Eleanor 🌞

mostly Clannibal and Rivals I swear I’m not ignoring you I’m just technologically inept

[clxnnibal]

God I love this game

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Hannibal is the only movie I’ve deemed worthy of this song, enjoy 🌝

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I wonder if Rupert Campbell Black ever lay awake at night re-watched videos of him schooling and loosing his FUCKING MIND because he was entirely convinced his horse was going lame three days before the most important show of the year, because every time I larp as a show jumper that’s what happens to me

[clxnnibal]

I also wonder is Rupert Campbell Black had to email the venue beforehand to ask if they could please turn off the bell and ask people not to clap when his horse was going around because both horse and rider get upset at loud noises

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I have a sneaking suspicion Rupert Campbell black never wore hello kitty pyjama pants over his white jodhpurs to keep them clean

[clxnnibal]

I wonder if Rupert Campbell Black ever lay awake at night re-watched videos of him schooling and loosing his FUCKING MIND because he was entirely convinced his horse was going lame three days before the most important show of the year, because every time I larp as a show jumper that’s what happens to me

[clxnnibal]

I also wonder is Rupert Campbell Black had to email the venue beforehand to ask if they could please turn off the bell and ask people not to clap when his horse was going around because both horse and rider get upset at loud noises

[clxnnibal]

I wonder if Rupert Campbell Black ever lay awake at night re-watched videos of him schooling and loosing his FUCKING MIND because he was entirely convinced his horse was going lame three days before the most important show of the year, because every time I larp as a show jumper that’s what happens to me

[blackoutpoet]

Barbara Walters was the OG Beard.

[clxnnibal]

I knew that was Perdita the moment she stepped on screen in ep1 omg I’m intrigued

Also I’m so down for Monica and Enid to fuck that would be amazing

[lamb-and-knife]

crawford writing hannibal’s bio on the fbi’s top 10 most wanted list after he absconds with his best agent

[tocappuccinosintheclouds]

[ozarkthedog]

Rivals 02.04

[lab-grown-lobster]

As much as I adore Jodie Foster and think she did an incredible job with Clarice, I must address a very important issue she missed:

Clarice Starling is batcrap insane.

Exhibit A: Chases a dude known to filet girls in his basement with zero chance of backup and single handedly rescues the daughter of a senator.

Exhibit B: The amount of swearing she does in her head.

Exhibit C: She does not censor herself in front of officials or authority figures. All y’all are going to hear exactly what she thinks.

Exhibit D: Whatever the HELL happened in Hannibal. The entire book. Insane.

[clxnnibal]

[notcordate]

I would like an older Lithuanian man to take me to the opera and feed me human.

(This is me sitting in despair BTW)

[clxnnibal]

It’s a bit wonky but I think it gets the message across 🦋🦋

[clxnnibal]

I just dropped €250 on a Nintendo switch, I can’t wait to gorge myself on dopamine by making all of my special interests mush together on that game with the little people on the island

[televangelistcatholicism]

spot the difference

[cringeworms]

Almost forgot Clarice Starling is perfect in every way and the most beautiful woman ever. My bad won’t let it happen again

[clxnnibal]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85102476?view_adult=true