Comedy and Tragedy

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[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Well, YES but that doesn't mean I'd let him BEAT me. ESPECIALLY if it concerns who gets you in the end.

[birusoda]

i know you're immune to toxins but i'm sure you're not immune to his mind control tech...? i don't know. the thought of losing you back then was scary. *i* know you're more than capable of handling yourself, its just...

i don't like seeing you getting hurt! i'll shoot down anyone who tries it! DO YOU HEAR ME?! NOBODY HURTS MY JOKER I'LL KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY-

ahem.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Oh, my Zuraaaaa! You ALWAYS know just what to say to make a clown feel special..

[birusoda]

As if there's any other clowns in my life! 🤭

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAAAR, BABY!

(he lifts her into his arms, pressing their cheeks together.)

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Well, YES but that doesn't mean I'd let him BEAT me. ESPECIALLY if it concerns who gets you in the end.

[birusoda]

i know you're immune to toxins but i'm sure you're not immune to his mind control tech...? i don't know. the thought of losing you back then was scary. *i* know you're more than capable of handling yourself, its just...

i don't like seeing you getting hurt! i'll shoot down anyone who tries it! DO YOU HEAR ME?! NOBODY HURTS MY JOKER I'LL KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY-

ahem.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Oh, my Zuraaaaa! You ALWAYS know just what to say to make a clown feel special..

[birusoda]

i love you @clxwnprinceofcrime @hattersrambling i want to marry you both and we shall prosper together . i have two handdsf

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

And I love you, my darling zura pie!

I suppose... I could manage a double marriage. Something I'm willing to do. Especially if it makes my dollface happy.

[birusoda]

AAA I DIDNT THINK YOU'D RESPOND

I-I- I-

AOUGHHHHHH we can throw batman in the mix because i know how much you love him too

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

I FIND BATMAN A FARRR better fit, yes indeed. I'd love to see that myself.

[birusoda]

Oh you mean to say that Batman's a lot more tolerable than Jervis is? Cahman Joker, he's not that bad!!!!!!

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Bat gets the joke! He plays the game!

That HATTER has been a pain in my pale side for QUITE some time.

[birusoda]

But jookie bear 😔🥺 he's great once you get to know him... you don't know how nice he is by sparing you when I asked him to-! I'm also into mind control but that's neither here nor there cough

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

SPARING ME? HAH! HAHAHA! NOOOOO. I am the one sparing HIM. Does he really think that he could EVER lay a finger on me? ME? THE JOKER?

[birusoda]

I mean to be fair, I am your one weakness...

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Well, YES but that doesn't mean I'd let him BEAT me. ESPECIALLY if it concerns who gets you in the end.

[birusoda]

i love you @clxwnprinceofcrime @hattersrambling i want to marry you both and we shall prosper together . i have two handdsf

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

And I love you, my darling zura pie!

I suppose... I could manage a double marriage. Something I'm willing to do. Especially if it makes my dollface happy.

[birusoda]

AAA I DIDNT THINK YOU'D RESPOND

I-I- I-

AOUGHHHHHH we can throw batman in the mix because i know how much you love him too

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

I FIND BATMAN A FARRR better fit, yes indeed. I'd love to see that myself.

[birusoda]

Oh you mean to say that Batman's a lot more tolerable than Jervis is? Cahman Joker, he's not that bad!!!!!!

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Bat gets the joke! He plays the game!

That HATTER has been a pain in my pale side for QUITE some time.

[birusoda]

But jookie bear 😔🥺 he's great once you get to know him... you don't know how nice he is by sparing you when I asked him to-! I'm also into mind control but that's neither here nor there cough

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

SPARING ME? HAH! HAHAHA! NOOOOO. I am the one sparing HIM. Does he really think that he could EVER lay a finger on me? ME? THE JOKER?

[birusoda]

i love you @clxwnprinceofcrime @hattersrambling i want to marry you both and we shall prosper together . i have two handdsf

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

And I love you, my darling zura pie!

I suppose... I could manage a double marriage. Something I'm willing to do. Especially if it makes my dollface happy.

[birusoda]

AAA I DIDNT THINK YOU'D RESPOND

I-I- I-

AOUGHHHHHH we can throw batman in the mix because i know how much you love him too

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

I FIND BATMAN A FARRR better fit, yes indeed. I'd love to see that myself.

[birusoda]

Oh you mean to say that Batman's a lot more tolerable than Jervis is? Cahman Joker, he's not that bad!!!!!!

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Bat gets the joke! He plays the game!

That HATTER has been a pain in my pale side for QUITE some time.

[birusoda]

i love you @clxwnprinceofcrime @hattersrambling i want to marry you both and we shall prosper together . i have two handdsf

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

And I love you, my darling zura pie!

I suppose... I could manage a double marriage. Something I'm willing to do. Especially if it makes my dollface happy.

[birusoda]

AAA I DIDNT THINK YOU'D RESPOND

I-I- I-

AOUGHHHHHH we can throw batman in the mix because i know how much you love him too

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

I FIND BATMAN A FARRR better fit, yes indeed. I'd love to see that myself.

