schizoid's dumpster

>tfw no cool description jk if you're reading this then you're cool.

[gehenna-checklist]

Hey I'm going out to devour the stars and mill the very bones of existence into a fine powder to rebuilt this universe's carcass anew. Do you want anything from the store?

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[stupid-twink-girl]

[targetedknowledge]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[opendirectories]

[luetta]

i just wanna lay in bed i miss having no friends and no job and no hope it was so FREEING.

[catcrumb]

[iamprocrastinatingondoingmyhw]

part of me is really glad that only about 3 people see this blog, two of which are friends from other places. they get to see my unhinged postings

[2000ghosts]

january 10, 2007

[surskip]

recently i was looking at the most downvoted posts on r/stoicism

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

[kurhanchyk]

[kurhanchyk]

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[overmocha1068]