I put the cry in cryptid

he/it 21 Just a blog about things that give me brainrot and very rarely my own incoherent ramblings ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[clownthejester]

Screw it, intro post!!

☆ sup! you can call me Clown or Jester or whatever :]

☆ i’m a gay man and i go by he/him and it/its pronouns

☆ i am 21 years old

☆ i’m autistic and ADHD

☆ we are a diagnosed osdd system but we don’t talk about it too much on here

☆ my main interests are Batman (mostly the rogues), horror media, conspiracy theories and just weird and/or creepy stuff in general

☆ i also have a bunch of other interests that tend to change fairly quickly so i’m not gonna list them all here haha

☆ please please please don’t be afraid to message me!! i’d love to make some friends but am always too anxious to approach people directly

DNI

✕ standard dni stuff (racist/homophobic/transphobic/ableist/bigoted in general)

✕ MAPs/pedophiles

✕ zoophiles

✕ anti neopronouns/xenogenders/otherkin (let people be happy bruh)

✕ just mean spirited people in general. if you call people cringe or delusional or bully them for harmless fun you’re just an asshole

✕ avid harry potter enjoyers

✕ if you know me irl (mutuals are an exception!!!)

Anyways yeah welcome to my blog! It’s mostly just completely random stuff lmao

(Ink by Comyet, art by me. Please don’t use/repost without asking permission.)

Oh, also my switch friend code is SW-1120-2143-9746 if anyone is interested!!

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[erisivy]

[arkheia]

yeah

[kaptainandy]

Babadook: spotted

[pierogiy]

my adhd king

[pierogiy]

guy who says eep

[bahari-official]

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mischievousscroundel]

[bamboo-is-a-lie]

love the fact that iguin did NOT have to charge coco jack shit for that book but decided to anyway. My man how are you so fucking broke you need some change from a toddler who was gonna buy strawberries like what the hellllllll.

ik they probably did it to seem like an actual merchant to a regular person but he could've done the whole "I'll make a special deal just for you" thing and given out his books for free but his penniless bitch decided that they needed to bargain with a child that was 2 apples tall for some goddamn reaosn

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[live-long-and-pasta]

[shitpostingkats]

Olruggio was having a normal day three hours ago. He was coming home after a long day at work looking forward to seeing his husband best friend and eating a warm dinner. Pat the kids on the head and then go lie down. NO Qifrey says I have obtained another child she's a part of an active criminal investigation and a sign that I am dipping back into my worst destructive behaviors that you thought I'd set down years ago you have to be okay with this right now or else I'll lobotomize myself. Also there's a rat in the living room.

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[carrymelikeimcute]

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[fiafey]

this is not enough

[bluehedgeh0gart]

A little doodle before witch hat monday