[birusoda]

i love you @clxwnprinceofcrime @hattersrambling i want to marry you both and we shall prosper together . i have two handdsf

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

And I love you, my darling zura pie!

I suppose... I could manage a double marriage. Something I'm willing to do. Especially if it makes my dollface happy.

[villiarty]

BATMAN (1989) dir. Tim Burton

[birusoda]

@clxwnprinceofcrime

[littlefleamart]

(source)

[birusoda]

@clxwnprinceofcrime

[birusoda]

ain't she a doll?

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

The prettiest doll you'll ever see!

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

I believe Azura may be in Akrham or some other mental facility under the "care" of Hugo Strange. I do not think I alone have the capabilities to save her. Please, do what you can, if possible.

The hell is she doing in Arkham?? And with Strange no less?

I guess I'll have to delay our trip a little while longer.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Hello, I believe you may need to confiscate Azura's cellular device. I have a sneaking suspicion she put the sim card back in and tried to contact that ignoramus again. Thank you in advance. Please ensure she's happy. Take care.

Awful knowledgeable on what's going on in her phone. I do appreciate the help, but I can't help be suspicious about who you are so quickly informing me on this..

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT, DOLL!

Oh, you're gonna love it! I just know you will, it's a great stress reliever and even more fun!

And I just know you'll love hot doing it.

[curioosity]

I haven't been bad in a long time, have I? Ever since that Hatter ruined things between us...

I'll kill and maim. Just for you, baby.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

You know just what to say to get a clown blushing.

We just need to get our hands dirty again, get the heart pumping. Don't worry, dear. I'll make sure you forget all about him.

[curioosity]

Can you put your hands around my neck right now, like how you used to?

I missed it. I miss YOU.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Oh, my love. It would be my pleasure.

[His fingers trace her neck carefully before getting a tight hold and pulling her towards him]

My hands fit perfectly, don't they? Like a pretty, little, necklace.

[curioosity]

Take my breath away, my prince...

(She smiles and braces herself, trusting him with her whole life in his hands.)

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

[He chuckles before increasing the pressure, bringing his lips to hers in a whispery breath]

Aren't you sweet?

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT, DOLL!

Oh, you're gonna love it! I just know you will, it's a great stress reliever and even more fun!

And I just know you'll love hot doing it.

[curioosity]

I haven't been bad in a long time, have I? Ever since that Hatter ruined things between us...

I'll kill and maim. Just for you, baby.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

You know just what to say to get a clown blushing.

We just need to get our hands dirty again, get the heart pumping. Don't worry, dear. I'll make sure you forget all about him.

[curioosity]

Can you put your hands around my neck right now, like how you used to?

I missed it. I miss YOU.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Oh, my love. It would be my pleasure.

[His fingers trace her neck carefully before getting a tight hold and pulling her towards him]

My hands fit perfectly, don't they? Like a pretty, little, necklace.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT, DOLL!

Oh, you're gonna love it! I just know you will, it's a great stress reliever and even more fun!

And I just know you'll love hot doing it.

[curioosity]

I haven't been bad in a long time, have I? Ever since that Hatter ruined things between us...

I'll kill and maim. Just for you, baby.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

You know just what to say to get a clown blushing.

We just need to get our hands dirty again, get the heart pumping. Don't worry, dear. I'll make sure you forget all about him.

[curioosity]

Hope you've packed your best outfits, were going all out the moment we get there! Fancy dinner, big hotel, pools, all the sight there are to see!

I've already checked up on all the hottest places to be. Maybe we won't do crime on our first day, but we certainly don't have to live quietly!

-J

Oh my god yes! I'm so excited for our trip! God I just wanna forget everything that's happened to Gotham and spend time with you.

I need to be spoiled senseless. I deserve it.

@clxwnprinceofcrime

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Oh, and I'm happy to spoil you! We need this vacation, just you and me!

What a breath of fresh air! I hear metropolis is lovely this time of year, too. Cozy and perfect for a couple's getaway.

[curioosity]

And you know what? Let's just do it your way. Bombs, laughing gas, everything. I'll pack up my Dollface costume and makeup. I need to destroy things. I don't care.

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT, DOLL!

Oh, you're gonna love it! I just know you will, it's a great stress reliever and even more fun!

And I just know you'll love hot doing it.

[curioosity]

Hope you've packed your best outfits, were going all out the moment we get there! Fancy dinner, big hotel, pools, all the sight there are to see!

I've already checked up on all the hottest places to be. Maybe we won't do crime on our first day, but we certainly don't have to live quietly!

-J

Oh my god yes! I'm so excited for our trip! God I just wanna forget everything that's happened to Gotham and spend time with you.

I need to be spoiled senseless. I deserve it.

@clxwnprinceofcrime

[clxwnprinceofcrime]

Oh, and I'm happy to spoil you! We need this vacation, just you and me!

What a breath of fresh air! I hear metropolis is lovely this time of year, too. Cozy and perfect for a couple's getaway.