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i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

[tiberius-claudius-nero]

the only miss whose piss i sippie

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[pettycentral]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

[mercurysalt]

bringing u premium content from the hardware store

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[captain-price-official]

The Saga of Clark (part 1)

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The Saga of Clark (part 2)

[captain-price-official]

The Saga of Clark (part 3)

[flork-of-cows-unofficial]

The Saga of Clark (part 4)

[flork-of-cows-unofficial]

The Saga of Clark (end)

[linguisticparadox]

Every day Connecticut Clark and Malfina show up on my dash I count myself blessed

[linguisticparadox]

hey @staff @support where are those images?? where are they? where the FUCK are they????? what did clark ever do to you??????

[delusion-of-negation]

staff has gone way too far this time.

[scope-dogg]

[flork-of-cows-official]

lmao

[krystal-prisms]

What the fuck did they do to Clark

[void-of-erebos]

[everythingfox]

Suction cup boi

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[jumpingjacktrash]

he flatten

[butch-of-the-blades]

“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”

[babyanimalgifs]

Baby giraffe’s first steps 

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[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[guerrillatech]

[overdramaticntrue]

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

You landlocked ass sad motherfuckers... hoes love stagnant water

[ironpour]

ive been thinking about “hoes love stagnant water” every day since i read this 

[pshomefun]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[justpastryvideos]

x

[slimecola]

“oh what nice glassblowing what a nice little art piece– FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY????”

[inktail]

[bob-belcher]

[wizardleg]

YOU MISSED THIS PART THO

[murdernachos]

[babyanimalgifs]

“That’s his chicken" 

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