Queen bitch

Thalia.California

[thunder]

[stability]

[thunder]

via weheartit

[thunder]

via weheartit

[cateatr]

[thunder]

[thunder]

shit, I think I’m in love

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[illkim]

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

[antifa-hulk]

You could finish him or finish him

[missmarymac817]

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

[thunder]

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[phaxes]

[zeeandem]

[phaxes]

Martin Creed

[cluelessbich]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[ravidravidravid]

[animalsnaps]

[coastalkait]

“You can be in a relationship for 2 years and feel nothing; you could be in a relationship for 2 weeks and feel everything. Time is not a measure of love.”

— (via richtide)