy groceries. haaland is on the packaging. I turn on the tv. haaland is there. I open the fridge. haaland is on the smoothie bottle. I go on social media. haaland’s rap from when he was a teenager. I open the fridge again. haaland is on the cheese. I open the cupboard. haaland is on the potato chips bag. I leave my house. there’s an advertisement sign with haaland

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[vampmilf]

sound of the summer honestly

[vampmilf]

i love when i say things like "the whole debate about walking to that stadium is so annoying bc why are usamericans a) taking it so seriously and b) acting like these dumb little europeans have never seen traffic before" and immediately theres a usamerican in my notes like "no you dont get it, theres traffic"

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[world-cup-sexyman]

Which is sexier?

Taking transit to World Cup matches

Walking along I-95

Voting ended onJul 14

[quercussy-the-sexy-oak-tree]

"If I was in Bella's position when I was 17 I would have made every single decision identically"

Oh really Dan Howell you would have sacrificed everything to be with a disturbingly pale boy in your late teens? I had no idea.

[lastoneout]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[writers-solace]

I don't think Tolkien is a good fantasy writer because he scored the highest at some objective Best Fantasy Book Test that every fantasy writer has to take, I think he's a good fantasy writer because he created a world based on things that he was interested in. I feel like a lot of fantasy writers think that they need to create a whole language for their world because Tolkien did and obviously his books are the best so they have to emulate him, but Tolkien did that because he was a linguistics nerd. I think the lesson to be learned from him is not that you have to include elves and deep history and new languages, but that you have to write endlessly about the things you are a huge nerd about and use those things to create your fantasy world

[ambiguityenjoyer]

Hurts but it’s true