Clyde the Cat

Born 6/6/19 - Adopted 8/22/19 A ball of energy, constantly purring, and looking for trouble. Follow the adventures of Clyde the Cat and how crazy and lovable he can be!

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If you ever feel down just look at this picture of my cat

It never fails to make me smile or laugh. He looks like a broken toy. He’s so funny omg.

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Every time Clyde does something I don’t want him to do I tell him “that’s illegal” but apparently the law doesn’t apply to him

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Me: Clyde failed high five class

Sister: but he passed attack hand class

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excuse my heavy breathing (I have bad allergies and can’t breath lol) but I think this has summed up my future of motherhood. I love my son but bRUH

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I love my son so so much

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I love playing fetch with my dog!

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On today’s episode of I’m spoiling Clyde

He got a playground and loves it

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Clyde isn’t gonna know what to do with himself

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revenge

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“Why won’t you let me bite your hand while you nap? Fine. I’ll just sit on your back, purr, watch you while you sleep, and make you feel guilty.”

-Clyde

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Clyde’s nyooming powers have gotten the best of him. I was walking, and he tried to run in front of me and underestimated, resulting in me kicking him (IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I FELT SO BAD). Later, I was getting a drink from the fridge and he tried to run in. It did not work and the door nearly shut on him.

Lesson: Clyde needs to slow down. Is he going to? No.

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He's just GOTTA GO FAST MOM

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HES GOTTA GO FAST so he can lead the naruto runners at the Area 51 raid but it’s only if he survives me walking and the fridge. He’s spilled his water bowl twice because of running too fast. (water has been relocated) Having a child is tough work.

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Clyde’s nyooming powers have gotten the best of him. I was walking, and he tried to run in front of me and underestimated, resulting in me kicking him (IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I FELT SO BAD). Later, I was getting a drink from the fridge and he tried to run in. It did not work and the door nearly shut on him.

Lesson: Clyde needs to slow down. Is he going to? No.

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I’m supposed to be doing housework... y’all expect me to leave this???

(did you hear the lil noise he maDE AT THE END??)

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I bought Clyde a new toy. He is in love with it. He’s so much fun to watch. Also, my mom and I are curious why he does when I’m gone at school and work (probably sleep) but she just bought a camera so we can spy on Clyde. Can’t wait for Clyde-Cam.

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The more days that go by, the more bitey Clyde becomes. I mean, makes sense, he’s a cat. But damn dudes got some sharp teeth and he likes to bite my wrists and ankles.

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Clyde is in the process of learning his name. Today he waved to me and I died

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Since he’s still warming up to the apartment and we’re getting used to each other, I put him in his carrier for bed (once he gets a little bit older and we’re used to each other he’ll stay out). But maaaaan he makes me feel SO GUILTY when I put him in there for bed. I feel so bad. I love him I hope he understands.