sweet like cinnamon

nkjm

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imessage 📲 asshole🐍

claudia: xavier

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imessage 📲 gluteus maximus

max: even if i did, i dont think you would have listened to me

max: well, that i have to agree, xavier is a fucking piece of shit and does not deserve someone like you

max: noooo ): want me to get you some ice cream? they say that ice cream can fix almost anything

claudia: i guess we'll never know

claudia: fuck him and catalina. trash belongs with trash :)

claudia: ummm YES

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imessage 📲 queen🐝

bella: wait yes that is actually genius. lets do it!! poll on twitter to figure out the truth?? all of moon bay needs to know

bella: ugh exactly. this is why this poll is so important. we could be saving lives with this information

bella: we're going to BREAK the internet. we definitely will need professional photographers. we need to find a hot guy to take the pics for us

claudia: LMAO that's so petty of us and i dont want to get called into the dean's office for cyber bullying and end up suspended. fuuuuck that

claudia: BUT WE REALLY COULD BE SAVING LIVES!!! chlamydia is a bitch :(

claudia: a hot professional photographer please. where can we find one?

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tweet ⟶ @radleyz /open

@radleyz: officially back in moon bay and two things i have noticed: all the girls are with/have been with the wrong guys and idk how half of these dudes have made the sports teams. i'm back to save you all

@claudinreallife: @radleyz hi old friend

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imessage 📲 gluteus maximus

max: you're 'lright and i apologize for that, but let's add the death weight you had on your shoulder that answered by the name of xavier

max: am i allowed to say that im looking forward to see it?

claudia: to be fair, you could've warned me not to date him. so im officially blaming YOU for that shit show.

claudia: but im also to blame bc im dumb and wanted to be the one to "fix" him lol ew

claudia: i'd send you a picture but im currently trying to recover bc they're bruised up and im in pain

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imessage 📲 queen🐝

bella: omg yes. i love it. when you feel like beyonce in lemonade you know you are that bitch. ICONIC

bella: can we make like that a PSA?? bc rly i need to know who hasn't??

bella: our instagram is going to killl it for the senior trip i'm so excited. i'm daydreaming of us tanning with vodka sodas in our hands. ugh, the life. love u more cutie !!!

claudia: iconic.

claudia: yes, please. maybe we should start some sort of polling process?? we can take it to social media or to the physical streets of moon bay. the decision is yours, but we need to find out the answers

claudia: im just out here trying to not contract chlamydia bc god knows if you've been with her, well......

claudia: holy shit, the instagrams are going to be unreal. we need to hire someone as a photographer for us.

claudia: all jokes aside, we need a personal photographer for the trip. any suggestions as to who??

claudia: vodka soda lime all day everyday babyyyyy

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imessage 📲 queen🐝

bella: omg that cute romper we bought when we shopping the beginning of last month bc girl your new boobs will be poppin in that

bella: bff and personal stylist

bella: lmao i love you, i'm crying

bella: why does every guy have to bang her. noah included. is there any guy who hasn't yet ?? im looking for you

bella: um yes we need to look amaazing for the mexico trip !!

claudia: omg yes the yellow one. i literally feel like beyonce in the lemonade video when i wear it. cant fucking wait

claudia: hahahahaha hi, yes, if u havent fucked thotalina hmu bc we're both in dire need of a new mans

claudia: we will. we always look amazing, this time it'll be extra. especially when u get even more tan than you already naturally are. love you my pretty brown thing, so jealous

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imessage 📲 gluteus maximus

max: i'm still here whenever you need me and the last thing i wanted was to make you weird around me. i just stayed away to give your space

max: you are beautiful and im glad we had that moment, i will never regret a second of it love

max: you got a boob job? and i miss you too

claudia: okay but you "giving me my space" without asking if i even needed space isnt a decision you can just make. thats not fair. it made me feel so stupid and shitty

claudia: the past year, we've barely even spoken to one another. and im at your house almost every day.

claudia: thank you for acknowledging my beauty and that special moment. all jokes aside, it really meant a lot to me. not to be a complete sap.

claudia: yup, last week. so excited to show them off in mexico :~)

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imessage 📲 paisley

claudia: you know i'd never text you unless i actually needed you but

claudia: i kind of need help with my monologue im sending to NYU. i have three, and i need to narrow it down to two. plus i have to send them two songs, as well.

claudia: and i know you're the only person who would give honest AND reliable criticism

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imessage 📲 gluteus maximus

claudia: hello

claudia: i know things have been weird between us for a little while and i really wish they weren't and it makes me sad because i really do miss the simpler times

claudia: not that i regret anything, because im happy to have shared that experience with you

claudia: i hope you dont regret it

claudia: im kind of talking out of my ass rn, i dont know why i felt the need to text you. i just got my boobs done a few days ago and im taking pain killers and my valium is kinda kicking in so maybe thats why

claudia: im honestly dumb for even saying anything but yeah, i miss you

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imessage 📲 queen🐝

bella: omg your new boobs look so good, $$$ well spent!!

bella: the pain is worth it tho like wowz

bella: everyone is going to be so shook to see them. xav is going to be like be damn i rly fcked up

bella: you're going to look so bomb in mexico and literally get every guy

claudia: i know, they're unreal. im actually obsessed.

claudia: what should i wear on my first day back? need to show out. gimme some outfit inspo

claudia: be my stylist

claudia: xav had his chance and gave it up for something kinda disgusting and im sure he's somewhere wondering why it burns to pee

claudia: ugh i love u

claudia: we need to go vacay shopping asap

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imessage 📲 queen🐝

claudia: okay, tomorrow will make it exactly 7 days since i finally got tits

claudia: hallelujah. praise. but im still in so much pain

claudia: can't wait to live my best life in mexico with my new c cups!!!

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imessage 📲 trashalina

claudia: thinking about using bumble or tinder for the first time and couldn't think of anybody better for advice than the loosest bitch on the bay

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📲 iPHONE : queen🐝

bella: retweet i don't wanna share !!!

bella: oh lawd, this year is going to be crazy ... are you rdy? lets get drunk and do something wild ... like, get that revenge you want

bella: update: noah and i are on good terms, running tg in the student election, and i got him a gift flown in all the way from spain. i know, i'm the best

bella: but don't worry your gift was flown from out the country too so expect big things as always !!

bella: omg omg okay so maybe a xmas miracle will happen and you and xav will get back tg ?? too soon ?? lmao

claudia: we're getting hammered and 100p doing some psychotic ass shit. im honestly infuriated more and more as the days go by...

claudia: who fucking cheats on claudia stanziale?

claudia: um wtf did you get noah?? also, wtf did you get MEEE????

claudia: ummm no me and xav will not be getting back together. i'd love to punch him in the face. catatrashy, too!

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 ft. @clxudstanz